Hampshire RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Anumian Establishment of West hampshire

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Embassies: The Land of Kings and Emperors and Empires of Earth.

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Regional Power: Moderate

Hampshire contains 16 nations, the 685th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Highest Drug Use in Hampshire

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Hampshire is ranked 4,970th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Borderlands of SondharCapitalist Paradise“Respect only that which is both bolted down and on fire”
2.The Plastic Film of GladRapCapitalist Paradise“We so glad, we so glad...”
3.The Free Land of Charismatic CharlatansLeft-wing Utopia“Charismatic Charlatans Conniving Consciously”
4.The Republic of Foxes and HoundsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Tally-ho!”
5.The Republic of Royal Rich FolksCapitalist Paradise“Royal Rich Folks Rule the Roost.”
6.The Republic of Reaffirmed RealityInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Reaffirmed realities aren't likely to change.”
7.The Democratic States of Heavenly SolInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Shining brighter than the sun!”
8.The Most Serene Republic of FoolgardNew York Times Democracy“Forward not backward, Upward not forward”
9.The Bloody Queendom of Mary TudorMother Knows Best State“Forsan miseros meliora sequentur”
10.The County of HampshireFather Knows Best State“God save the King”
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Hampshire Regional Message Board

*sits in lotus and contemplates her navel*

Good god! That's where the Dear Leader got that idea! We've been going nuts trying to make heads or Tails out of some of the whacko things he's been saying....er, that is, trying to assimilate the ethereal, brotherly Socialist ideals he's sharing with us. He's been standing on his head for the last three days.

Sometimes I think you could publish a book on the life and times of Dear Leader.

And then I think, "Jesus, I hope no one tells him I said that. It would really mess up the Five Year Plan."

Actually, we've considered that as an appendix to our tiny red book! It's something being considered by the Central Committee to print after the next Party Congress. Don't tell the a Dear Leader, though, it's supposed to be a surprise! Right now he's in spin class, so hopefully he won't see this post and realize I've let the tabby out of the bag, so to speak.

The five year plan is to develop an effective five year plan?

Shhhhhh! We're trying to keep that quiet!

It took us seven years to develop our first 5 year plan. Our timing was off, so now we are creating a 3 year plan. Has taken us 4 years so far.

Sounds like my life. :(


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