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Lamoni wrote:

Who forgot to give Ceranin the welcome basket?

What is that?

Ceranin wrote:

What is that?

Here is a welcome basket filled with Esalonian mangosteen, a necklace adorned with a whole jaw's worth of megalodon teeth, three 64-GB flashdrives filled with music from the 90's up to now, anime cleavage pictures, instant megalodon meat soup mix, and some canned goods!!

(Fine print: Megalodon teeth and meat may be synthetic since megalodons have been known to bite entire bow-mounted SONARs. Anime cleavage pictures may destroy current heterosexual relationships. The mangosteen needs to be chewed very well-its tough skin requires a lot of chewing, and Esalonia is not liable for any stomachaches happening after consuming Esalonian mangosteen.)

Anyways, if Lyras made a backpack, this is gonna be the ad popping up in O-Shopping in Esalonia:

"It is made from anciniform spider silk which gives it great strength, and it also has rails to mount any attachment for the backpack! It also has modular zip-on extending compartments that can be detached at will, so it's very useful.

Impressed by the LY(ask Lyras for numerical designation)? Pick up your phones and dial 800-1000!"

And then my overview says that the megalodon can be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities. Well, they are sharks...really NS? Sharks sifting through garbage in cities on land?

Yes, you read it right, our national animal is a long-RL-extinct creature, the Megalodon. The most renamed class of naval vessel today is the Prima DOnna-class SSBGN, first the Hilox, second the Annika Gozum, and third the Prima Donna class, then if the government signs the act, it's gonna be four: Megalodon-class.

Esalonia wrote:

Here is a welcome basket filled with Esalonian ......

BURN THE FALSE GIFT BASKET!!!!! ONLY MOKAN APPROVED GIFT BASKETS FOR THE NEW PEOPLE!!!!

(However, donations are accepted)

*Mokastana dives in from the rafters throwing a Molotov cocktail at Esalonia's gift basket, the bottle misses and catches the curtains on fire. Upon hitting the ground Mokastana pulls an unreasonably large box out from behind a cap*

"Ceranin I present to you an official 'Welcome to Greater Dienstad Gift Basket®' painstakingly handcrafted piece by pieceby the proud indigenous peoples of.... somewhere.

"Inside you will want find a collection of bowls made from blown glass, an 14"by 26" autographed poster of David Bowie, six ounces of our award winning dry rub for your barbeque, and two free drink tickets for the GD bar that Lamoni owns. Plus many more goodies"

Welcome to Greater Dienstad. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a false prophet to find."

*mokastana turns, sword in hand, and begins to hunt down Esalonia*

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Here's my first RP as Ceranin but it failed to garner attention from other RPers at the time. XD

Anybody interested to revive this may correspond with me in the TG world.

I should put a bar thread in your face.

Can the bar thread be like the bar in Talladega Nights?

*puts on and NASCAR hat and grabs pool stick*

To be fair, Marsh would be in that L&L talk too. We love ourselves new implements of righteous crusading

So, anyone gonna open up the bar thread?

http://z10.invisionfree.invalid.com/GreaterDienstad/index.php?showtopic=300

Here is the Dienstad Bar and Grill thread, C/Ped from my NSWF 2014 thread.

Cazelia? IIRC, I bought a bolt-action rifle design off him once upon a time...

Well, I'm very curious: what happened to...a member named "Yanitaria"?