WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 320 days ago)
Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Leninist Russia, Equestria, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, Da Badass Lands of Awesomeness, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, The Bermuda Archipelago, Trainsylvinea, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, and 3 others.Firegate, Empire Coalition, and The Remnants of The United Study Group.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Rudest Citizens in Farkistan
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were the rudest.
As a region, Farkistan is ranked 61st in the world for Rudest Citizens.
|1.||The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor||Corporate Police State||“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”|
|2.||The Rogue State of Orenia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Watch your back.”|
|3.||The Most Serene Republic of Svortzland||Capitalist Paradise||“Oops!”|
|4.||The Constitutional Monarchy of Blaydem||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Opinions are like tongues, everybody has one”|
|5.||The Republic of Farkistan||Capitalist Paradise||“In Drew we trust”|
|6.||The Queendom of Feminine Germans||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Panties Uber Alles”|
|7.||The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of Poo||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Steaming mound of poo.”|
|8.||The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”|
- 2 days 1 hour ago: The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems of the region The Bermuda Archipelago cancelled the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 2 days 6 hours ago: The Federation of Aurum Riders 336th Treasury of the region The Bermuda Archipelago ordered the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 3 days 5 hours ago: The Nation and Annexations of The United Sovereignty of Moyeria of the region The Sol Conglomerate proposed constructing embassies.
- 19 days ago: The United States of Araluen and Eyreland of the region Brannack rejected a request from Farkistan to establish embassies.
- 21 days ago: The Capital of Versutia of the region The Versutian Federation rejected a request from Farkistan to establish embassies.
- 22 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with The Versutian Federation.
- 22 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with Brannack.
- 27 days ago: Embassy cancelled between Cliffs of the iron isles and Farkistan.
- 38 days ago: Embassy established between The Remnants of The United Study Group and Farkistan.
- 42 days ago: The Federation of The Eastern Antarctic State of the region The Remnants of The United Study Group agreed to construct embassies.
Farkistan Regional Message Board
you know, we are the birthplace of the Raider gameplay model.
we should be much more important than we are.
I had a little chicken who wouldn't lay an egg
so I poured hot water up and down his little leg
(if it was "his" leg, I wouldn't expect any eggs.)
believe it or not, that little chicken hollered and that little chicken begged, and than that little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.
Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!
His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.
Greetings, Farkistan! Just seeing how my embassies are doing. Everything going okay?
-William Keyes, The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems
How are you all doing?