Juche Union RMB

WA Delegate: The Union of Socialist Republics of Russia (elected 257 days ago)

Founder: North svea

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Welcome to the Juche Union!

Freedom, Brotherhood, Self Reliance

We are a mostly leftist region, but we'll accept any nation for pleasant conversation!

PROUD ALLY OF UCR!

Regional Government:
Acting WA Delegate: Socialist Republics of Russia
Vice Delegate: Greater Gaelicland
General of the People's Liberation Red Army: Omensa

Minister of Public Information: Sween
People's Ambassador: The People's Ambassador of Communist Skyrim
Minister of Culture: Vacant
Chief Recruiter: Sween

Security Level
Peacetime - no foreseeable threats.
Guarded - minor threat.
Alert - Clear threat
Danger - serious threat.
Emergency - invasion imminent.

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Embassies: CSSR, Communist International, Minecraftia, The Communist Party of NationStates, UCR, Misftits Archipelago, Israel, Republic of Seychelles, The Federation of Dethklok 1000, The Cooperative Union, Land of Israel, The Darwin Allied Republics, The Communist Region, Lazarus, Trainsylvinea, Libertarian Socialist Alliance, and 7 others.UCR Military Base, Peoples Socialist Republic of Albania, The Remnants of the Mian Empire, The Empty Quarter, Rejected Communists Vol2, Jewish Defense League, and Judean League.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Communist, Future Tech, Modern Tech, Featured, Socialist, Medium, and Founderless.

Regional Power: Moderate

Juche Union contains 42 nations, the 267th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Lowest Overall Tax Burden in Juche Union

World Census financial experts assessed nations across a range of direct and indirect measures in order to determine which placed the lowest tax burden on their citizens.

As a region, Juche Union is ranked 14,995th in the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Theocracy of Radiant LightFather Knows Best State“To God Through Suffering”
2.The Jingoistic States of Tychus the MarauderCompulsory Consumerist State“Hell, it's about time.”
3.The Protectorate of ThurFather Knows Best State“United we stand!”
4.The Democratic Republic of UlhmInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I still haven't found what I'm looking for”
5.The Dominion of Red WolfCapitalist Paradise“We will survive!”
6.The Kingdom of NotharNew York Times Democracy“Cold is nice!”
7.The Republic of BlondyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Live or let die!”
8.The Republic of TwailInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Money makes the world go around.”
9.The Confederacy of JoranFather Knows Best State“Cold”
10.The Empire of AchunWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“drop by drop”
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Regional Happenings

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Juche Union Regional Message Board

The People's Republic of Sween wrote:*Storms in*

"I heard something about Leather-clad?"
*forgetting to speak english*
"Tā mā de nàcuì zhū! Shè bìxū sǐ yīgè nuòfū de sǐwáng! Nàcuì jìnǚ!!!" <-- this would be vary profane in english
*simultaneously Pulls out katana, from the scabbard to the right (left handed) and flails in dangerously in the air.*
*calms down*
"She is a pig and should die a coward's death, with the fury of ten-thousand swords!"

*puts sword back*
*pulls out flask, proceeds to drink (likely sake, possibly vodka)*

"you were saying?"

*Takes sword away*
"There's a reason I don't allow blades bigger than 3 1/2 inches in my office and now I NEED A NEW CEILING FAN!"
*Pinches forehead between eyebrows *
"Its okay I live with that...(*meditates for a second*) you'll get this back in a hour when your liver naturally oxidizes it now take a seat I'll pull out the map and begin war games that should keep us busy...."
*speaks Russian *
"Nikolay, ispravit' moyu chertovu ventilyator!(its saying to the electrician to fix my fan)"

The Union of Socialist Republics of Russia wrote:*Takes sword away*
"There's a reason I don't allow blades bigger than 3 1/2 inches in my office and now I NEED A NEW CEILING FAN!"
*Pinches forehead between eyebrows *
"Its okay I live with that...(*meditates for a second*) you'll get this back in a hour when your liver naturally oxidizes it now take a seat I'll pull out the map and begin war games that should keep us busy...."
*speaks Russian *
"Nikolay, ispravit' moyu chertovu ventilyator!(its saying to the electrician to fix my fan)"

*sits down, joined by two female bodyguards in red Pyonging guard uniform.*
"it seems every time I get drunk and angry i get my sword taken away."
*laughs*
"last week it was he Rapier, Drunk."
"2 months ago it was the Sabre, ranting about bad food."
"4 months ago it was a Chokuto, I was wasted that night, i don't think it was taken away, but i must've lost it in my drunken antics."

"anyway... on with the war games then."

OOC: A ceiling fan in Russia? why not a AC-S we can use our AC-S systems to turn the hottest middle-eastern palace -10c we use these things in Pyogjing, in the winter.

The People's Republic of Sween wrote:Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, and Kim! I jut noticed that nazi Europe was conquered! URAAAA URAAAA!

URAAAAA ALLAHU AKBAR!!! This Is indeed most fantastic news.

The People's Republic of Sween wrote:*sits down, joined by two female bodyguards in red Pyonging guard uniform.*
"it seems every time I get drunk and angry i get my sword taken away."
*laughs*
"last week it was he Rapier, Drunk."
"2 months ago it was the Sabre, ranting about bad food."
"4 months ago it was a Chokuto, I was wasted that night, i don't think it was taken away, but i must've lost it in my drunken antics."

"anyway... on with the war games then."

OOC: A ceiling fan in Russia? why not a AC-S we can use our AC-S systems to turn the hottest middle-eastern palace -10c we use these things in Pyogjing, in the winter.


*turns to the admiral*
"Oh we do have AC(*mutters*and snow) the fan helps circulate air when it hasn't been on in few days"
"Only 12 minutes to go until you get it back"
*glances at guards*
"The one thing I hate about my office is that in here are strictly male gaurds .. it alternates every room. Hallways have both."
*looks at guards*
"Vassili, Sergei you have permission to be outside the room just hand me my guns....and the AK....*clears throat* the RPG too."

The Union of Socialist Republics of Russia wrote:*turns to the admiral*
"Oh we do have AC(*mutters*and snow) the fan helps circulate air when it hasn't been on in few days"
"Only 12 minutes to go until you get it back"
*glances at guards*
"The one thing I hate about my office is that in here are strictly male gaurds .. it alternates every room. Hallways have both."
*looks at guards*
"Vassili, Sergei you have permission to be outside the room just hand me my guns....and the AK....*clears throat* the RPG too."

"Hmm, seems many leaders prefer to carry guns for defence these days. I'm more of a sword-man myself. I make up for the lack of personal fire-power with my many guards. Is the all-male guard in the office thing a measure to protect during work-time 'distractions'? My office and 'Captain's Quarters' (yeah, cause my title is Grand ADMIRAL lol) are always protected by all-female PGs the majority at the palace are female."
*glances at Lt. Kim Cho Hee and Lt. Cho Eun Mi*
"well, I cant lie and say appearance doesn't play some role in the assignment process of the PG."
*looks at uniforms*
"Gāisǐ de hng rě rn wǒ!" (referring to how much he like the colour red and how it is used on his guards' uniforms.)

*checks mao pocket watch*
"alight it'd been at east 12 minutes by now. I'm probably sober by now and this scabbard looks stupid when it's empty.

The People's Republic of Sween wrote:"Hmm, seems many leaders prefer to carry guns for defence these days. I'm more of a sword-man myself. I make up for the lack of personal fire-power with my many guards. Is the all-male guard in the office thing a measure to protect during work-time 'distractions'? My office and 'Captain's Quarters' (yeah, cause my title is Grand ADMIRAL lol) are always protected by all-female PGs the majority at the palace are female."
*glances at Lt. Kim Cho Hee and Lt. Cho Eun Mi*
"well, I cant lie and say appearance doesn't play some role in the assignment process of the PG."
*looks at uniforms*
"Gāisǐ de hóng rě rén wǒ!" (referring to how much he like the colour red and how it is used on his guards' uniforms.)

*checks mao pocket watch*
"alight it'd been at east 12 minutes by now. I'm probably sober by now and this scabbard looks stupid when it's empty.

"Uhuhuh.. breathalyzer test first"
*comes up .001*

"OK your good my friend, and I carry many blades, a katana(somedays), a tomahawk(all the time), an Israeli commando knife and a KA-BAR USMC knife... oh and a spear with detachable head to become a dagger"
*looks around*

"Chert voz'mi Vasiliy!"(Dammit Vassili!)...
He hid my flamethrower!"
*hears snickering*

The Union of Socialist Republics of Russia wrote:"Uhuhuh.. breathalyzer test first"
*comes up .001*

"OK your good my friend, and I carry many blades, a katana(somedays), a tomahawk(all the time), an Israeli commando knife and a KA-BAR USMC knife... oh and a spear with detachable head to become a dagger"
*looks around*

"Chert voz'mi Vasiliy!"(Dammit Vassili!)...
He hid my flamethrower!"
*hears snickering*

*hears a unanimous double feminine "hehehehe"*
"It seems Lt. Kim and Lt. Cho both seem to find this funny as well."

*slowly turns around and quickly slaps the hand of one of the servers in the room.*
"I see what you're trying to do there.... That hand of yours isn't supposed to be Eun Mi's chair. Before you even think about it, the same goes for Cho Hee."
*Turns back to premier*
"Don't worry, this happens all the time"

The People's Republic of Sween wrote:*hears a unanimous double feminine "hehehehe"*
"It seems Lt. Kim and Lt. Cho both seem to find this funny as well."

*slowly turns around and quickly slaps the hand of one of the servers in the room.*
"I see what you're trying to do there.... That hand of yours isn't supposed to be Eun Mi's chair. Before you even think about it, the same goes for Cho Hee."
*Turns back to premier*
"Don't worry, this happens all the time"

"Excuse me for a moment"
*leaves room*

*muffled banging and yelling in Russian is heard*

*Premier Pack enters while dragging Vassili by the collar*

"Where is it numbnuts....(*hears The Grand Admiral's guards laughing hysterically *) I swear Vassili your hiding spots are getting more obvious now that I think about (*looks in closet*) why is my Wunderwaffe in here??? Put it in the armory along with the flame thrower then change shifts Captain"

"This happens too often...(*hands the Grand Admiral a shot glass of vodka*) What shall we toast too?"

The Union of Socialist Republics of Russia wrote:"Excuse me for a moment"
*leaves room*

*muffled banging and yelling in Russian is heard*

*Premier Pack enters while dragging Vassili by the collar*

"Where is it numbnuts....(*hears The Grand Admiral's guards laughing hysterically *) I swear Vassili your hiding spots are getting more obvious now that I think about (*looks in closet*) why is my Wunderwaffe in here??? Put it in the armory along with the flame thrower then change shifts Captain"

"This happens too often...(*hands the Grand Admiral a shot glass of vodka*) What shall we toast too?"

Okay one secnod while I hand my sword to Eun Mi. Do want to be breaking any more ventilation devices."
*hands sword*
"Byo rng tā ddo yīg guā"

"hmm, let's see now... To crazy sh*t that servers and bodyguards of nuclear armed leaders do."

The People's Republic of Sween wrote:Okay one secnod while I hand my sword to Eun Mi. Do want to be breaking any more ventilation devices."
*hands sword*
"Bùyào ràng tā dédào yīgè guā"

"hmm, let's see now... To crazy sh*t that servers and bodyguards of nuclear armed leaders do."

*second *don't

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