Flotsam RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Baakon

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Most Stationary: 7th Largest Welfare Programs: 40th Most Influential: 68th+25
Largest Populations: 77th Most Beautiful Environments: 83rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 101st Longest Average Lifespans: 105th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 201st Best Weather: 203rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 319th Largest Governments: 367th Most Pacifist: 381st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 386th Highest Economic Output: 401st Nicest Citizens: 493rd Smartest Citizens: 531st Most Compassionate Citizens: 540th Safest: 544th Most Cheerful Citizens: 589th Most Cultured: 626th Most Advanced Public Education: 649th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 715th Lowest Crime Rates: 762nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 821st Healthiest Citizens: 1,210th Most Developed: 1,498th Most Inclusive: 1,685th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,780th
World Factbook Entry

The land of Flotsam is a place where all nations are equal and have agreed to leave each other alone. It consists of rolling hills, the ever-stretching Astronomy Domine Mountains, and the crown jewel of the land, Flotsam Lake. There are rumors that an ancient civilization once thrived in the now center of the mammoth lake. Scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of its disappearance, but most believe the lake was once grasslands that were lost in either a massive earthquake, or wiped out by a giant meteor/UFO crash.

Tags: Founderless, Password, and Minuscule.

Flotsam is home to a single nation.

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Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Flotsam

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Flotsam is ranked 17,522nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unidentified Masses of Cannot think of a nameInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What's in a name?”

Regional Happenings


Flotsam Regional Message Board

Is there anybody out there?

Bible salesmen

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

This is a general message to all nations in the Flotsam...

The nation formerly known as The Dictatorship of Hank Adolf is now known as The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf.

Respect this name change, or accept the wrath of Hank Adolf's underwear (available in all sizes and colors [ball and ass sweat are extra]).

Hello? Is there anybody in there?

I think I need to be briefed!!

The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf has been put in the hamper.

Crimson fields

Damn, and there was such potential.

Who cooked the Slabb of Baakon? Our great founder!

Bible salesmen

Dear United Nations,



The Bible Salesmen.

Bible salesmen

Morning prayer will now be mandatory. Non-participants will be shot. Prayer books are now required by law and are available wherever firearms are sold.

That is all.

Bible salesmen

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