WA Delegate: None.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Maltropian Puppet Confederacy is ranked 9,317th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of Fa Niente||Corporate Police State||“How stupid are the people of Iowa?”|
|2.||The Vestigial Realm of Espin||Compulsory Consumerist State||“By necessity, bent and broken”|
|3.||The Maltropian Pokemonian Realm of Maltro||Capitalist Paradise||“What? ANOTHER Puppet?”|
|4.||The Holy See of Pope Francis||Democratic Socialists||“Habemus Papam!”|
|5.||The Deliciously Circular Land of Pies||Capitalist Paradise||“Now don't you eat that pie!' 'Self control' 'Pie day!”|
|6.||The People's Republic of Everyone||Left-wing Utopia||“You wouldn't believe the TGs I get.”|
|7.||The Golden Wood of Laurelindorinan||Democratic Socialists||“Heart of Elvendom on Earth”|
|8.||The Totally not a Zombie Horde of Maltorpedoa||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“I'm Maltropia, duh.”|
|9.||The Incorporated States of Incorporated States||Corporate Police State||“Incorporated States Inc.; estd. 2011”|
|10.||The Ever-correct Realm of Punkies||Corporate Police State||“xtreme fighter's”|
- : The Secret Fashion Police of Apple-Loosa of the region Avadam Inn proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Democratic Republic of Old HampshireVille of the region Orthanc at Isengard proposed constructing embassies.
- : The People's Republic of WeareAllScrewedville of the region East of West proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Gross Empiredom of Stilton-on-the-Rocks departed this region for Paradoxia.
- : The Gross Empiredom of Stilton-on-the-Rocks arrived from Astyria.
- : The Ancient Heritage of Latin arrived from Astyria.
- : The People's Republic of Everyone arrived from Astyria.
- : The Depressed Peoples of Squidward arrived from Astyria.
- : The Holy See of Pope Francis arrived from Astyria.
- : The People's Republic of Everyone departed this region for Astyria.
Maltropian Puppet Confederacy Regional Message Board
I'm a puppet of Happy Vale kicked from my region. Just dumping this nation here to rot
Welcome to my region, I guess.
Time to exterminate the zombies with all 60 puppets. This will end well.
Oh dear goodness. Where'd everyone go?
I, uh, accidentally let my region CTE. .__.
SO IT BEGINS
I think that was all of them. May have lost a few.
"Success! Everyone is now located in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy." Well, 100,000-odd nations moving at once put less strain on the server than I anticipated.