Flotsam RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Baakon

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Most Stationary: 9th Largest Welfare Programs: 41st Largest Populations: 74th+25
Most Beautiful Environments: 76th Most Influential: 76th Longest Average Lifespans: 87th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 88th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 187th Best Weather: 194th Highest Average Tax Rates: 304th Largest Governments: 337th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 358th Highest Economic Output: 372nd Most Pacifist: 385th Nicest Citizens: 458th Most Compassionate Citizens: 493rd Smartest Citizens: 502nd Safest: 538th Most Cultured: 561st Most Cheerful Citizens: 571st Most Advanced Public Education: 588th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 722nd Lowest Crime Rates: 744th Most Advanced Public Transport: 761st Healthiest Citizens: 1,206th Most Developed: 1,412th Most Inclusive: 1,586th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,798th
World Factbook Entry

The land of Flotsam is a place where all nations are equal and have agreed to leave each other alone. It consists of rolling hills, the ever-stretching Astronomy Domine Mountains, and the crown jewel of the land, Flotsam Lake. There are rumors that an ancient civilization once thrived in the now center of the mammoth lake. Scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of its disappearance, but most believe the lake was once grasslands that were lost in either a massive earthquake, or wiped out by a giant meteor/UFO crash.

Tags: Password, Founderless, and Minuscule.

Flotsam is home to a single nation.

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Today's World Census Report

The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in Flotsam

World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.

As a region, Flotsam is ranked 19,295th in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unidentified Masses of Cannot think of a nameInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What's in a name?”

Regional Happenings


Flotsam Regional Message Board

Is there anybody out there?

Bible salesmen

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

This is a general message to all nations in the Flotsam...

The nation formerly known as The Dictatorship of Hank Adolf is now known as The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf.

Respect this name change, or accept the wrath of Hank Adolf's underwear (available in all sizes and colors [ball and ass sweat are extra]).

Setiva falls

Hello? Is there anybody in there?

I think I need to be briefed!!

The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf has been put in the hamper.

Crimson fields

Damn, and there was such potential.

Who cooked the Slabb of Baakon? Our great founder!

Bible salesmen

Dear United Nations,



The Bible Salesmen.

Bible salesmen

Morning prayer will now be mandatory. Non-participants will be shot. Prayer books are now required by law and are available wherever firearms are sold.

That is all.

Bible salesmen

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