WA Delegate (non-executive): The Empire of Great Celtic Empire (elected 1 year 13 days ago)
Founder: The Imperial Majesty of King John XI
Today's World Census Report
The Most Primitive in Empire of Oceania
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed solely to the unknowable will of the gods.
As a region, Empire of Oceania is ranked 8,999th in the world for Most Primitive.
|1.||The Empire of Great Celtic Empire||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Live together, work together, fight together”|
|2.||The Parliamentary Duchy of Archweld||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Libertatem aut mori!”|
|3.||The Imperial Majesty of King John XI||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Hail the King!”|
|4.||The Linn of Lann||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We rock!”|
|5.||The Trotskyist Union State of HolyNus||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Trotsky will rise again!”|
|6.||The Peoples Goverment of Corcation||Democratic Socialists||“Serve the country, serve the people”|
- 14 days ago: The Empire of Dictatorship of Valhallia departed this region for COME AND DIE.
- 15 days ago: The Empire of Dictatorship of Valhallia arrived from International Republican Union.
- 17 days ago: The Technocratic Republic of Athretvari of the region New Coalition of Nations cancelled the closure of its embassy in Empire of Oceania.
- 17 days ago: The Angels of Sylia of the region New Coalition of Nations ordered the closure of its embassy in Empire of Oceania.
- 28 days ago: The Commonwealth of The Oceanic State departed this region for The Allied Republics.
- 30 days ago: The Commonwealth of The Oceanic State arrived from The Rejected Realms.
- 38 days ago: The Technocratic Republic of Athretvari of the region New Coalition of Nations cancelled the closure of its embassy in Empire of Oceania.
- 41 days ago: The Technocratic Republic of Athretvari of the region New Coalition of Nations ordered the closure of its embassy in Empire of Oceania.
- 56 days ago: The German Reich of Franklin And Jefferson of the region The Democratic Republic Union proposed constructing embassies.
- 94 days ago: The Chief Colony of Radicchio departed this region for The Maritimes.
Empire of Oceania Regional Message Board
I will return the whitboards in good condition
I actually think it might be better if you keep them. We have cleaning staff coming in next week and those might get in the way.
A cleaning staff next week?... Oh no no no, that's when I hired the lawyers, explosive experts and international ambassadors to check for the size restriction on unexploded seismic mines under civilian roads. I was told it was 0 cm, but I feel like it's a meter.
Which day did you hire them for? I could always push the cleaning staff back a day or two if it is necessary.
Sunday to Saturday. There is A LOT of paperwork and laws I need to sort through, and I also need to hack into certain files to make it clear. Then, I need the explosive experts to create my a seismic mine that avoids the restrictions. Finally, the ambassadors have to make sure no one switches the rules on me before production.
Also, I commandeered the mobile chalkboards since Corcation hasn't returned the damn whiteboards!( Next time, just leave them in the Garage next to the Armored Personal Carrier and the guard station.)
I am doing alot of research so this is why you cant have the chalkboards so go ahead the mobile ones are better anyway
Ah, I see you are rather busy with all of those tasks so I will make sure to push the cleaning crew back a whole week. Does that work for you?
It will work...
Also, for the record, no one is to use the experimental teleporter. Last time a bagel went in there, and it ended up destroying half of Pluto million of years ago( which explains it's strange size.)
So that's why it's no longer regarded as a planet. Damn science messing up everything.