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Tutududu max verstappen wrote:TUTUDUDU

Do not foksmash my door

Tutududu max verstappen

Also F o r m u l a 1 in case you hadn't seen, Haas and McLaren cte'd

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Guenther Steiner wrote:Do not foksmash my door

Foksmashing intensifies

Hulk Foksmash?

Almonaster Nuevo wrote:Hulk Foksmash?

The Haasvengers: Infinity Wolff

Our lord and saviour Guenther Steiner has compiled this book to educate you on the history of the almighty haas f1 team, read to educate yourself on the Haasvengers saga

Before time begin, all life was created by the Lord God Gene Haas, and in his creation he formed Earth, as a place where he could eventually put his Formula 1 Team on. He named the people that roamed the earth, Haasmans, but the Haasmans got confused by the spelling and pronunciation, so they called themselves humans.

After a few billion years, Gene sent his apprentice, Guenther Steiner, to spread the word of Haasism. However, the humans didn't like Guenther because he could do magic; he could rebuild doors, he could single handedly carry tv shows, et cetera. Then, the humans crucified Steiner, and from this, the evil, twisted organisation known as Twitter was born. However, after Gene formed the Formula 1 championship in 1950, he resurrected Guenther in the 2000s, letting him gain experience at the Red Bull Formula 1 Team before the two teamed up to form the Haas Formula 1 Team in 2016.

In 2019, the devil himself, known as William Storey, tempted Gene into letting his industrial legion known as Rich Energy partner with Haas for the upcoming F1 season. Gene succumbed to this, and for months Gene and Guenther were under Storey's spell. However, the killing blow came when Storey pulled out of Haas to try and kill it. Luckily, Gene and Guenther got their acts together, and Haas lived to fight another day.

In 2021, Storey rose again, and took the form of Dmitry Mazepin, the Russian businessman. This time, he brought with him a child, in the form of Dmitry's son Nikita, to race for the team. The child was more devilish than the father, as he got terrible results consistently and always spun and crashed. In the end, the Russian invasion of Ukraine meant that Dmitry and Haas split, so Storey lost once again.

In 2023, and here's the big twist: Gene was actually the devil all along. Gene fired Guenther and ruled over Haas with an iron fist, ready to monopolise Formula 1 and destroy it with their terrible sponsors. The last remaining resistance was Guenther, and the fate of the world rested in his hands...

Read factbook

Oh dear. Looks like Red Bull are taking it to the Max again.

OK yeah: first impressions, but no-one else even looks close. :(

Almonaster Nuevo wrote:Oh dear. Looks like Red Bull are taking it to the Max again.

OK yeah: first impressions, but no-one else even looks close. :(

I wouldn't be surprised if it's another season of red bull domination either way

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Guenther Steiner wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if it's another season of red bull domination either way

😏

Yeah, it looks like we're starting where we were last season, with Perez beatable, Verstappen well clear.

Almonaster Nuevo wrote:Yeah, it looks like we're starting where we were last season, with Perez beatable, Verstappen well clear.

Max was on a low engine mode during testing, and on mediums, so yeah you're right
Their only real challengers are ferrari and I doubt they'll be that close

1 Verstappen (Red Bull) 21+1
2 Perez (Red Bull) 18
3 Sainz (Ferrari) 15
4 Leclerc (Ferrari) 12
5 Russell (Mercedes) 10
6 Norris (McLaren) 8
7 Hamilton (Mercedes) 6
8 Piastri (McLaren) 4
9 Alonso (Aston Martin) 2
10 Stroll (Aston Martin) 1
11 Guanyu (Sauber)
12 Magnussen (Haas)
13 Ricciardo (RB)
14 Tsunoda (RB)
15 Albon (Williams)
16 Hulkenberg (Haas)
17 Ocon (Alpine)
18 Gasly (Alpine)
19 Bottas (Sauber)
20 Sargeant (Williams)

Ho hum.

Guenther Steiner wrote:I wouldn't be surprised if it's another season of red bull domination either way

And lo and behold, I was... unfortunately... right

Almonaster Nuevo wrote:1 Verstappen (Red Bull) 21+1
2 Perez (Red Bull) 18
3 Sainz (Ferrari) 15
4 Leclerc (Ferrari) 12
5 Russell (Mercedes) 10
6 Norris (McLaren) 8
7 Hamilton (Mercedes) 6
8 Piastri (McLaren) 4
9 Alonso (Aston Martin) 2
10 Stroll (Aston Martin) 1
11 Guanyu (Sauber)
12 Magnussen (Haas)
13 Ricciardo (RB)
14 Tsunoda (RB)
15 Albon (Williams)
16 Hulkenberg (Haas)
17 Ocon (Alpine)
18 Gasly (Alpine)
19 Bottas (Sauber)
20 Sargeant (Williams)

Ho hum.

Alpine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't think it will be quite as bad as last year, but that's not hard.

Lovely stuff from Bearman!!

Agreed.

Nice teamwork at Haas to grab a point, too.

Almonaster Nuevo wrote:Agreed.

Nice teamwork at Haas to grab a point, too.

Finally haas isn't a dumpster fire
We are no longer f*kking w*nkors

And again. Well done Haas, well done Sainz!

Ta ta Tutududu

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