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I never tried having sex with any of my crushes. I'm reserving that for marriage. Even if my crush is incredibly horny, I won't have sex. Sorry. Though, you do not want to know how I will please her if she goes horny.
"Even a thousand miles, can't keep us apart" - Can I Have This Dance
Are Talisay and Bacolod a thousand miles apart
Are Cabatuan and Bacolod a thousand miles apart
Are Santa Barbara in Iloilo and Bacolod a thousand miles apart
Are Canada and Bacolod a thousand miles apart
Are Manila and Bacolod a thousand miles apart
Someone needs to take you to the strip club.
no strip clubs in bacolod or iloilo that I (or any of my classmates) know of
sorry
That you know of. There's always some backwater massage parlor.
Nope. Not going in there. I am fervently against prostitution.
It's all voluntary exchange bro. Capitalism. She gets money, you get an STD.
Lamoni, The Matthew Islands, Mokastana, and Greater themis
Try me. I would appreciate the test.
You may put most beautiful girls in front of me, and see if I break...
The ONE strip club in my province is so well known it's used as a public landmark. They even have a public courtesy shuttle that goes around town.
"Where's a good place to get Chinese food?"
"About five minutes past the strip club."
"The first one can come at any time, the second one takes nine months."
A Catholic motto I once heard
Lamoni, Wanderjar, and Greater themis
Always true in the UK. In London there are plenty of more obvious locations, from the "accepted" (spearmint rhino) to the dodgy (the 24 hour one round the back of kings cross that does a fantastic breakfast menu) to the sleazy (the "massage parlours") to the downright filthy (any agency leaving a calling card in a phone box). It's a beautiful city in that sense.
But even out in the peaceful rural backwaters I used to call home, you'll find brothels filled with eastern european hookers in the most well
spoken and expensive of commuter villages. Like the one run round the back of mcdonalds, in a loading bay by the bins...
I'm a terrible Catholic...
I'm desensitised now. But Germany taught me a thing or too about the seedier ones and just what you can actually get away with!
I heard rave reviews for the "four floors of whores" in Paderborn.
Lamoni, Imbrinium, and Wanderjar
Likely to be 'Hareems' in Bielefeld. They say Jerusalem is the Holy Land. I disagree. 70 Euro entry, all you can eat, cheap drinks and all the debauchery you can afford for additional prices.
Lamoni and Greater themis
I got a feeling this kid is going to do well here...
Welcome to GD! I'm your neighborhood friendly welcoming committee. Today's goodie bag comes pre loaded with a six CD set of "Dead Royalty" the best of Elvis, Michael Jackson, Queen, and Prince. To help "gauge" your interest, the set also comes with: copper wire, buck shot shotgun shells, and those odd things people wear instead of earrings.
Drink tickets can be found at the bottom of the bag
When I lived in the UK I consulted the finer escorts a couple times. It was worth every pence lol
Ironically, I've never been to a strip club though.
Map updated, usual 24 hour rule before the new link goes up in the WFE.
Anything I've missed speak now or forever hold your gorram silence.
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What you don't know is that this isn't my first rodeo with NS.. ;) and my disappearing is summed up with four words: getting busy sucks micropenis.
Also 
Morrdh would I be able to put a claim in just so I can start creating my lore, or am I too incredibly and hilariously green?
Just lemme know where.
And here I am, living near the city with the highest (per capita) number of strip clubs in the US... *whistles innocently*
las vegas?
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