Farkistan RMB

WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 281 days ago)

Founder: The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino

World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Farkistan. For the moment, there's a password on entry into our region. Please contact the WA delegate for the password. Be certain to include your FARK handle with your request. Once the handle is confirmed and you're properly vetted, we'll send you the password. We apologize for the inconvenience. FARK on.

Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Leninist Russia, Equestria, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, Da Badass Lands of Awesomeness, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, The Bermuda Archipelago, Trainsylvinea, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, and 3 others.Firegate, Cliffs of the Iron Isles, and Empire Coalition.

Construction of embassies with The Remnants of The United Study Group has commenced. Completion expected in 4 hours.

Tags: Small, Password, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

Farkistan contains 8 nations, the 1,365th most in the world.


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The Longest Average Lifespans in Farkistan

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

As a region, Farkistan is ranked 17,074th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rogue State of OreniaWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“Watch your back.”
2.The Constitutional Monarchy of BlaydemFather Knows Best State“Opinions are like tongues, everybody has one”
3.The Republic of FarkistanCapitalist Paradise“In Drew we trust”
4.The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of PooPsychotic Dictatorship“Steaming mound of poo.”
5.The Queendom of Feminine GermansLiberal Democratic Socialists“Panties Uber Alles”
6.The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of CupertinoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”
7.The Most Serene Republic of SvortzlandCapitalist Paradise“Oops!”
8.The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of KrankorWA MemberCorporate Police State“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”

Regional Happenings


Farkistan Regional Message Board

Huzzah! Welcome back to our Founder. No need to apologize. All the computers in Krankor are coal-powered.

you know, we are the birthplace of the Raider gameplay model.
we should be much more important than we are.

I had a little chicken who wouldn't lay an egg

so I poured hot water up and down his little leg

(if it was "his" leg, I wouldn't expect any eggs.)

believe it or not, that little chicken hollered and that little chicken begged, and than that little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.

War Kittens?

Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!

His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.

Greetings, Farkistan! Just seeing how my embassies are doing. Everything going okay?

-William Keyes, The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems

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