WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 1 year 134 days ago)
Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, Empire Coalition, NS April Fools Day Jokes, Equestria, The Derpy Dominion, and Nations of the Death Metal Military.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Primitive in Farkistan
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed solely to the unknowable will of the gods.
As a region, Farkistan is ranked 14,756th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor||Corporate Police State||“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”|
|2.||The Republic of Farkistan||Capitalist Paradise||“In Drew we trust”|
|3.||The Queendom of Feminine Germans||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Panties Uber Alles”|
|4.||The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of Poo||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Steaming mound of poo.”|
|5.||The Rogue State of Orenia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Watch your back.”|
- 2 days 9 hours ago: The Kingdom of Saxe-Wittenburg of the region Germanic Confederation withdrew an invitation to construct embassies.
- 3 days 6 hours ago: The Kingdom of Saxe-Wittenburg of the region Germanic Confederation proposed constructing embassies.
- 18 days ago: Embassy established between Nations of the Death Metal Military and Farkistan.
- 20 days ago: The Fiefdom of Thedonitizananoo of the region Leninist Russia rejected a request from Farkistan to establish embassies.
- 21 days ago: The NDMM Region Commander of Isles of the United Armed Forces of the region Nations of the Death Metal Military agreed to construct embassies.
- 21 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with Nations of the Death Metal Military.
- 24 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with Leninist Russia.
- 26 days ago: Embassy cancelled between Leninist Russia and Farkistan.
- 29 days ago: The Cimmerian Samurai Warriors of Jokibus of the region Leninist Russia ordered the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 41 days ago: Regional Founder The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino ceased to exist.
Farkistan Regional Message Board
(if it was "his" leg, I wouldn't expect any eggs.)
believe it or not, that little chicken hollered and that little chicken begged, and than that little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.
Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!
His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.
Greetings, Farkistan! Just seeing how my embassies are doing. Everything going okay?
-William Keyes, The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems
How are you all doing?
WERE FINE AS FROGS HAIR, HOW ABOUT YOU?
SORRY ABOUT THE SCREAMING BUT SOME OF US ARE ALL A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING THE REST JUST HAVE ANGER ISSUES!
Welcome back from the dead yet again, o Founder.
The Dominion appreciates its embassy with Farkistan as well.