WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 189 days ago)
Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Leninist Russia, Equestria, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, Da Badass Lands of Awesomeness, Glorious Nations of Iwaku, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, The Bermuda Archipelago, Trainsylvinea, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, and 1 other.Italy.
The embassy with The Bermuda Archipelago is being withdrawn. Closure expected in 3 days 5 hours.
Construction of embassies with Firegate has commenced. Completion expected in 17 hours.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Mining Sector in Farkistan
As a region, Farkistan is ranked 66th in the world for Largest Mining Sector.
|1.||The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor||Corporate Police State||“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”|
|2.||The Most Serene Republic of Svortzland||Corporate Bordello||“Oops!”|
|3.||The Rogue State of Orenia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Watch your back.”|
|4.||The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”|
|5.||The Queendom of Feminine Germans||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Panties Uber Alles”|
|6.||The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of Poo||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Steaming mound of poo.”|
|7.||The Republic of Farkistan||Capitalist Paradise||“In Drew we trust”|
|8.||The Constitutional Monarchy of Blaydem||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Opinions are like tongues, everybody has one”|
- 4 hours ago: The Dissent Quashing Fist of Aurum Riders 122th Treasury of the region The Bermuda Archipelago ordered the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 17 hours ago: Embassy cancelled between Coalition of magna imperia and Farkistan.
- 2 days 7 hours ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor agreed to construct embassies with Firegate.
- 3 days 6 hours ago: The United States of Firegate of the region Firegate proposed constructing embassies.
- 15 days ago: Embassy established between Italy and Farkistan.
- 18 days ago: The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino agreed to construct embassies with Italy.
- 18 days ago: The Holy Automobile of Deus ex Fiat of the region Italy proposed constructing embassies.
- 38 days ago: Embassy established between The East Pacific and Farkistan.
- 41 days ago: The East Pacific Delegate of Bachtendekuppen of the region The East Pacific agreed to construct embassies.
- 42 days ago: Embassy cancelled between OmegaT Empire and Farkistan.
Farkistan Regional Message Board
sorry I vanished, to tell the truth I have been without a computer since 2010, and recently got one again,
Huzzah! Welcome back to our Founder. No need to apologize. All the computers in Krankor are coal-powered.
you know, we are the birthplace of the Raider gameplay model.
we should be much more important than we are.
I had a little chicken who wouldn't lay an egg
so I poured hot water up and down his little leg
(if it was "his" leg, I wouldn't expect any eggs.)
believe it or not, that little chicken hollered and that little chicken begged, and than that little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.
Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!
His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.