Farkistan RMB

WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 1 year 15 days ago)

Founder: The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino

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Welcome to Farkistan. For the moment, there's a password on entry into our region. Please contact the WA delegate for the password. Be certain to include your LinkFARK handle with your request. Once the handle is confirmed and you're properly vetted, we'll send you the password. We apologize for the inconvenience. FARK on.

[+] Z-Day

Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Leninist Russia, Equestria, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, Trainsylvinea, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, Empire Coalition, and NS April Fools Day Jokes.

Tags: Small, Password, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

Farkistan contains 7 nations, the 1,699th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in Farkistan

As a region, Farkistan is ranked 49th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of KrankorWA MemberCorporate Police State“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”
2.The Most Serene Republic of SvortzlandCapitalizt“Oops!”
3.The Rogue State of OreniaWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“Watch your back.”
4.The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of PooPsychotic Dictatorship“Steaming mound of poo.”
5.The Queendom of Feminine GermansLiberal Democratic Socialists“Panties Uber Alles”
6.The Republic of FarkistanCapitalist Paradise“In Drew we trust”
7.The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of CupertinoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”

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Farkistan Regional Message Board

I had a little chicken who wouldn't lay an egg

so I poured hot water up and down his little leg

(if it was "his" leg, I wouldn't expect any eggs.)

believe it or not, that little chicken hollered and that little chicken begged, and than that little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.

War Kittens?

Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!

His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.

Greetings, Farkistan! Just seeing how my embassies are doing. Everything going okay?

-William Keyes, The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems

How are you all doing?

WERE FINE AS FROGS HAIR, HOW ABOUT YOU?
SORRY ABOUT THE SCREAMING BUT SOME OF US ARE ALL A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING THE REST JUST HAVE ANGER ISSUES!

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