WA Delegate: None.
Embassies: DEN, DEN Central Command, Lone Wolves United, Unknown, The Alliance of Dictators, The Axis of Evil, The Graveyard, The Ascendancy, Ghoulsville, The Vineyard, Asgard, Ille de France, the West Pacific, Cimmeria, The Brotherhood of Malice, Glorious Nations of Iwaku, and 2 others.The Black Riders, and Same Foolish Baby Antics.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Extreme in Ile de France
The World Census developed the following ranking based on a rather vague survey of nations to uncover 'odd or fundamentalist social, economic, or political systems'.
As a region, Ile de France is ranked 7,895th in the world for Most Extreme.
|1.||The Rogue Nation of Trentziland||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Fight till you win or die ”|
|2.||The Holy Empire of Bizkitstan||Corporate Police State||“Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'”|
|3.||The Dictatorship of StarktheYorkie||Corporate Police State||“Why have a dog when you could have a puppy!”|
|4.||The Theocracy of Charlie Hebdostan||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Allahu akbar”|
|5.||The Holy Empire of Democratic Republic of Fascist Communism||Corporate Police State||“Obedience is morality”|
|6.||The Republic of Ethua||Psychotic Dictatorship||“As bird is to sky, we shall rise, and we shall conquer.”|
|7.||The Wanderlust of Of crazed||Corporate Police State||“Cry me a river”|
|8.||The Dictatorship of Landoaron||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Shoot now ask questions later ”|
|9.||The Holy Empire of Urgayfgt||Libertarian Police State||“Froge”|
|10.||The Empire of Great Bobtain||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Empires are Awsome”|
- : The Legacy and Sword of The Highlander 1 rejected The Embassy's request for regional embassies.
- : The Builder of Embassy Master of the region The Embassy proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Empire of Corey Land arrived from The West Pacific.
- : The Oppressed Peoples of Crushino departed this region for Lone Wolves United.
- : The Oppressed Peoples of Crushino arrived from The East Pacific.
- : The Empire of Sharpie sniffer arrived from Kennan.
- : The Holy Empire of Astonzia arrived from The Kingdom of Great Britain.
- : The Federation of Sincostan United arrived from Albion.
- : The Kingdom of Chazkas arrived from The North Pacific.
- : The Empire of Halavat departed this region for DEN.
Ile de France Regional Message Board
Yeah how do we make armies
Ask TiTO or Texas...or the Trump campaign. They've amassed quite a nice following of Kool-aide-drinking zealots without really trying or thinking too hard. You just leave and found a new region, and on your World Factbook say you're against something you don't really understand, but think it represents THE dystopian threat to the fabric of space and time. That basically serves as your positioning statement. Then you need to take it on the road, and live it: post long screeds in blogs nobody will read, launch into diatribes supporting poorly written proposals seeking to get regions and nations that participate in said evilness either banned or branded, post long screeds on your regional RMB to throw anyone out who plays a different game than you, then accuse anyone who disagrees with you as the enemy and the very epitome of evil. Once you're out there on message, gowan and print-up a few thousand business cards and t-shirts to hand-out to your minions. Before too long, a long line of "me-too" sheep will form behind you and twitch and bleat at your least utterance or step.
Just don't try and do it here; we outlawed zombie armies and brainless cults in 2004 with the passing of the "IDF Baghwan-Free Zone Act."
Actually, I made that last bit up about the "passing of" the "IDF Baghwan-Free Zone Act." This was a benevolent dictatorship then, not a democracy that fettled with things like "elections" or "legislated acts of representational democracy," so everything was more or less by violent decree. So, it was thus decreed there would be NO cults, or private armies of brainless minions (the game already has the largest in the WASC), and the rule was made law in an instant. The only nation allowed to have a private army was the founder, who happened to be the leader of DEN, the largest raiding army at that time, so the deck was rather neatly stacked against any opposition to the law anyway ;)
Not that there was any opposition. IDF was well run, the lawns were neatly mowed and the trash always picked-up on time. Back then, we just went along with our gracious overlord's demands, and everything worked-out fine.
I amazed at some responses to my recruitment efforts
You are either willing to raid
No big deal
We are not trying to grow some fancy region
With emblems and slogans and chest pounding
That was done long ago
Instead we keep the region open
A line from the past
To the future
In a supporting role
The reins lay at the feet
Of the first Nation
Willing to act
Who will be that Nation?
Some clown sent me a message where he misspelled "cant"
Some day n00bs will learn to speak with words that have more than four letters
It's hard to concentrate on spelling when all you have to write with is a crayon.
what do i do now?
Well, don't look at me. I just water Surique's Ficus now.