WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 341 days ago)
Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Leninist Russia, Equestria, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, Da Badass Lands of Awesomeness, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, The Bermuda Archipelago, Trainsylvinea, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, and 3 others.Firegate, Empire Coalition, and The Remnants of The United Study Group.
The embassy with Da Badass Lands of Awesomeness is being withdrawn. Closure expected in 5 hours.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Welfare Programs in Farkistan
Governments ranked highly spend large amounts of money on social welfare programs. Nations ranked low tend to have weak or non-existent government welfare.
As a region, Farkistan is ranked 17,054th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
|1.||The Constitutional Monarchy of Blaydem||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Opinions are like tongues, everybody has one”|
|2.||The Queendom of Feminine Germans||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Panties Uber Alles”|
|3.||The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”|
|4.||The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of Poo||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Steaming mound of poo.”|
|5.||The Republic of Farkistan||Capitalist Paradise||“In Drew we trust”|
|6.||The Most Serene Republic of Svortzland||Capitalist Paradise||“Oops!”|
|7.||The Rogue State of Orenia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Watch your back.”|
|8.||The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor||Corporate Police State||“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”|
- 1 day 1 hour ago: The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems of the region The Bermuda Archipelago cancelled the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 1 day 16 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Legionnaries XXII of the region The Bermuda Archipelago ordered the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 3 days 4 hours ago: The Elegant Venom of Kungpow Syl of the region Da Badass Lands of Awesomeness ordered the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 23 days ago: The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems of the region The Bermuda Archipelago cancelled the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 23 days ago: The Federation of Aurum Riders 336th Treasury of the region The Bermuda Archipelago ordered the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 24 days ago: The Intergalactic Dominion of The United Sovereignty of Moyeria of the region The sol conglomerate proposed constructing embassies.
- 40 days ago: The United States of Araluen and Eyreland of the region Brannack rejected a request from Farkistan to establish embassies.
- 42 days ago: The Capital of Versutia of the region The Versutian Federation rejected a request from Farkistan to establish embassies.
- 43 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with The Versutian Federation.
- 43 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with Brannack.
Farkistan Regional Message Board
I had a little chicken who wouldn't lay an egg
so I poured hot water up and down his little leg
(if it was "his" leg, I wouldn't expect any eggs.)
believe it or not, that little chicken hollered and that little chicken begged, and than that little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.
Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!
His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.
Greetings, Farkistan! Just seeing how my embassies are doing. Everything going okay?
-William Keyes, The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems
How are you all doing?
WERE FINE AS FROGS HAIR, HOW ABOUT YOU?
SORRY ABOUT THE SCREAMING BUT SOME OF US ARE ALL A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING THE REST JUST HAVE ANGER ISSUES!