WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 281 days ago)
Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Leninist Russia, Equestria, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, Da Badass Lands of Awesomeness, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, The Bermuda Archipelago, Trainsylvinea, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, and 3 others.Firegate, Cliffs of the Iron Isles, and Empire Coalition.
Construction of embassies with The Remnants of The United Study Group has commenced. Completion expected in 4 hours.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Longest Average Lifespans in Farkistan
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
As a region, Farkistan is ranked 17,074th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
|1.||The Rogue State of Orenia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Watch your back.”|
|2.||The Constitutional Monarchy of Blaydem||Father Knows Best State||“Opinions are like tongues, everybody has one”|
|3.||The Republic of Farkistan||Capitalist Paradise||“In Drew we trust”|
|4.||The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of Poo||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Steaming mound of poo.”|
|5.||The Queendom of Feminine Germans||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Panties Uber Alles”|
|6.||The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”|
|7.||The Most Serene Republic of Svortzland||Capitalist Paradise||“Oops!”|
|8.||The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor||Corporate Police State||“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”|
- 3 days 2 hours ago: The Federation of The Eastern Antarctic State of the region The Remnants of The United Study Group agreed to construct embassies.
- 3 days 4 hours ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with The Remnants of The United Study Group.
- 9 days ago: Embassy established between Empire Coalition and Farkistan.
- 12 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor updated the World Factbook entry.
- 12 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor agreed to construct embassies with Empire Coalition.
- 13 days ago: The Kingdom of Xavendiathose of the region Empire Coalition proposed constructing embassies.
- 29 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor granted posting privileges on the Farkistan Message Board to Delegates and Founders of embassy regions.
- 59 days ago: Embassy cancelled between Glorious Nations of Iwaku and Farkistan.
- 63 days ago: The Benevolent Dictatorship of Vandoosa of the region Glorious Nations of Iwaku ordered the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 64 days ago: The Nameless Nation of Konbini of the region The Kings of the Ultimate Swag proposed constructing embassies.
Farkistan Regional Message Board
Huzzah! Welcome back to our Founder. No need to apologize. All the computers in Krankor are coal-powered.
you know, we are the birthplace of the Raider gameplay model.
we should be much more important than we are.
I had a little chicken who wouldn't lay an egg
so I poured hot water up and down his little leg
(if it was "his" leg, I wouldn't expect any eggs.)
believe it or not, that little chicken hollered and that little chicken begged, and than that little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.
Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!
His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.
Greetings, Farkistan! Just seeing how my embassies are doing. Everything going okay?
-William Keyes, The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems