Flotsam RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Baakon

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Most Stationary: 8th Largest Welfare Programs: 42nd Most Influential: 72nd+25
Most Beautiful Environments: 77th Largest Populations: 79th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 93rd Longest Average Lifespans: 96th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 201st Best Weather: 203rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 318th Largest Governments: 369th Highest Economic Output: 388th Most Pacifist: 392nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 406th Nicest Citizens: 478th Smartest Citizens: 513th Safest: 516th Most Compassionate Citizens: 522nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 574th Most Cultured: 577th Most Advanced Public Education: 627th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 712th Lowest Crime Rates: 756th Most Advanced Public Transport: 791st Healthiest Citizens: 1,196th Most Developed: 1,507th Most Inclusive: 1,668th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,804th
World Factbook Entry

The land of Flotsam is a place where all nations are equal and have agreed to leave each other alone. It consists of rolling hills, the ever-stretching Astronomy Domine Mountains, and the crown jewel of the land, Flotsam Lake. There are rumors that an ancient civilization once thrived in the now center of the mammoth lake. Scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of its disappearance, but most believe the lake was once grasslands that were lost in either a massive earthquake, or wiped out by a giant meteor/UFO crash.

Tags: Password, Founderless, and Minuscule.

Flotsam is home to a single nation.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Authoritarian in Flotsam

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, Flotsam is ranked 17,294th in the world for Most Authoritarian.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unidentified Masses of Cannot think of a nameInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What's in a name?”

Regional Happenings


Flotsam Regional Message Board

Is there anybody out there?

Bible salesmen

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

This is a general message to all nations in the Flotsam...

The nation formerly known as The Dictatorship of Hank Adolf is now known as The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf.

Respect this name change, or accept the wrath of Hank Adolf's underwear (available in all sizes and colors [ball and ass sweat are extra]).

Hello? Is there anybody in there?

I think I need to be briefed!!

The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf has been put in the hamper.

Crimson fields

Damn, and there was such potential.

Who cooked the Slabb of Baakon? Our great founder!

Bible salesmen

Dear United Nations,



The Bible Salesmen.

Bible salesmen

Morning prayer will now be mandatory. Non-participants will be shot. Prayer books are now required by law and are available wherever firearms are sold.

That is all.

Bible salesmen

Your sanctions have failed.

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