Farkistan RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 73rd Highest Economic Output: 94th Most Influential: 113th+34
Rudest Citizens: 120th Largest Populations: 273rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 320th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 414th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 445th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 469th Largest Publishing Industry: 508th Most Avoided: 591st Most Stationary: 592nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 640th Largest Retail Industry: 690th Largest Mining Sector: 711th Largest Gambling Industry: 851st Highest Average Incomes: 865th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 954th Smartest Citizens: 972nd Fattest Citizens: 995th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,064th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,126th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,140th Most Armed: 1,156th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,177th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,267th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,271st Most Corrupt Governments: 1,290th Nudest: 1,380th Most Secular: 1,434th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,575th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,577th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,642nd Most Beautiful Environments: 1,773rd Highest Crime Rates: 1,818th Largest Black Market: 1,860th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,938th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Farkistan. For the moment, there's a password on entry into our region. Please contact the WA delegate for the password. Be certain to include your LinkFARK handle with your request. Once the handle is confirmed and you're properly vetted, we'll send you the password. We apologize for the inconvenience. FARK on.

Embassies: Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, NS April Fools Day Jokes, Equestria, The Derpy Dominion, Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake, Free State of Wisconsin, Avadam Inn, Dill Country, Yarnia, and 2 others.New Montreal, and The Bar on the corner of every region.

Tags: Small, Casual, and Password.

Regional Power: Moderate

Farkistan contains 6 nations, the 2,558th most in the world.

Password required

Today's World Census Report

The Most World Assembly Endorsements in Farkistan

World Census staff pored through World Assembly records to determine which nations were the most endorsed by others in their region.

As a region, Farkistan is ranked 3,138th in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of KrankorCorporate Police State“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”
2.The Queendom of Feminine GermansLiberal Democratic Socialists“Panties Uber Alles”
3.The Rogue State of OreniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Watch your back.”
4.The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of CupertinoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”
5.The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of PooPsychotic Dictatorship“Steaming mound of poo.”
6.The Republic of FarkistanCapitalist Paradise“In Drew we trust”

Regional Happenings


Farkistan Regional Message Board

Raiding is Serious Business now. Some of these regions put an incredible amount of time, energy, and thought into how to ruin other regions.

yeah back then it was so much different, I miss it but it will never happen again, we are just memories now, , ,

If we had the chance to do it all again, tell me, would we, could we?

Memories may be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember we simply choose to forget
So it's the laughter we will remember
Whenever we remember the way Farkistan was.

Man, I just noticed that Cupertino vanished again...

Hi, all. I've asked each of you to join the WA and endorse me, even temporarily. Without Cupertino and with no WA delegate, I didn't realize my admin power would be immediately stripped. Now we're kinda screwed, and Krankor is locked out.

I don't want to become a target for raiders.

I can take steps to keep this from happening again (as I've learned this morning), but I could use your help for a day or two.


More information on yesterday's note: I'm just trying to get Krankor back in while protecting our little piece of virtual whatever-this-is.

Please join the WA and endorse me, even if just for a few days.

Issuing another plea: I need one nation to join the WA just long enough to endorse me. Cupertino changed the password before he vanished last time, and the password I have on record is not working.

Just for a day or two. C'mon, Krankor's been here as long as any of us. Help a nation out.


One more try: if I have to go through the WA to get the password lifted, we will be swarmed by invader nations. Please just join the WA for a day or two, endorse me, and let me fix this problem. I need your help.


password should be vivible

I'm back, ya scum!

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