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Veceria wrote:

YOU'RE ALREADY SUED

BUT IT TAKES 6 MONTHS TO DELIVER SOMETHING BY SHIP
SO HA

I managed to convince one of my teachers today that my life ambition was to become a Mexican wrestler. No joke, she actually now believes that that's what I want to do with my life.

Rikatan wrote:

BUT IT TAKES 6 MONTHS TO DELIVER SOMETHING BY SHIP
SO HA

YOUR MUM IS SO SLOW IT TOOK HER 9 MONTHS TO DELIVER YOU

Zottistan wrote:

I managed to convince one of my teachers today that my life ambition was to become a Mexican wrestler. No joke, she actually now believes that that's what I want to do with my life.

Hey, same with me becoming Canadian.

so we all know the religion thing where some people simply know that god either exists or doesn't, because they're magical and know things just like that etc. etc.
but if he does exist
does god believe in us, or are we just figments of his imagination?

I wish I had food
I haven't eaten all day
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Haiku by Snowy, done out of boredom

Auremena wrote:

How do you know that said supposed deity/ies is/are male?
The only logical answer is to bow down before me, your goddess.

well, that depends on whether we're talking about sex or gender
sex, unlike gender, exists because of a need for reproduction. it sounds wrong when i say it because a bazillion people use this as an argument against lgbt stuff or whatever, but if you think about why sex exists, that's it.
so, since no god would have any need for sex, i doubt they'd be male or female

as for gender, it's quite possible, but we'll never knooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(side note: if god had a dick or a pussy, god would use said body part. i feel weird imagining god having a sex)
(side note: i use 'he' for everyone. and 'you guys'. it's a dialect/accent thing. if you see me using 'he' where plural 'they' should be, so sorry)

Zottistan wrote:

We don't have sexual configuration like we do so that we can reproduce like we do. We reproduce like we do because we have the sexual configuration that we have. Evolution doesn't have intent or purpose. It doesn't set out to solve problems. The organs and systems and junk we evolved only have typical functions, not predetermined purposes.

but the question is
does god have a dick or not

Rikatan wrote:

but the question is
does god have a dick or not

Doesn't matter. Bow down or I'll crop your bootay. And tittays.
Basically your whole body.

Blekksprutia wrote:

explaining that i'm colorblind to my ASL teacher in the second class when i know like ten words
me: color same
teacher: what do you mean?
me: color same
me: red
me: green
me: same
me: no different
me: same
teacher: huh?
me: i am
me: c
me: o
me: l
me: o
me: r
me: b
me: l
me: i
me: r
me: d
teacher: colorblird?
me: me write please please me write

ASL teacher? Age, Sex, Location?

y u learn sign language

Rikatan wrote:

(side note: if god had a dick or a pussy, god would use said body part. i feel weird imagining god having a sex)

There's probably a whole community dedicated to that fetish.

Rikatan wrote:

well, you know, rule 34 is a thing
i usually search it to verify the universality/omnipresence of rule 34
but i don't think i want to do that in this particular case :P

I know rule 34 is a thing. I've been on Inkbunny and paheal 34