Farkistan RMB

WA Delegate: The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor (elected 315 days ago)

Founder: The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of Cupertino

World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Farkistan. For the moment, there's a password on entry into our region. Please contact the WA delegate for the password. Be certain to include your FARK handle with your request. Once the handle is confirmed and you're properly vetted, we'll send you the password. We apologize for the inconvenience. FARK on.

Embassies: Persian Tricycle Riders, Minecraftia, The Ascendancy, The Atlantic Federation, Leninist Russia, Equestria, Taleworlds, Pony Lands, The Nightmare Realms, Da Badass Lands of Awesomeness, NationStates Sesquipedalian Countries, The Bermuda Archipelago, Trainsylvinea, The Illuminati, The East Pacific, Italy, and 3 others.Firegate, Empire Coalition, and The Remnants of The United Study Group.

Tags: Small, Password, and Casual.

Regional Power: Moderate

Farkistan contains 8 nations, the 1,333rd most in the world.


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Today's World Census Report

The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Farkistan

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

As a region, Farkistan is ranked 320th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rogue State of OreniaWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“Watch your back.”
2.The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of KrankorWA MemberCorporate Police State“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”
3.The Most Serene Republic of SvortzlandCapitalist Paradise“Oops!”
4.The Steaming Mound of Poo of Steaming Mound of PooPsychotic Dictatorship“Steaming mound of poo.”
5.The Red Farkistanii Sultinant of CupertinoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In Woz we trust, all others pay cash”
6.The Queendom of Feminine GermansLiberal Democratic Socialists“Panties Uber Alles”
7.The Republic of FarkistanCapitalist Paradise“In Drew we trust”
8.The Constitutional Monarchy of BlaydemFather Knows Best State“Opinions are like tongues, everybody has one”

Regional Happenings


Farkistan Regional Message Board

you know, we are the birthplace of the Raider gameplay model.
we should be much more important than we are.

I had a little chicken who wouldn't lay an egg

so I poured hot water up and down his little leg

(if it was "his" leg, I wouldn't expect any eggs.)

believe it or not, that little chicken hollered and that little chicken begged, and than that little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.

War Kittens?

Crawling. Begging mercy for their sins. Satan laughing spreads his wings. Oh lord yeah!

His laughter boils the skin and freezes the blood, the meek tremble at his joy.

Greetings, Farkistan! Just seeing how my embassies are doing. Everything going okay?

-William Keyes, The Milky Way Dominion of Intergalactic Federation of Systems

How are you all doing?

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