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My thoughts and prayers go out to those who were held hostage in Le Stade du France, the Bataclan concert hall, and Le Petit Cambodge café. I also want to send my condolences to the families of those who have died in this incident.
Rester forte, la France!

10000 Islands Monthly Emissary Update
Date: October 2015
Population: 2,016
Delegate Endorsements: 549
Forum: 10000islands.proboards.com

This is the Emissary Report for October, 2015

Politics

- Grub: Founder and Chief Executive
- Paffnia: Delegate
- Randomain: Minister of Education
- The Candy Lane: Minister of Immigration
- Witchcraft and Sorcery: Deputy Minister of Immigration
- Cerberion: Minister of Labor
- Dominion of Compassion: Deputy Minister of Labor
- Lower Columbia: Senior Senator for New Republica South
- Jintopia: Senator for Lyonnesse East
- USSR / Hahiha: Senator for Blue Canaria North
- Aersoldorf: Senator for Himes West

Politics News
- NS227-1, “Exchanging Embassies with The North Pacific”, passed 9 for, 0 abstentions, and 0 against.
LINK: http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31101/ns227-exchanging-embassies-north-pacific

- NS227-2, “Closure of 7 inactive embassies”, passed 9 for, 0 abstentions, and 0 against.
LINK: http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31188/ns227-2-closure-inactive-embassies

- NS227-3, “Exchanging Embassies with Taijitu”, passed 7 for, 0 abstentions, 0 against, and 2 for delegate’s prerogative.
LINK: http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31190/ns227-3-exchanging-embassies-taijitu

- Dominion of Compassion was hired as the Deputy Minister of Labor.
LINK: http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/30964/filled-deputy-minister-labor-post?page=1&scrollTo=1336209

Military

- Grub: Founder and Commander-in-Chief
- Klopstock: Field Commander
- Elite: Tactical Officer
- Kanta Hame: Tactical Officer
- Woonsocket: Tactical Officer EF
- Louisistan: Executive Officer
- Barry: Executive Officer

TITO News

- Barry was appointed as Executive Officer, replacing 13 Court Gaurd Squads.

- Louisistan and Hoodhat were all Knighted, becoming the 79th and 80th TITO Knights, respectively.

- Klopstock was awarded the New Boniventure Eagle for spotting 10 separate invasion.

- Boltor reached his 400th mission and was awarded the TITO Knight Fleet Commander medal, Echolilia reached his 300th mission and was awarded the TITO Knight Legion Commander medal, and finally Elite reached his 150th mission and was awarded the TITO Knight Battalion Commander medal.

Immigration

Population Rank: 10th
Total Telegrams Sent: 19,133
Total Points: 47,782
Total Recruited Nations: 607
Average Success Rate*: 2.52
(-0.06%, compared to September 2015)

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- Escanaba took over Woonsocket as the person with the most total recruits and most confirmed recruits.

Education

University Classes Offered

- Conversational German
(1 course offered)

Education News

- Byzesion was named Dean of the University.
LINK: http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31203/byzesion-named-dean-xki-university

Labor

- Ayunli was replaced as Regional Reserve Chair(wo)man by Woonsocket and Aersoldorf as his Deputy. In honor of her service, she was awarded the Order of the Islands medal.
LINK: http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31125/changes-regional-reserve

Around the Islands

- 10000 Islands visited Texas over the weekend of October 16th – 18th.
LINK: http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31058/visit-texas-10-16-18]LINK

- The House of Improving Wordiness made a comeback with the return of Wordy and won the House Cup and Shield, meanwhile The House of Aersoldorf won the House Scepter.
LINK: http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/30830/seventh-house-cup-shield-competition?page=1&scrollTo=1335118

- Ledarnia was chosen as the Rookie of the Quarter for the last quarter in 2015.
LINK: http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31148/rookie-quarter-july-september-ledarnia]LINK

- 10000 Islands survived the zombie apocalypse, ranked 16th for the most survivors with 1.08 trillion survivors.
LINK: http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/27046/zombie-records

dégagé de la WA, carrément...bref...

Bonjour, je me suis senti que votre RMB était inactif donc je poste ici. Passez une bonne journée!
Original English statement: Hello, I felt that your RMB was inactive so I'm posting here. Have a great day!

If you could unsuppress all of the RMB posts, SVP?

Despite the fact that we've ceased to have emissaries with you, here's our report.

XKI Monthly Update

by The Protectorate of Paffnia

10000 Islands Monthly Emissary Update

Date: March 2016
Population: 1,645
Delegate Endorsements: 572
Forum: 10000islands.proboards.com

This is the Emissary Report for March 2016:

Politics

- Grub: Founder and Chief Executive
- Paffnia: Delegate
-- Louisistan: Delegate-Elect
- The candy lane: Minister of Immigration
- Markanite: Minister of Education
- Cerberion: Minister of Labor
- Controlitia: Senior Senator for Blue Canaria North
- Dominion of compassion: Senator for New Republica South
- Barrarabia: Senator for Himes West
- Ardreas: Senator for Lyonnesse East

Politics News

- Jintopia and Witchcraft and Sorcery declined to run for reelection. Thank you for your service as Senators!

- Louisistan (52 votes) ran unopposed for the Delagacy and won 52-2 (http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31906/who-delegate-3-16).

- Ardreas (41 votes) ran unopposed for the office of Lyonnesse East and won 41-7 (http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31905/who-senator-lyonesse-east-16).

- Barrarabia (47 votes) ran unopposed for the office of Himes West and won 47-3 (http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31904/who-senator-himes-west-16).

* Q: What’s the difference between a magician and a politician?
A: The magician returns your watch at the end of the performance. *

Military

- Grub: Founder and Commander-in-Chief
- Klopstock: Field Commander
- Kanta Hame: Tactical Officer
- Controlitia: Tactical Officer
- Witchcraft and Sorcery: Tactical Officer
- Woonsocket: Tactical Officer EF
- Barrarabia: Executive Officer

TITO News

- Louisistan retired as Executive Officer to run for the delegacy.

- Magthere earned his 250^th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Marshall Commander.

- United Counties of Escanaba earned his 350^th Battle Star and was named TITO Knight Armada Commander.

- Grub earned his 650^th Battle Star and was named Grand Knight Fleet Commander.

* A Sergeant was addressing a squad of 25 and said: "I have a nice easy job for the laziest man here. Put up your hand if you are the laziest." 24 men raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other man "why didn't you raise your hand?" The man replied: "Too much trouble raising the hand, Sarge." *

Education

University Classes Offered

- Conversational German
(1 course offered)

* Just before the final exam in my college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached me.
"Can you tell me what grade I would need to get on the exam to pass the course?" he asked.
I gave him the bad news: "The exam is worth 100 points. You would need 113 points to earn a D."
"OK," he said. "And how many points would I need to get a C?" *

Around the Islands

- The Featured Nation Program has been restarted, with Icifica and Val-harbor being featured already.
(http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31794/featured-nation-icifica and http://10000islands.proboards.com/thread/31898/featured-nation-val-harbor).

Compiled by Controlitia

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Tinkburg wrote:

Hi nations of France! I hope you are doing fine (even in times of terror).
Thanks for the embassy!
Greetings from Singapore!

Bonjour! Comment est Singapour?

qu'est ce qu'ils nous préparent demain pour le 1er avril ?

Bonjour!