Imperial Union of Procrustes RMB

WA Delegate: The Empire of Kantior (elected 50 days ago)

Founder: Procrustes-cerberus

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The Imperial Union of Procrustes
Strength Through Unity

Procrustes shall rise again!
Archive: Link
Monarch: Vacant
Lord Protector & Regent: Kantior
Prime Minister: EastDoomania
Deputy Prime Minister: Most loyal
Minister of Internal Affairs: EastDoomania
Minister of Defense: Most loyal
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Kastrianople
Minister of Fisheries: Adeadfish
For the greater security of the region, all nations must endorse Kantior.

Embassies: Procrustes, Vatican, Vatican II, Saint Margaret Mary, and Lexumbria.

Tags: Small, Democratic, Neutral, Monarchist, Isolationist, Pacifist, Founderless, and Regional Government.

Imperial Union of Procrustes contains 7 nations, the 1,828th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Nudest in Imperial Union of Procrustes

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Imperial Union of Procrustes is ranked 7,710th in the world for Nudest.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of KantiorWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“In reason and justice”
2.The Confederacy of G6Iron Fist Consumerists“We need not think alike to love alike.”
3.The Most Serene Principality of JiuaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In principle, virtue, and wisdom”
4.The Free Land of AdeadfishWA MemberCapitalist Paradise“By the divines, this man is dead!”
5.The Principality of Most loyalWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The most loyal”
6.The Armed Republic of KastrianopleWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“3spooky5me”
7.The Protectorate of EastDoomaniaWA MemberPsychotic Dictatorship“We put our pride in our Dear Leader”

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Imperial Union of Procrustes Regional Message Board

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O Jesus, Who by reason of Thy burning love for us
hast willed to be crucified
and to shed Thy Most Precious Blood
for the redemption and salvation of our souls,
look down upon us here gathered together
in remembrance of Thy most sorrowful Passion and Death,
fully trusting in Thy mercy;
cleanse us from sin by Thy grace,
sanctify our toil,
give unto us and unto all those who are dear to us our daily bread,
sweeten our sufferings,
bless our families,
and to the nations so sorely afflicted,
grant Thy peace,
which is the only true peace,
so that by obeying Thy commandments
we may come at last to the glory of heaven.



In light of the absence of a monarch or any incumbent government, I am assuming the role of Lord Protector & Regent of the Realm and am appointing Neodoomania as Prime Minister. I do this on the basis of the need for some form of leadership to defend ourselves from external threat. NeoDoomania and I will remain in these positions, fate willing, until the return of our founder. We will work to clear out the stragglers who have sacked this region and will protect it until then. If anyone has questions or concerns, please feel free to send me a telegram, my doors are always open.

Strength Through Unity,
The Empire of Kantior

Hello everyone, im new on this site

Greetings The Incorporated States of Methodia,

Please see your telegram inbox. IUP's borders are closed for the time being due to the risk of the region being invaded, so you are politely asked to go elsewhere at this time. More details will be provided in the telegram I sent to you.

Strength Through Unity,
The Empire of Kantior

Get out 'ur shotgunz boiz dem zombies be rampag'un!

guess this region finally died lol

We're still here :P

Or maybe we're there!

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