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Paulau wrote:Damn it, we can't seem to get rid of our dodgy Prime Minister. Maybe we could drop him on Fiji's doorstep and run! We'll take Russell Crowe back - even if he'd rather be an Aussie. Someone needs to remind that man that he's actually a New Zealander. He can pretend all he likes but we know where he really comes from.
Well we're at it, do you want Paula Bennett? She's good for a laugh.

Whatever, we'll give you anything for some All Blacks players. If you were kind enough to give us Dan Carter, Nehe Milner-Skudder, Ma'a Nonu, and Sonny Bill Williams. Anything.

Paulau

I'm not a rugby fan myself but a lot of Kiwis are quite obsessed with the sport. I guess we could give you Sonny Bill Williams for awhile - but he can be a bit of a troublemaker at times. He has a slight tendency to give himself into mischief from time to time. What about Piri Weepu? He's an ambitious young chap.

I couldn't be less interested in rugby. But it is rather satisfying to routinely thump the Aussies in the game.

Bienvia

Cohibas and mojitos. That is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFxr6PCrohg

ANZAC Day always goes by so fast. But it's important to mark the day to remember our fallen soldiers - so many people forget to remember war veterans.

Scanorama and Bienvia

Lest we forget.

Paulau

Scanorama wrote:Lest we forget.

Sadly so many people seem to be forgetting these days...

Pro tip: if you're member of a big theatre company and you're hired for a play at a guys-only secondary school, do NOT take the job. People will cringe. You will cringe back. It'll be a neverending roulette of cringery stares. Please don't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APUiyyS8Ths&index=8&list=PL99310977F92D9C55

I imagine this is how Kvitsborgen, Saari, or Chaundhri would speak to Patil.

Also everyone please take half an hour from your lives and listen to this goddamn album because it's absolutely gorgeous.

Paulau

"President" Jaidev Patil will become increasingly unhinged as it becomes clear that he is not going to remain in power for much longer. It's your typical Nazi Germany scenario - up until now he has been furthering the image of a glorious Paulau under his leadership. Courageous soldiers beating back the conniving rebels but faced with the widespread retreat of a significant portion of his forces that ruse is falling apart.

His lackeys have been projecting the image of a free and prosperous Paulau, conveniently ignoring the slums and beggars, but now the people are waking up. They have an alternative to the Patil Regime.

Whallhall and Bienvia

Bienvia wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APUiyyS8Ths&index=8&list=PL99310977F92D9C55
I imagine this is how Kvitsborgen, Saari, or Chaundhri would speak to Patil.
Also everyone please take half an hour from your lives and listen to this goddamn album because it's absolutely gorgeous.

Yes, that fits in very nicely with the Paulauan rebels and the increasingly pissed off Paulau public. There will be a lot of rebel music aimed at the tyrant.

"Patil sat upon his throne with a grin so wide,
Oh he dined and drank while his people starved,
He schemed and plotted with a mind so cruel,
But he did not see the dagger plunging for his back."

Bienvia

Greetings from Sorlovia!

We are a small Russian-esk nation. So why don't you sit down and enjoy some of our fine vodka with us. Oh, and look out for the bears.

What's the deal with getting a place on the map? I'll hold off on making my factbook until I can finalize a place on the map somewhere along the coast.

Sorlovia wrote:What's the deal with getting a place on the map? I'll hold off on making my factbook until I can finalize a place on the map somewhere along the coast.

I think it's two weeks that you have to have been in the region before you can get a spot. Then just contact Copenhagen metropolis with a telegram about what spot you want.

Sorlovia

Trez-nem wrote:I think it's two weeks that you have to have been in the region before you can get a spot. Then just contact Copenhagen metropolis with a telegram about what spot you want.

Thank you! Get ready for some rowdy and occasionally fiery Russian neighbours! :P

Sorlovia wrote:Thank you! Get ready for some rowdy and occasionally fiery Russian neighbours! :P

Priviet! Yuo may find comfort next to powerful Bjénvia! Welcome to the region :)

Apart from cyka blyat I know nothing more of Russian. I even tried learning it, but it was waaaaayyyyy too hard :/

Bienvia wrote:Priviet! Yuo may find comfort next to powerful Bjénvia! Welcome to the region :)
Apart from cyka blyat I know nothing more of Russian. I even tried learning it, but it was waaaaayyyyy too hard :/

inb4 you start learning Finnish

Anyways, welcome Sorlovia! I love how you lunged into the RP confidently. I think we'll get on well, OOC at least ;)

Sorlovia

Already answered Sorlovia. Yaaay.

Post self-deleted by Sorlovia.

Aboveland wrote:inb4 you start learning Finnish
Anyways, welcome Sorlovia! I love how you lunged into the RP confidently. I think we'll get on well, OOC at least ;)

I didn't see any reason to hesitate! Better to jump in and get the fun started! :)

That was a fantastic reply by the way! That Abovian refusal to acknowledge Sorlovian as an independent nation will massively antagonize the Sorlovians which should make for some interesting roleplay. President Alexsandr Pavlov, who will have some Putin-like strongly Sorlovian nationalist qualities, doesn't necessarily know the truth behind the whole situation.

As you said, Sorlovia is a newly emerged nation still struggling to recover from decades of Communism. But while he might not know the exact truth President Pavlov won't the Abovian's dictate terms - get ready for some good old Russian fiery stubbornness :P

Aboveland and Bienvia

Sorlovia wrote:snip

Guys, I love this guy.

Bienvia and Sorlovia

hi im new too
please like me

Vulkanas and Sorlovia

Yokerin wrote:hi im new too
please like me

#ThrowbackToWhenIJoinedTheRegion

Welcome too!

I have sooooooo many ideas for NLN but I don't have any time D:

Kvitsborgen criticising Abovian military aid to the PLF, continuing the Bienvian space program with some bs new planet discovery, the opening of a museum conmemorating the fallen in the destruction of Sfærok, a Bienvian program to taking in Paulauan refugees, Adhám Breen (Oileán Nua's Prime Minister) being messy with money (discount Panama Papers)... SO MANY IDEAS AND SO LITTLE TIME

HELP PLS

Bienvia wrote:Kvitsborgen criticising Abovian military aid to the PLF

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>:3

One question. How does posting in the news thread work? Can I just go post immediately or do I have to telegram someone before I can post?

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