Farkistan RMB

WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 143 days ago)

Founder: Cupertino

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Welcome to the earthly paradise known as Farkistan. Here is your squirrel, your One Free Internet and Wil Wheaton's phone number. Our forum is the 133test 'cause it's LinkFARK.

If you're a WA member, you are strongly urged to endorse the regional delegate, The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of KrankorThe Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor. Otherwise people will look at you finny and I'll get all pussy.

Embassies: Secret Bikini Beach, Persian Tricycle Riders, Hotel Quebec, Weopi, Minecraftia, and 15 others.The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Leninist Russia, Equestria, OmegaT Empire, The Brony Political Party, Planet X, Taleworlds, NS April Fools Day Jokes, Sev Space, Pony Lands, Land of Seriously Crazy People, Candy Land, The New Federation of allied states, and The United Region of the Kings.

The embassy with Candy Land is being withdrawn. Closure expected in 3 days 9 hours.

Tags: Medium, Silly, and Founderless.

Regional Power: Moderate

Farkistan contains 14 nations, the 921st most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Income Equality in Farkistan

Citizens in highly-ranked nations earn very similar incomes, with only relatively small gaps in wealth between the rich and poor.

As a region, Farkistan is ranked 6,821st in the world for Most Income Equality.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of FeeDiWA MemberCorrupt Dictatorship“All your base are belong to FeeDi”
2.The Republic of ThirteenThirteen67Tyranny by Majority“Thirteen”
3.The Queendom of Feminine GermansLiberal Democratic Socialists“Panties Uber Alles”
4.The Empire of Raptor ValleyDemocratic Socialists“Dinosaurs are your best friends. DEAL WITH IT.”
5.The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of PooPsychotic Dictatorship“Steaming mound of poo.”
6.The Constitutional Monarchy of BlaydemFather Knows Best State“Opinions are like tongues, everybody has one”
7.The Rogue State of OreniaWA MemberLeft-Leaning College State“Watch your back.”
8.The Delicious Goat Porridge of CiniverInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Goats go Arrrr!”
9.The Manos Hands of F4tePsychotic Dictatorship“The Master would not approve”
10.The Tiny Flowers of SplodinvarkiaWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pthbbbt!”
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Farkistan Regional Message Board

Many thanks, your Most Hungness

Salutations to you, Ozmathia! Her Undisputed Excellency Di welcomes you to Farkistan. May your existence be prosperous, and your cheese be stinky!

-HUE, Di, Dictator of FeeDi

Hungtopia

130 days ago

Greetings from the sacred land of Hungtopia, Ozmathia. His Royal Sir Moose acknowledges your entrance into our region and give well wishes to your land so that it may prosper.

-His Royal Sir Moose, The Most Hung of them all.

Greetings, Dominion of Lunaga. Her Undisputed Excellency Di welcomes you to Farkistan. May your nation thrive and your nuclear power plant core domes be uncracked!

-HUE, Di, Dictator of FeeDi

Fark! Fark to you, Raptor Valley! May you live long and prosper with your new fellow comrades! Welcome to Farkistan.

-HUE , Di, Dictator of FeeDi

I feel it necessary to file a protest regarding the latest Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index. The efficient recycling of dolphins is critical to the proper functioning of any nation, and I do not like to believe that the nations of Farkistan could possibly be so lax in correctly indexing something so vital. Indeed, I can only come to the conclusion that whoever collected the numbers in question has chosen to slight Farkistan on porpoise.

Hungtopia

124 days ago

Orenia, you're endorsement is well appreciated and well received, in honor of it, His Hungness shall return thine favor and endorse ye as well.

-His Royal Sir Moose, The Most Hung of them all.

Greetings oh community of 8dmm0l, and welcome to Farkistan. Please everyone, make our brother nation feel welcome!

Yea, hi. If you really want to be welcome, you need to start offending people. Or kissing ass. Whatever works for you.

Welcome The Manos Hands of F4te! Seems like you should be followed close behind by Torgo.

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