Flotsam RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Baakon

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Most Stationary: 8th Largest Welfare Programs: 40th Most Beautiful Environments: 73rd+25
Most Influential: 78th Largest Populations: 80th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 89th Longest Average Lifespans: 90th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 187th Best Weather: 195th Highest Average Tax Rates: 311th Largest Governments: 340th Highest Economic Output: 363rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 366th Most Pacifist: 393rd Nicest Citizens: 462nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 493rd Smartest Citizens: 497th Safest: 506th Most Cheerful Citizens: 558th Most Cultured: 573rd Most Advanced Public Education: 603rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 684th Most Advanced Public Transport: 751st Lowest Crime Rates: 752nd Healthiest Citizens: 1,177th Most Developed: 1,441st Most Inclusive: 1,630th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,733rd
World Factbook Entry

The land of Flotsam is a place where all nations are equal and have agreed to leave each other alone. It consists of rolling hills, the ever-stretching Astronomy Domine Mountains, and the crown jewel of the land, Flotsam Lake. There are rumors that an ancient civilization once thrived in the now center of the mammoth lake. Scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of its disappearance, but most believe the lake was once grasslands that were lost in either a massive earthquake, or wiped out by a giant meteor/UFO crash.

Tags: Password, Founderless, and Minuscule.

Flotsam is home to a single nation.

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Today's World Census Report

The Largest Governments in Flotsam

World Census agents lined up at public agencies around the world in order to study the extent of government in nations, taking into consideration economic output, social and cultural significance, and raw size.

As a region, Flotsam is ranked 340th in the world for Largest Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unidentified Masses of Cannot think of a nameInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What's in a name?”

Regional Happenings


Flotsam Regional Message Board

Is there anybody out there?

Bible salesmen

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

This is a general message to all nations in the Flotsam...

The nation formerly known as The Dictatorship of Hank Adolf is now known as The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf.

Respect this name change, or accept the wrath of Hank Adolf's underwear (available in all sizes and colors [ball and ass sweat are extra]).

Hello? Is there anybody in there?

I think I need to be briefed!!

The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf has been put in the hamper.

Crimson fields

Damn, and there was such potential.

Who cooked the Slabb of Baakon? Our great founder!

Bible salesmen

Dear United Nations,



The Bible Salesmen.

Bible salesmen

Morning prayer will now be mandatory. Non-participants will be shot. Prayer books are now required by law and are available wherever firearms are sold.

That is all.

Bible salesmen

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