Farkistan RMB

WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 186 days ago)

Founder: The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino

World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Farkistan. If we like you.

Live, love, learn to ignore the trolls. Or don't. Your stress levels are your own problem.

Orenia undid the damage wrought by the recent so-called 'takeover'. Our embassies are intact once again.

For the moment, there's a password on entry into our region. We apologize for the inconvenience.

We might be small, and we're definitely lazy, but no one gets to roll into our region and paint it with their idiocy.

We have our own, thank you.

Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Leninist Russia, Equestria, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, Da Badass Lands of Awesomeness, Glorious Nations of Iwaku, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, Coalition of Magna Imperia, The Bermuda Archipelago, Trainsylvinea, The Illuminati, and 2 others.The East Pacific, and Italy.

Tags: Small, Password, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

Farkistan contains 8 nations, the 1,569th most in the world.


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Today's World Census Report

The Largest Agricultural Sector in Farkistan

As a region, Farkistan is ranked 84th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of KrankorWA MemberCorporate Police State“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”
2.The Most Serene Republic of SvortzlandCorporate Bordello“Oops!”
3.The Republic of FarkistanCapitalist Paradise“In Drew we trust”
4.The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of PooPsychotic Dictatorship“Steaming mound of poo.”
5.The Queendom of Feminine GermansLiberal Democratic Socialists“Panties Uber Alles”
6.The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of CupertinoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”
7.The Constitutional Monarchy of BlaydemInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Opinions are like tongues, everybody has one”
8.The Rogue State of OreniaWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“Watch your back.”

Regional Happenings


Farkistan Regional Message Board

sorry I vanished, to tell the truth I have been without a computer since 2010, and recently got one again,

Huzzah! Welcome back to our Founder. No need to apologize. All the computers in Krankor are coal-powered.

you know, we are the birthplace of the Raider gameplay model.
we should be much more important than we are.

I had a little chicken who wouldn't lay an egg

so I poured hot water up and down his little leg

(if it was "his" leg, I wouldn't expect any eggs.)

believe it or not, that little chicken hollered and that little chicken begged, and than that little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.

War Kittens?

Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!

His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.

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