Fredonia
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos
Tags: Minuscule.
Fredonia is home to a single nation.
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in Fredonia
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, Fredonia is ranked 97th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos | Father Knows Best State | “Eschew Obfuscation” |
Regional Happenings
- 137 days ago: Madyseje departed this region for The New Inquisition.
- 137 days ago: Madyseje arrived from The North Pacific.
- 1 year 22 days ago: Jgnationstates departed this region for The Nonaligned Movement.
- 1 year 22 days ago: Jgnationstates arrived from Lazarus.
- 1 year 42 days ago: The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos suppressed a post on the regional message board.
- 1 year 49 days ago: Ms paint departed this region for The Pleiades.
- 1 year 59 days ago: Ms paint arrived from Lazarus.
- 1 year 170 days ago: Mafialoversunite departed this region for Lopealsa.
- 1 year 173 days ago: Mafialoversunite arrived from The Pacific.
- 1 year 285 days ago: Rijavland departed this region for New Britannian Empire.
Fredonia Regional Message Board
Loading...Firefly: Do you wanna be a public nuisance?
Chicolini: Sure, how much does the job pay?
Firefly: I’ve got the right mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How it got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
Here, have a cigar…That’s a good quarter cigar. I smoke the other
three quarters myself.
–Not that I care, but where is your husband?
–Why, he’s dead.
–I bet he’s just using that as an excuse.
–I was with him to the very end.
–No wonder he passed away.
Greetings.
Those jokes sound awfully familiar. Like Groucho Marx.
Post self-deleted by Ms paint.
We left New York drunk and early on the morning of Feburary the 2nd. After 15 days on the water, and 6 on the boat. We finally arrived on the shores of Africa.
