WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 1 year 7 days ago)
Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Leninist Russia, Equestria, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, Trainsylvinea, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, and Empire Coalition.
Construction of embassies with NS April Fools Day Jokes has commenced. Completion expected in 1 day.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Best Weather in Farkistan
The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.
As a region, Farkistan is ranked 16,188th in the world for Best Weather.
|1.||The Republic of Farkistan||Capitalist Paradise||“In Drew we trust”|
|2.||The Queendom of Feminine Germans||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Panties Uber Alles”|
|3.||The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of Poo||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Steaming mound of poo.”|
|4.||The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”|
|5.||The Most Serene Republic of Svortzland||Capitalizt||“Oops!”|
|6.||The Rogue State of Orenia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Watch your back.”|
|7.||The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor||Corporate Police State||“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”|
- 1 day 22 hours ago: Embassy cancelled between The bermuda archipelago and Farkistan.
- 2 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor agreed to construct embassies with NS April Fools Day Jokes.
- 2 days 10 hours ago: The Annual Tradition of Max Barrys April Fools Day Jokes of the region NS April Fools Day Jokes proposed constructing embassies.
- 7 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor updated the World Factbook entry.
- 8 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with Spear Danes.
- 9 days ago: The Monks of Xavendiathose of the region Empire Coalition cancelled the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 9 days ago: The Incorporated States of Winged Hussar 17 of the region Empire Coalition ordered the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 19 days ago: The Constitutional Monarchy of Blaydem ceased to exist.
- 27 days ago: The Amish Paradise of Soviet Canuckistan of the region Minecraftia cancelled the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 27 days ago: The Rogue Nation of Legionnaries XIII of the region Minecraftia ordered the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
Farkistan Regional Message Board
I had a little chicken who wouldn't lay an egg
so I poured hot water up and down his little leg
(if it was "his" leg, I wouldn't expect any eggs.)
believe it or not, that little chicken hollered and that little chicken begged, and than that little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.
Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!
His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.
Greetings, Farkistan! Just seeing how my embassies are doing. Everything going okay?
-William Keyes, The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems
How are you all doing?
WERE FINE AS FROGS HAIR, HOW ABOUT YOU?
SORRY ABOUT THE SCREAMING BUT SOME OF US ARE ALL A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING THE REST JUST HAVE ANGER ISSUES!