Farkistan RMB

WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 1 year 184 days ago)

Founder: The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino

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Welcome to Farkistan. For the moment, there's a password on entry into our region. Please contact the WA delegate for the password. Be certain to include your LinkFARK handle with your request. Once the handle is confirmed and you're properly vetted, we'll send you the password. We apologize for the inconvenience. FARK on.

Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, Empire Coalition, NS April Fools Day Jokes, Equestria, The Derpy Dominion, Nations of the Death Metal Military, and 1 other.Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake.

Tags: Small, Password, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

Farkistan contains 6 nations, the 2,299th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Avoided in Farkistan

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, Farkistan is ranked 455th in the world for Most Avoided.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of KrankorWA MemberCorporate Police State“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”
2.The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of CupertinoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”
3.The Republic of FarkistanCapitalist Paradise“In Drew we trust”
4.The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of PooPsychotic Dictatorship“Steaming mound of poo.”
5.The Queendom of Feminine GermansLiberal Democratic Socialists“Panties Uber Alles”
6.The Rogue State of OreniaWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“Watch your back.”

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Farkistan Regional Message Board

War Kittens?

Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!

His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.

Greetings, Farkistan! Just seeing how my embassies are doing. Everything going okay?

-William Keyes, The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems

How are you all doing?

WERE FINE AS FROGS HAIR, HOW ABOUT YOU?
SORRY ABOUT THE SCREAMING BUT SOME OF US ARE ALL A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING THE REST JUST HAVE ANGER ISSUES!

Welcome back from the dead yet again, o Founder.

The Dominion appreciates its embassy with Farkistan as well.

Welcome back yet again, Cupertino our founder.

Down to six nations now. Damn.

Save us, Jebus!

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