Flotsam RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Baakon

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Most Stationary: 9th Largest Welfare Programs: 41st Most Influential: 72nd+27
Most Beautiful Environments: 74th Largest Populations: 76th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th Longest Average Lifespans: 81st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 184th Best Weather: 197th Highest Average Tax Rates: 287th Largest Governments: 316th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 333rd Most Pacifist: 360th Highest Economic Output: 376th Nicest Citizens: 425th Most Compassionate Citizens: 463rd Smartest Citizens: 496th Safest: 511th Most Cultured: 520th Most Cheerful Citizens: 532nd Most Advanced Public Education: 544th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 672nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 708th Lowest Crime Rates: 720th Healthiest Citizens: 1,136th Most Developed: 1,202nd Most Inclusive: 1,309th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,735th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,894th Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,060th
World Factbook Entry

The land of Flotsam is a place where all nations are equal and have agreed to leave each other alone. It consists of rolling hills, the ever-stretching Astronomy Domine Mountains, and the crown jewel of the land, Flotsam Lake. There are rumors that an ancient civilization once thrived in the now center of the mammoth lake. Scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of its disappearance, but most believe the lake was once grasslands that were lost in either a massive earthquake, or wiped out by a giant meteor/UFO crash.

Tags: Password, Founderless, and Minuscule.

Flotsam is home to a single nation.

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Today's World Census Report

The Largest Publishing Industry in Flotsam

The World Census tallied social media complaints from students regarding overpriced textbooks to determine which nations have the largest book publishing industries.

As a region, Flotsam is ranked 19,144th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unidentified Masses of Cannot think of a nameLeft-Leaning College State“What's in a name?”

Regional Happenings


Flotsam Regional Message Board

Is there anybody out there?

Bible salesmen

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

This is a general message to all nations in the Flotsam...

The nation formerly known as The Dictatorship of Hank Adolf is now known as The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf.

Respect this name change, or accept the wrath of Hank Adolf's underwear (available in all sizes and colors [ball and ass sweat are extra]).

Hello? Is there anybody in there?

I think I need to be briefed!!

The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf has been put in the hamper.

Crimson fields

Damn, and there was such potential.

Who cooked the Slabb of Baakon? Our great founder!

Bible salesmen

Dear United Nations,



The Bible Salesmen.

Bible salesmen

Morning prayer will now be mandatory. Non-participants will be shot. Prayer books are now required by law and are available wherever firearms are sold.

That is all.

Bible salesmen

Your sanctions have failed.

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