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There are some typos in there I will never live down lol

Isaris wrote:I have returned... in a very floating around, fly on the wall type of why. I'll try to remain in existence this time. How long can I be inactive before I cease existence? I'll start setting alarms!

28 days normally. Vacation mode extends that to 60 days. You can specify that in your Settings.

Thanks!

In honour of today's World Census Report.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afam2nIae4o

Hey guys! Haydia from Europeia checking in!

Astarial

Hey Haydia! How are you? :D

Fine, fine. You?

Haydia wrote:Fine, fine. You?

It's getting better all the time. :)

HOI GUISE I AM BACK

BTW I AM NO LONGER COMMUNIST

2nd republic of carlos

Ardennick wrote:BTW I AM NO LONGER COMMUNIST

*Soviet decreases intensification*

Following new legislation in Isaris, "breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need."
OMG! It's supposed to be a network of centralized breast milk storage facilities for those who need it to feed their babies, with health and safety standards regulated by my government, yet it's described as if I've created a very strange, boob juice-obsessed communist state. Go home, NS, you're drunk! LOL!

Catholic eire

The way I read the issue, donations are supposed to be 100% voluntary. This sounds like I am sending police around with breast pumps door-to-door to harass all of the women! XD

It's a sarcastic way of describing the way a blood bank works.

What's wrong with jackbooted breast milk enforcement officers? Think of the uniform possibilities!

Isaris and 2nd republic of carlos

Let's hope they're not all wearing boobless German dominatrix outfits.

Lord xenophon wrote:Let's hope they're not all wearing boobless German dominatrix outfits.

That could instil some pretty deep seeded psychological issues. We are talking about feeding children after all.

I wish to express simply my humility at being accepted as Hand of the King and thank you all for your support. I look forward to representing Equilism inter-Regionally and believe I have the experience to get the job done.

I hold this post in the deepest regard as I’m sure all other Delegates have. Even my predecessor has bowed gracefully from his duties and none more need be said on it. We all know someone who has suffered from RL. I myself can well empathise. Good journey to you, Stanford Cardinal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od_nVR67H-k

Small Huts, WAD Equilism

Congratulations, Small Huts!

This means you'll be delegate during the Zombie Apocalypse this year - have any plans? :)

Well, this would be the perfect opportunity to watch the world burn, but I think we should cure zombies. We're really good at that.

Astarial

*logs in for the first time in ages*
*sees Small Huts is now delegate*
*sees apocalypse is coming*

We're doomed... in the most fabulous way, of course.

Habsburg-osmanian ragusa

IRGUN !!!!!!

It is with great pride, that I announce the reinstitution of the Equilism Regional Breakfast Program! Now all Equilismians can enjoy the most important meal of the day on us, Small Huts, your Delegate Elect.

*signals the buffet to be brought in*

Dig in!

Westwind, Astarial, and Collatis

Small Huts wrote:Well, this would be the perfect opportunity to watch the world burn, but I think we should cure zombies. We're really good at that.

I plan to embrace the zombie horde.

Eject me. I dare you. :P

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