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Founder: The Calvinist-Lutheran Federacy of Neu Heidelberg

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Maps of New Europe (IC) can be found at our forum:

Map of North-America and world-wide positions are being revised at the moment. Time: 3098 BCE

Embassies: Gay, Philosophy 115, Circle of Badularity, The Pollaetorian Guard, A Liberal Haven, United Empire of Islam, New Europe Puppet Depot, Dune, Deutschland, Gay Equality, Sinterventie, World Alliance, Africa, Amerikanisch Empiredom, Ozzy, The Sea Of Love, and 23 others.The Ascendancy, Vissella, United States of America, Laissez Faireholm, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, Suomi, The United Nations of Here, Kingdom of Ireland, Wyndia, The Rose Garden, Demolibs, Unified Coalition of Nations, Republic of Hellas, Free State of Wisconsin, Avadam Inn, Turkic Union, Nelborne Union, The Constitutional Union, The Haukian Federation, New Utopian World, Rossferry, Singapore, and The Union of Democratic States.

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Regional Power: High

New Europe contains 129 nations, the 88th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Highest Foreign Aid Spending in New Europe

The World Census intercepted food drops in several war-torn regions to determine which nations spent the most on international aid.

As a region, New Europe is ranked 4,919th in the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Concerto Democracy of BrahmskDemocratic Socialists“Tune into your inner music & find the key to happiness”
2.The Republic of DruzestanCorrupt Dictatorship“The renaissance of Faith”
3.The Yuezhi Queendom of ToqariaLeft-Leaning College State“Redheads Rise from the West!”
4.The Holy Green Pastures of Lari PenatiqueInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Proud guardians of the Elysian Fields”
5.The Holy Federated Green Forests of Roge-AdygeDemocratic Socialists“The people federated can never be hated”
6.The Holy White Lotus of UubengalasFather Knows Best State“Calm, Proper, Orderly”
7.The Holy Sun and Moon of UgrialtaiLeft-wing Utopia“The forgotten history of language families.”
8.The Republic of ByrussiaLiberal Democratic Socialists“There's three of us!”
9.The Kingdom of WisentiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Mooove along, people!”
10.The Holy Green Community of EosylvaniaFather Knows Best State“From the forest, a virgin emerges”
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The Community of Broni wrote:Or you could go for something with pink bands. There is never too much pink in one flag.

My original flag was all pink: and it was judged too pink.

RIP Archie. We hope it's just another dirt-nap...

For some reason, saving a male baby from genital mutilation lowers your religiousness rating.

Personally, I feel that bodily integrity is a matter of religious freedom: only when a person is free to choose the physical alterations of a particular religion, or refuse them, can the sincerity of his religious convictions be guaranteed.

-Mushroom Kingdom

This better?

-Mushroom Kingdom

The Community of Xentawr wrote:This better?

Yes! A thousand times YES!

-Mushroom Kingdom

Archie is waiting for surgery at the moment. We all wish him a full and speedy recovery, I'm sure. He'll be back when his diet / energy allow him to do so again.

I am still pre-surgery, but had a block of time (and the energy) to revive my fallen nations. Now, back to REGIONAL CONQUEST! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!

A new issue, 534:

The Issue

Following the most recent election, it has come to your attention that some politicians ran unopposed. Some ridings still remain without a representative due to an incredible lack of interest. As apathy rises, you have been called to fix what many are calling a "broken system".

The Debate

"I'm disappointed that people don't participate in government," sighs high school civics teacher Chloe Giono while trying to squeeze past your bodyguards. "We can't practice democracy if we don't have a choice to make! Here's my solution: elected positions should not be filled until there are multiple candidates. Why not funnel some funding towards encouraging people to stand for election? You could pay people a stipend for taking the time out to run for office, and have a pot of money to pay campaigning expenses of those too poor to fund themselves."


A retinue of burly guards clear out all the citizens from your office as the boisterous mayor of Face of Flowers walks in. "The fact that I have won the last five elections because I was the only candidate means nothing. Actually, it means that the people love me too much to challenge me because I'm the best dang mayor this city's ever had! Don't fix the system, Giuseppe, because the system ain't broken. It ought to be left in the hands of people like ourselves who know how to get things done."


"Nobody wants to run for office because nobody wants to be in the government," replies your mother as she tries to make dinner plans with you. "Think about it. When was the last time someone who actually presented a challenge ran against you? When I was raising you and your siblings, I'd settle who got to play with the toys by drawing straws, and I think we can use the same approach. People from all over Arcimboldo could be chosen at random to fill a government office for a fixed term. As an added bonus, it would root out the corrupt career politicians and opportunists, since they couldn't run for office anymore. Sure, these new people aren't as qualified, but fair's fair, right?"


"Look at this cat video!" exclaims your easily distracted brother while showing you a video of a kitten being potty trained. "The thing is, Arcimboldoans are too dumb to figure out the issues, let alone the right candidate. Do you really think the average Joe cares about the ongoing oil crisis in Maxtopia or increasing tensions with East Lebatuck? All they care about is making sure they have a slice of pizza while watching their shows. Wouldn't it be easier if you picked the candidates for your Party and screened out the undesirables? The Opposition can of course implement similar rules for their parties. Oh, look, a squirrel!" Your brother runs outside your office and begins to chase a squirrel around a tree.


"Ha ha! The kitty thinks it's people!" squees your rather shallow niece after picking up her father's phone. "Isn't it cute? Way cuter than any of those ugly politicians I was supposed to support last election. It would be so much easier for me if I didn't have to worry about voting. With all that time I would save, I could start a vlog!"


interesting new issue. But I miss one explanation model: that politicians like Hillary Clinton WANT to run unopposed, because the PARTY knows best and elections are just there for the people to confirm what the politicians have decided.

The first option puts in place public financing of elections, something clean election advocates have long proposed. Perhaps then people who are really good at what they do, but not so adept at fund raising/selling their souls would run for public office and we would have more democratic choices.

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