Flotsam RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Baakon

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Most Stationary: 8th Largest Welfare Programs: 42nd Most Influential: 71st+26
Most Beautiful Environments: 72nd Largest Populations: 80th Longest Average Lifespans: 84th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 86th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 189th Best Weather: 201st Highest Average Tax Rates: 305th Largest Governments: 342nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 362nd Most Pacifist: 370th Highest Economic Output: 378th Nicest Citizens: 437th Most Compassionate Citizens: 480th Smartest Citizens: 503rd Safest: 531st Most Cultured: 549th Most Advanced Public Education: 554th Most Cheerful Citizens: 555th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 693rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 743rd Lowest Crime Rates: 744th Healthiest Citizens: 1,187th Most Developed: 1,277th Most Inclusive: 1,438th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,785th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,961st
World Factbook Entry

The land of Flotsam is a place where all nations are equal and have agreed to leave each other alone. It consists of rolling hills, the ever-stretching Astronomy Domine Mountains, and the crown jewel of the land, Flotsam Lake. There are rumors that an ancient civilization once thrived in the now center of the mammoth lake. Scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of its disappearance, but most believe the lake was once grasslands that were lost in either a massive earthquake, or wiped out by a giant meteor/UFO crash.

Tags: Password, Founderless, and Minuscule.

Flotsam is home to a single nation.

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Today's World Census Report

The Lowest Crime Rates in Flotsam

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

As a region, Flotsam is ranked 744th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unidentified Masses of Cannot think of a nameInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What's in a name?”

Regional Happenings


Flotsam Regional Message Board

Is there anybody out there?

Bible salesmen

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

This is a general message to all nations in the Flotsam...

The nation formerly known as The Dictatorship of Hank Adolf is now known as The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf.

Respect this name change, or accept the wrath of Hank Adolf's underwear (available in all sizes and colors [ball and ass sweat are extra]).

Hello? Is there anybody in there?

I think I need to be briefed!!

The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf has been put in the hamper.

Crimson fields

Damn, and there was such potential.

Who cooked the Slabb of Baakon? Our great founder!

Bible salesmen

Dear United Nations,



The Bible Salesmen.

Bible salesmen

Morning prayer will now be mandatory. Non-participants will be shot. Prayer books are now required by law and are available wherever firearms are sold.

That is all.

Bible salesmen

Your sanctions have failed.

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