WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 1 year 41 days ago)
Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Leninist Russia, Equestria, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, Empire Coalition, NS April Fools Day Jokes, and mlp for evaz yall.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Scientifically Advanced in Farkistan
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Farkistan is ranked 1,796th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
|1.||The Rogue State of Orenia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Watch your back.”|
|2.||The Most Serene Republic of Svortzland||Capitalizt||“Oops!”|
|3.||The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of Poo||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Steaming mound of poo.”|
|4.||The Queendom of Feminine Germans||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Panties Uber Alles”|
|5.||The Republic of Farkistan||Capitalist Paradise||“In Drew we trust”|
|6.||The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor||Corporate Police State||“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”|
- 2 days 11 hours ago: Regional Founder The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino ceased to exist.
- 3 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with Angels of Derp.
- 10 days ago: Embassy established between Mlp for evaz yall and Farkistan.
- 14 days ago: The Kingdom of Rhino tsar of the region Mlp for evaz yall agreed to construct embassies.
- 18 days ago: Embassy cancelled between Trainsylvinea and Farkistan.
- 21 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with The Shadow of Mordor.
- 21 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with Mlp for evaz yall.
- 21 days ago: The Dictatorship of Oizsesihm of the region Trainsylvinea ordered the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 29 days ago: The Rogue Nation of Bokura of the region Shadow Proclamation rejected a request from Farkistan to establish embassies.
- 30 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with Shadow Proclamation.
Farkistan Regional Message Board
I had a little chicken who wouldn't lay an egg
so I poured hot water up and down his little leg
(if it was "his" leg, I wouldn't expect any eggs.)
believe it or not, that little chicken hollered and that little chicken begged, and than that little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.
Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!
His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.
Greetings, Farkistan! Just seeing how my embassies are doing. Everything going okay?
-William Keyes, The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems
How are you all doing?
WERE FINE AS FROGS HAIR, HOW ABOUT YOU?
SORRY ABOUT THE SCREAMING BUT SOME OF US ARE ALL A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING THE REST JUST HAVE ANGER ISSUES!