Flotsam RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Baakon

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Most Stationary: 6th Largest Welfare Programs: 39th Most Influential: 69th+25
Largest Populations: 76th Most Beautiful Environments: 81st Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 106th Longest Average Lifespans: 115th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 183rd Best Weather: 206th Highest Average Tax Rates: 313th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 337th Largest Governments: 352nd Highest Economic Output: 383rd Most Pacifist: 393rd Nicest Citizens: 499th Most Compassionate Citizens: 527th Safest: 539th Smartest Citizens: 541st Most Cheerful Citizens: 593rd Most Advanced Public Education: 596th Most Cultured: 624th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 630th Most Advanced Public Transport: 712th Lowest Crime Rates: 750th Healthiest Citizens: 1,181st Most Developed: 1,340th Most Inclusive: 1,645th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,678th
World Factbook Entry

The land of Flotsam is a place where all nations are equal and have agreed to leave each other alone. It consists of rolling hills, the ever-stretching Astronomy Domine Mountains, and the crown jewel of the land, Flotsam Lake. There are rumors that an ancient civilization once thrived in the now center of the mammoth lake. Scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of its disappearance, but most believe the lake was once grasslands that were lost in either a massive earthquake, or wiped out by a giant meteor/UFO crash.

Tags: Minuscule, Password, and Founderless.

Flotsam is home to a single nation.

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Today's World Census Report

The Largest Agricultural Sector in Flotsam

World Census bean-counters on horseback guided herds of cattle to slaughter in order to determine which nations have the largest agricultural sectors.

As a region, Flotsam is ranked 19,637th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unidentified Masses of Cannot think of a nameInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What's in a name?”

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Flotsam Regional Message Board

Is there anybody out there?

Bible salesmen

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

This is a general message to all nations in the Flotsam...

The nation formerly known as The Dictatorship of Hank Adolf is now known as The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf.

Respect this name change, or accept the wrath of Hank Adolf's underwear (available in all sizes and colors [ball and ass sweat are extra]).

Hello? Is there anybody in there?

I think I need to be briefed!!

The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf has been put in the hamper.

Crimson fields

Damn, and there was such potential.

Who cooked the Slabb of Baakon? Our great founder!

Bible salesmen

Dear United Nations,

SUCK IT!

regards,

The Bible Salesmen.

Bible salesmen

Morning prayer will now be mandatory. Non-participants will be shot. Prayer books are now required by law and are available wherever firearms are sold.

That is all.

Bible salesmen

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