WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 1 year 4 days ago)
Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Leninist Russia, Equestria, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, The Bermuda Archipelago, Trainsylvinea, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, and Empire Coalition.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Subsidized Industry in Farkistan
Nations ranked highly devote relatively large amounts of public money to subsidizing business, a practice known as 'corporate welfare.'
As a region, Farkistan is ranked 996th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
|1.||The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor||Corporate Police State||“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”|
|2.||The Most Serene Republic of Svortzland||Capitalizt||“Oops!”|
|3.||The Rogue State of Orenia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Watch your back.”|
|4.||The Republic of Farkistan||Capitalist Paradise||“In Drew we trust”|
|5.||The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of Poo||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Steaming mound of poo.”|
|6.||The Queendom of Feminine Germans||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Panties Uber Alles”|
|7.||The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”|
- 3 days 3 hours ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor updated the World Factbook entry.
- 4 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with Spear Danes.
- 5 days ago: The Monks of Xavendiathose of the region Empire Coalition cancelled the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 5 days ago: The Incorporated States of Winged Hussar 17 of the region Empire Coalition ordered the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 16 days ago: The Constitutional Monarchy of Blaydem ceased to exist.
- 23 days ago: The Amish Paradise of Soviet Canuckistan of the region Minecraftia cancelled the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 23 days ago: The Rogue Nation of Legionnaries XIII of the region Minecraftia ordered the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 24 days ago: The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems of the region The Bermuda Archipelago cancelled the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
- 24 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with The Remnants of The United Study Group.
- 25 days ago: The こんにいちは of Doyo Tokyo of the region The Bermuda Archipelago ordered the closure of its embassy in Farkistan.
Farkistan Regional Message Board
I had a little chicken who wouldn't lay an egg
so I poured hot water up and down his little leg
(if it was "his" leg, I wouldn't expect any eggs.)
believe it or not, that little chicken hollered and that little chicken begged, and than that little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.
Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!
His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.
Greetings, Farkistan! Just seeing how my embassies are doing. Everything going okay?
-William Keyes, The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems
How are you all doing?
WERE FINE AS FROGS HAIR, HOW ABOUT YOU?
SORRY ABOUT THE SCREAMING BUT SOME OF US ARE ALL A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING THE REST JUST HAVE ANGER ISSUES!