Newtopia
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: Dweebsville
Tags: Founderless and Minuscule.
Regional Power: Moderate
Newtopia contains 5 nations, the 2,039th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in Newtopia
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, Newtopia is ranked 771st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Completely Dense Nation of Grand Stoopiditi | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Stoopid is as stoopid does!” |
| 2. |  The Rogue Fleet of Adventurin Pirates | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You fight like a dairy farmer!” |
| 3. |  The Selfish Dictatorship of And its Mine all MINE | Father Knows Best State | “A whole bucket of mud, and it's mine all mine.” |
| 4. |  The Burning Hot Queendom of Raging Ball of Fire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What fun is a soothing ball of fire?” |
| 5. |  The Underwater Nation of Big Blue Lagoon | Democratic Socialists | “Don't drown. It's bad for your health.” |
Regional Happenings
- 122 days ago: Babylon the great of the region The free nations of babylon proposed constructing embassies.
- 4 years 123 days ago: The Rogue Fleet of Adventurin Pirates arrived from Lazarus.
- 4 years 124 days ago: The Rogue Fleet of Adventurin Pirates departed this region for Lazarus.
- 4 years 138 days ago: The Rogue Fleet of Adventurin Pirates ceased to exist.
- 7 years 197 days ago: The Federation of Mutant hillbillies ceased to exist.
- 7 years 197 days ago: The Grand Duchy of Vengeful Race Horses ceased to exist.
- 7 years 225 days ago: Mutant hillbillies arrived from The East Pacific.
- 7 years 225 days ago: Vengeful race horses arrived from The North Pacific.
- 7 years 229 days ago: The Selfish Dictatorship of And its Mine all MINE arrived from The East Pacific.
- 7 years 240 days ago: The Principality of Grand Indifference ceased to exist.
Newtopia Regional Message Board
Loading...It's mine I tell you. MINE!!
Dictator Warpo
Uh huh, yeah sureeeee
~ President Nova ~
wots going on?
stupid saddam
See this fur coat? It's rare. There's only 100 like it, and even then they're all different.
*snuggles into coat*
Queen Ember
Ahem, ladies and gentlemen of Newtopia. I would like to annouce that The Underwater Nation of Big Blue Lagoon has had a change in leader. It was decided that there was too much rivalry going on for where we as a people wanted to go. Therefore, I would like to introduce myself, the new leader: Lady Hart
The former President Nova has rejoined the councillor ranks.
I sincerely hope that we might come to a more peaceful arrangement, Capt'n Raine, since the previous parting of ways.
Lady Hart
Uhhh id like to say hi to Lady Hart. Welcome to newtopia.
Just 1 question, wots a councillor?
stoopid saddam
Shoulda made the bidge rat walk the plank. Arr.
I don't know, Lady Hart... yer nations founded on mutiny that was kicked me and my people out. Don't like mutineers.
Capt'n Raine
Duh dum... its quiet out dere...
ANY1 OUT DERE???
stoopid saddam
Arr, we 'ave nations ta run. I know it's been months since anyone last said anything, but obviously we've 'ad nuffin' ta talk 'bout!
Capt'n Raine
It's mine, I tell you. MINE!!
Dictator Warpo
