WA Delegate: The Ecotopian Republic of Allemonde (elected 327 days ago)
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Authoritarian in Ecotopia
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
As a region, Ecotopia is ranked 15,266th in the world for Most Authoritarian.
|1.||The Independant State of Sophisticated horrors||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Live in fear, die in vain”|
|2.||The Free Lands of Coffin-Breathe||New York Times Democracy||“Home of the free and disgusting”|
|3.||The Community of Nova America||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Love Conquers All”|
|4.||The Peopleīs Republic of Incredible Bums||New York Times Democracy||“Think for yourself !”|
|5.||The Ecotopian Republic of Allemonde||New York Times Democracy||“Where Happiness Lives!!!!”|
|6.||The Nomadic Peoples of Beidians||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Liberty, Freedom, Capitalism!”|
|7.||The Republic of Pala of Huxley||Civil Rights Lovefest||“All Hail Huxley!”|
|8.||The Republic of New Daleks II||Civil Rights Lovefest||“A new dawn rises.”|
|9.||The Confederacy of San Onofre Ecotopia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Welcome friend!”|
- 5 hours ago: Embassy cancelled between Hotel Quebec and Ecotopia.
- 3 days 15 hours ago: The Matriarchy of BobMoran10 of the region Hotel Quebec ordered the closure of its embassy in Ecotopia.
- 17 days ago: The Imperial Kingdom of Fengari of the region Great Troy proposed constructing embassies.
- 17 days ago: The Socialist States of New Da Boss Land of the region New Northfield proposed constructing embassies.
- 22 days ago: The Most Serene Republic of Chicken Gumbo of the region Louisiana Alliance x Alliance Louisiane proposed constructing embassies.
- 49 days ago: The Most Serene Republic of Estremaura ceased to exist.
- 55 days ago: The Republic of Patrogonga ceased to exist.
- 78 days ago: The Commonwealth of Splendifica of the region Sasktelatown proposed constructing embassies.
- 87 days ago: The Libertarian Republic of Darwinish Brentsylvania of the region The Darwin Allied Republics proposed constructing embassies.
- 95 days ago: The Democratic Republic of Spallia of the region Buddhist Brotherhood withdrew an invitation to construct embassies.
Ecotopia Regional Message Board
I think best weather would be were you have nice sunny days opposed to an opposite which would be storms all the time. Yeah my nation is corrupt, but I click on anti-corruption options and has no industry but Book Publishing but has a frightening economy.
...I figured out so much myself - but Iīd like to know, how the hell someone (something, some issue) would have an impact on "weather conditions" ?
Well, I guess, it takes a long time to change stats for a nation as big as "Allemonde"; and then, because "book publishing" is the industry you (and I, as Iīd like to notice)are favouring doesnīt mean your nation has got no other industry (or a bad economy). Obviously "book publishing" is only your best working industry (along with "tourism", for example, and a lot of other "economy influencing facts"). Clicking on the correct "solutions" at some issues boosts your nations economy enormously (the Uranium deposit, for example), the same goes for "decorrupting" your government (politicians donīt get away with crimes, get paid by results, aso.).
...just to add : the "politicians issue" I meant is called "a matter of trust"...
Hey, our region has fallen back from the 48th to the 57th place for "happiest people...
Those ungrateful bastards that call themselves "citizens" - Iīll teach them, how to feel happy, even if I have to imprson and torture everyone back to happiness with my own hands...;-))
Hey, does anyone have a look at "World Census" sometimes ? Today was stated, that our region is among the first 70 (and the first one with more than 10 member nations) regions in which the average citizen can enjoy a very long life; we should be really proud of this...
Seems like having high social standards, investing in good and (as I guess, free) medical care and having an eye on environmental conditions does finally pay off in the long run.
Well, gentlemen (and ladies ?), thereīs an "zombie apocalypse" approaching on Halloween again; what will we do this year ? Will we even care about (participate in this somehow childish and stupid entertainment game) ? Or will we just "let it happen, as the dice roll" and continue after the planned three days ?
I strongly suggest, that (as I remember, last year it was kind of "everyone in the region for its own"), if we can agree that we all participate in it (which means, react to "systems" settings), we take the same path to "resolution", and for me the best seems to be "research for a cure", since almost all nations in this region are very peaceful (few or almost no weapons, little or no military budget, little or no "public fighting and killing skills", small police forces, etc.), but on the other side very developed, strong in science, health-care and education. Scientific research and relying on good, very sophisticated and functional social and medical services should serve us best, the more, if we all can agree to react early enough, not split up and as a "regional team" (I seem to remember, that last year Allemonde was left rather alone in "research" somehow, and since - according to last years "systems rules" - quality and effectiveness of "scientific research" improves, the more nations in a region are doing it...), while for example my nations (I simply recognised the "apocalypse" to late, which should do for an excuse ;-) ) were reacting far to late. This shouldnīt happen again (this year), therefore - thereīs a clock ticking for us, just have a short look at "news"...
As long as thereīs no other kind of "agreement" in here, coffin-breathe this year will go for "search for a cure", just to let you know...
Sophisicated horrors could easily provide you all with superior arms for the so-called "zombie apocalypse" (what a boost for our arms industry), but it would be not so easy to teach your people the skills needed for their effective use in such a short time.
So, though there is of course no doubt in the abilities of our great and glorious leader, our invincible men-at-arms and our never-sleeping and numerous peacekeeping and eagerly serving police forces to keep a possible "zombification outbreak" under control and our people safe, we, the people of the great and glorious nation of sophisted horrors are severly concerned about the well-beeing of our fellow region inhabitants, which means you, and will gladly contribute to the honourable cause of protecting our wonderful region by providing the vast and high-grade sophisticated ressources of our scientific research facilities and laboratories to the community.
So shall it be; we will find a cure for the plague or vanish into oblivion united...
"Zombies" prefer a diet of human flesh, especially brains, right ? But how can a civilised nation like ours deny some people their right to get nutritions; or even "kill them", when trying to get "some food" ? But, on the other side, itīs a governments duty to act in the best possible way for the population of its country. Therefore the best way for us (the government in the name of all (of) incredible bums)seems to try to find a way to change the behaviour of these "zombies" when going for their "sufficient dietary intake", which seems in the end to lead to whatīs called a "cure for zombification", because this also implies a change of their nutritional needs.
Also, whom will those zombies eat, if thereīs no living human left (in the case, for example, incredible bums would "join their forces") ? The sooner or later, they will starve to death (donīt know, if thatīs possible, since they seem to be dead already; weīll have to research this too). This leads to the logical conclusion, that itīs for the zombies (not to mention, as well as in the interest of living; who wants to end up as a "tasty snack" for some undead glutton ?) own best if there would be a "cure for the plague", which has to be resarched for, and pooling all our regional ressources promises some advantage for every "researching nation".
Therefore incredible bums will agree to participate in a regionwide "search for a cure".
In the light of recent events : since when is there a kind of "censorship" on the regional board ? Does anyone happen to know ? Itīs not the Kindergarten in here, weīre all (the more or less) grown-ups, and if I use the term "wtf" (or similar), then I have usually a d....d good reason for it (even if itīs simply a rhetorical one), and, well, I surely donīt need any "system" to prevent me from using any "political or otherwise uncorrect words", aka "four letter words".
"Protecting" people from reading the word "f..k", but producing real guns for six year old children and killing thousands of foreign people, calling it "collateral damage". What a "culture"...