Flotsam RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Baakon

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Most Stationary: 8th Largest Welfare Programs: 43rd Most Influential: 74th+25
Largest Populations: 80th Most Beautiful Environments: 82nd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 94th Longest Average Lifespans: 103rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 197th Best Weather: 203rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 318th Largest Governments: 372nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 381st Most Pacifist: 389th Highest Economic Output: 404th Nicest Citizens: 480th Most Compassionate Citizens: 520th Smartest Citizens: 522nd Safest: 534th Most Cheerful Citizens: 585th Most Cultured: 605th Most Advanced Public Education: 637th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 734th Lowest Crime Rates: 763rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 824th Healthiest Citizens: 1,211th Most Developed: 1,524th Most Inclusive: 1,694th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,799th
World Factbook Entry

The land of Flotsam is a place where all nations are equal and have agreed to leave each other alone. It consists of rolling hills, the ever-stretching Astronomy Domine Mountains, and the crown jewel of the land, Flotsam Lake. There are rumors that an ancient civilization once thrived in the now center of the mammoth lake. Scientists are still trying to solve the mystery of its disappearance, but most believe the lake was once grasslands that were lost in either a massive earthquake, or wiped out by a giant meteor/UFO crash.

Tags: Password, Minuscule, and Founderless.

Flotsam is home to a single nation.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Pro-Market in Flotsam

This data was compiled by surveying a random sample of businesses with the question, "Do you believe the government is committed to free market policies?"

As a region, Flotsam is ranked 5,153rd in the world for Most Pro-Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unidentified Masses of Cannot think of a nameInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What's in a name?”

Regional Happenings


Flotsam Regional Message Board

Is there anybody out there?

Bible salesmen

Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn?

This is a general message to all nations in the Flotsam...

The nation formerly known as The Dictatorship of Hank Adolf is now known as The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf.

Respect this name change, or accept the wrath of Hank Adolf's underwear (available in all sizes and colors [ball and ass sweat are extra]).

Hello? Is there anybody in there?

I think I need to be briefed!!

The Holy Underwear of Hank Adolf has been put in the hamper.

Crimson fields

Damn, and there was such potential.

Who cooked the Slabb of Baakon? Our great founder!

Bible salesmen

Dear United Nations,



The Bible Salesmen.

Bible salesmen

Morning prayer will now be mandatory. Non-participants will be shot. Prayer books are now required by law and are available wherever firearms are sold.

That is all.

Bible salesmen

Your sanctions have failed.

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