WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 1 year 184 days ago)
Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, Empire Coalition, NS April Fools Day Jokes, Equestria, The Derpy Dominion, Nations of the Death Metal Military, and 1 other.Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Avoided in Farkistan
Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.
As a region, Farkistan is ranked 455th in the world for Most Avoided.
|1.||The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor||Corporate Police State||“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”|
|2.||The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”|
|3.||The Republic of Farkistan||Capitalist Paradise||“In Drew we trust”|
|4.||The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of Poo||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Steaming mound of poo.”|
|5.||The Queendom of Feminine Germans||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Panties Uber Alles”|
|6.||The Rogue State of Orenia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Watch your back.”|
- 11 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with The United Federation of Planets.
- 18 days ago: Embassy established between Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake and Farkistan.
- 22 days ago: The Conspiracy Theorist Tyranny of Darkstar VII of the region Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake agreed to construct embassies.
- 23 days ago: The Kingdom of UnitedMystras of the region NewByzantium proposed constructing embassies.
- 24 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake.
- 44 days ago: The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino arrived from Lazarus.
- 44 days ago: The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino password-protected the region.
- 44 days ago: The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino removed regional password protection.
- 46 days ago: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor proposed constructing embassies with Germanic Confederation.
- 52 days ago: The Kingdom of Saxe-Wittenburg of the region Germanic Confederation withdrew an invitation to construct embassies.
Farkistan Regional Message Board
Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!
His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.
Greetings, Farkistan! Just seeing how my embassies are doing. Everything going okay?
-William Keyes, The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems
How are you all doing?
WERE FINE AS FROGS HAIR, HOW ABOUT YOU?
SORRY ABOUT THE SCREAMING BUT SOME OF US ARE ALL A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING THE REST JUST HAVE ANGER ISSUES!
Welcome back from the dead yet again, o Founder.
The Dominion appreciates its embassy with Farkistan as well.
Welcome back yet again, Cupertino our founder.
Down to six nations now. Damn.
Save us, Jebus!