My Basement
WA Delegate: 
The Empire of The Rapax (elected 116 days ago)
Founder: What the phuck
Tags: Founderless and Minuscule.
My Basement contains 4 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in My Basement
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, My Basement is ranked 8,879th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Uncannily Violent Nerds of Clapp Memorial Library | Anarchy | “I have an essay to write - in blood.” |
| 2. |  The Late Night Picture Show of New Belchertown | Father Knows Best State | “Can I watch?” |
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Courtnapolis | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Equality matters” |
| 4. | The Empire of The Rapax | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Those who defy Heaven shall perish.” |
Regional Happenings
- 65 days ago: The United Kingdom of Tittyworld ceased to exist.
- 116 days ago:
The Empire of The Rapax became regional WA Delegate. - 117 days ago:
The Uncannily Violent Nerds of Clapp Memorial Library arrived from Balder. - 117 days ago:
The Late Night Picture Show of New Belchertown arrived from Osiris. - 118 days ago: The Late Night Picture Show of New Belchertown tried to enter the region but did not know the password.
- 118 days ago: The Late Night Picture Show of New Belchertown tried to enter the region but did not know the password.
- 119 days ago: The Late Night Picture Show of New Belchertown tried to enter the region but did not know the password.
- 125 days ago: The Union of Lard-assisia ceased to exist.
- 128 days ago: Tittyworld arrived from The East Pacific.
- 151 days ago:
The Democratic Republic of Courtnapolis arrived from The Pacific.
My Basement Regional Message Board
Loading...I assume the mods disappeared it because of the name, but I see that Kyle's back with a shiny new dominion.
Here's a great way we can liven up the regional message board. When one of your relatives gives you some good advice, post it here, like so.
"You know, we wouldn't have to worry about any of this nonsense and controversy if we just stopped giving our criminals so many rights," sighs Pip Dredd, your fifth cousin, five times removed. "Double jeopardy, cruel and unusual punishment, the writ of habeas corpus... there are just so many inconvenient clauses in our constitution that are getting in the way of keeping our streets clean of crooks. I say we abolish the right to a fair trial, and just lock people up if the judge thinks they've done something wrong. I mean, they're pretty smart guys aren't they?"
Well, then... we have lost the Game....s Club. What's going on?
It does that when you don't log in for a month. If Kyle ever decides to come back, though, he can re-found it right where he left off.
By the way, next time you see Kyle, ask if he has any Reckless Waifs. He probably knows what that means.
...We keep growing smaller...
*hums a tune for Lardassia*
Our centrist democracies are too damn inoffensive.
Oh, that brother of mine...
"Frankly, I don't see why we need to have elections at all," says your brother, Abraham Neumann, over a late-night malt whiskey. "You always seem to know what's best. Why not scrap the whole political system? It would make things so much simpler."
