Ile de France RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Legacy and Sword of The Highlander 1

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 1,508th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,834th
World Factbook Entry

Founder: Seine-saint-denis
Refounded by: The Highlander 1

The bastion of Paris

Around in one form or another since late 2003, independent, free, superior.

In the Ile everyone is equal, but some are more equal than others. Those who are proactive, most equal of all.

1320 AD Declaration of Arbroath
1776 AD Declaration of Independence
2010 AD Declaration of First Raider Republic
2011 AD Declaration of DEN Unification
2016 AD Final Implosion of DEN : the End of Raiding

  1. 8

    The History of the DEN

    BulletinNews by General Knot . 2,170 reads.

  2. 5

    How to Play; How to Invade

    BulletinNews by The Highlander 1 . 588 reads.

  3. 1

    Against The Security Council Statement

    BulletinNews by The Highlander 1 . 257 reads.

  4. 1

    First Class of the Raiding Hall of Fame

    FactbookOverview by The Highlander 1 . 277 reads.

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Embassies: Lone Wolves United, Unknown, The Alliance of Dictators, The Axis of Evil, The Graveyard, Ghoulsville, The Vineyard, Ille de France, the West Pacific, The Brotherhood of Malice, Same Foolish Baby Antics, Asgard, Knights of Ren, and The Invaders.

Tags: Small, Anti-Security Council, Featured, and Invader.

Ile de France contains 10 nations, the 1,508th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Avoided in Ile de France

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, Ile de France is ranked 4,771st in the world for Most Avoided.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Province of IturiaRight-wing Utopia“peace!”
2.The Dominion of MarechausseeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Liberté, égalité, fraternité”
3.The Invasion of Region TakeoverIron Fist Consumerists“live to raid”
4.The Dictatorship of TorilaPsychotic Dictatorship“Being here in this place is equal to being dead.”
5.The Republic of Nouvelle AtlantideInoffensive Centrist Democracy“J'y suis, j'y reste!”
6.The Invader Paradise of KothicaDemocratic Socialists“Call me by any name, any way it's all the same”
7.The Legacy and Sword of The Highlander 1Left-Leaning College State“In The End, There Can Only Be One”
8.The Holy Principality of CorsiscoNew York Times Democracy“Strength and Honor”
9.The Wandering Half-Wit of NaginiiNew York Times Democracy“22bn served since 2004...most quite badly.”
10.The Holy Clerics of MishakelNew York Times Democracy“With Peace and Determination, All Is Possible”

Regional Happenings


Ile de France Regional Message Board

*is jolted awake from nap in hammock strung between the explosive-truncated statues of the Founders, to hear someone ringing the "RAID" bell*

....checks retired status, yawns....

*goes back to sleep*

Mourinho and Man U get smacked down 4-0 by his old team, Chelsea who registered Mourinho's worse EPL loss ever.

What a beautiful Sunday!


Chelsea Hammered

Chelsea recovered.

Memo: Zombie Situation

IDF residents — Border Control has been instituted, and we have thus closed IDF to all traffic. IF YOU LEAVE, YOU CAN'T GET BACK IN FOR THE DURATION. Given the level of chaos in the streets of IDF and the surrounding gamemap, not to mention the legions of undead roaming the countryside as well as Old Trafford, the Security Directorate has decided it probably best we stop admitting just anyone into the region. It's all fun and games until someone gets bitten in the head...

At first we were unsure if this were an actual "Zombie event" or just legions of Cubs and/or Man U fans wandering around aimlessly. It wasn't until we noticed hordes of undead gnawing on a lampost that we decided this was probably a widespread zombie-like contagion event, and took the necessary steps to secure the region. A bit late in the day, admittedly.

Having said that, while The Holy Principality of Corsisco works-out a cure, we're currently awash in the undead. We urge the 16 million survivors to head to the bunkers under the Mazama Memorial Chatzy (the old chat room) to wait this out. We've got about 20 years worth of Rio's wine collection and crates of old cheese stocked-up to survive on.

BY the way — if you do have dead laying about your property, current protocol is to dig a large trench and burn the corpses.

Given this is year four of the Z event, it should be a well understood practice by now. Please, for the sake of the region, don't just drag them out to the curb and expect them to be collected by the IDF Corpse Removal Squads. They're a bit behind schedule, and probably won't make it to your neighborhood in time before the corpses reanimate and start gnawing on your head.

Alas, 29 million survivors vs. 71 million dead
I was employed as a mercenary elsewhere
But all is back where it began

2016: Brexit and Trump
Should prove interesting
In the year(s) ahead

Depends on your POV on "interesting."

The Legacy and Sword of The Highlander 1 wrote:2016: Brexit and Trump
Should prove interesting
In the year(s) ahead

*takes a step back from the barricade and the pile of burning tires blocking the street*

From our side of things, that largely depends on context and your POV on what constitutes "interesting." If anything, it does prove that a "Brexit-like" hate-filled populist reaction against Father Knows Best/Ivory Tower elitism can happen just about anywhere (I'm looking at you, WASC).

*ducks as a hail of rubber bullets splatters the wall directly overhead*

The Highlander 1

3 days 13 hours ago: Naginii's influence in Ile de France fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Contender".
4 days ago: Naginii's influence in Ile de France rose from "Contender" to "Eminence Grise".
4 days ago: Naginii's influence in Ile de France fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Contender".
5 days ago: Naginii's influence in Ile de France rose from "Contender" to "Eminence Grise".

Four days of tennis-match influence churn during which time we've done nothing whatsoever to affect our standing. Sheer whim takes the helm.

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