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Advanced Scouts have reported that the Zombie Hoards are preparing for attack at sun-down.... 7 Hours 45 minutes from now... Our best scientists need to be ready!!!

Wohlleben wrote:Advanced Scouts have reported that the Zombie Hoards are preparing for attack at sun-down.... 7 Hours 45 minutes from now... Our best scientists need to be ready!!!

I have ordered a pack of Warg Riders to scout out the Dead Marshes, I'll be expecting their report soon.

yesyes we have converted our mind-control drug laboratories and torture device manufacturing combines into anti-zombie disease research centers hail Lord Sauron

Malkir wrote:I have ordered a pack of Warg Riders to scout out the Dead Marshes, I'll be expecting their report soon.

I can spare a few Wargs if u need them

A lone war rider can be seen racing towards the Black Gate, blowing his horn loudly. The sergeant on duty shouts down to the trolls below, "OPEN THE GATE" the trolls grunt and begin heaving at the lever which pries open the gate to Mordor.

Soon after the Warg Rider is panting and shaking in front of the sergeant on duty. "What did you see worm? Where is the rest of your pack?"

"They... they rose out of the marshes. Elves and Men all rotting and dead but moving. They ATE the captain before we could even get in formation! Oh Melkor! They're all dead!" The Warg next to him began whimpering and covered its eyes.

The sergeant scribbled something down and handed it to a nearby private. "This goes to the Eye immediately."

So what is our plan for the zombie apocalypse, I missed what we had discussed, cure, extermination, or do we succumb to the undead?

We research a Cure.

There have been reports of zombies hiding outside my borders

Maulgarion wrote:There have been reports of zombies hiding outside my borders

Any infected Denizens must be quarantined for immediate study and evaluation

Yes. Im sending Warg riders to gather them up

Maulgarion wrote:Yes. Im sending Warg riders to gather them up

Good, throw them together into the freshly dug infected pits.

Got it. Are the elections later today, or tomarow?

Maulgarion wrote:Got it. Are the elections later today, or tomarow?

Elections will follow the Zombie Apocalypse. I don't like waiting this long but I don't want to try to have an election while zombies are chewing on my feet.

haha true.

But once the Zombies are taken care of I'll start bugging people for platforms and stuff.

Cool.

EVERYBODY GET READY! The latest intelligence suggests that the Zombies will be here in less than 30 minutes! Brace yourselves, the zombies are coming.

We shall mow them down with our bulle-I mean, syringes!

The cosmos wrote:We shall mow them down with our bulle-I mean, syringes!

The waiting is killing me.

I know!!!!

It begins! Unleash every crazed doctor/mad scientist/shaman you have to find a cure for this infernal magic!

Let's get 100% survival rate. So no one kill them.

Evil Lord Sauron wrote:Let's get 100% survival rate. So no one kill them.

You heard the Dark Lord!

Dr Ugluk will cure everything mercilessly.

all heal guns are on full power!!!!!! tho i dont have much to spend on heath care the my people don't need it the zombies do!

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