The WorldWorld Census

The Most Primitive in the World

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south BorlandAuthoritarian Democracy“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
2.The Womyn's Paradise of GynostanPsychotic Dictatorship“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”
3.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of FeckfaceCorporate Police State“I came, I saw, I conquered.”
4.The Most Unholy Authocracy of RedrakeIron Fist Consumerists“Where Men Are Men... and the sheep run scared”
5.The Free People's Republic of Valiant HillsAuthoritarian Democracy“Workers of The World, Unite!”
6.The Holy Blue Oppressed Peoples of Nadir DystopiaCorporate Police State“Gloom Over Dominated”
7.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in YoutopiaCorporate Police State“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
8.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
9.The Holy Principality of SeigelaemmtIron Fist Consumerists“Praise the Almighty, our Lord”
10.The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheadsIron Fist Consumerists“Obey or die”
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by Max Barry

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