WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 1 year 15 days ago)
Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Leninist Russia, Equestria, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, Trainsylvinea, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, Empire Coalition, and NS April Fools Day Jokes.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in Farkistan
As a region, Farkistan is ranked 49th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
|1.||The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor||Corporate Police State||“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”|
|2.||The Most Serene Republic of Svortzland||Capitalizt||“Oops!”|
|3.||The Rogue State of Orenia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Watch your back.”|
|4.||The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of Poo||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Steaming mound of poo.”|
|5.||The Queendom of Feminine Germans||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Panties Uber Alles”|
|6.||The Republic of Farkistan||Capitalist Paradise||“In Drew we trust”|
|7.||The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”|
- 3 days 17 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Bokura of the region Shadow Proclamation rejected a request from Farkistan to establish embassies.
- 3 days 21 hours ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with Shadow Proclamation.
- 4 days ago: The Freedom of TheSource of the region Nederland aborted construction of embassies with Farkistan.
- 4 days ago: The Freedom of TheSource of the region Nederland agreed to construct embassies.
- 4 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with Nederland.
- 6 days ago: Embassy established between Farkistan and NS April Fools Day Jokes.
- 9 days ago: Embassy cancelled between The bermuda archipelago and Farkistan.
- 9 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor agreed to construct embassies with NS April Fools Day Jokes.
- 10 days ago: The Annual Tradition of Max Barrys April Fools Day Jokes of the region NS April Fools Day Jokes proposed constructing embassies.
- 14 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor updated the World Factbook entry.
Farkistan Regional Message Board
I had a little chicken who wouldn't lay an egg
so I poured hot water up and down his little leg
(if it was "his" leg, I wouldn't expect any eggs.)
believe it or not, that little chicken hollered and that little chicken begged, and than that little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.
Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!
His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.
Greetings, Farkistan! Just seeing how my embassies are doing. Everything going okay?
-William Keyes, The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems
How are you all doing?
WERE FINE AS FROGS HAIR, HOW ABOUT YOU?
SORRY ABOUT THE SCREAMING BUT SOME OF US ARE ALL A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING THE REST JUST HAVE ANGER ISSUES!