Discworld
WA Delegate: None.
Founder:
The Sky Islands of Slagkattunger
Embassies: City Ankh Morpork.
Tags: Small, Role Player, Silly, Magical, Parody, and 1 other.World Assembly.
Discworld contains 10 nations, the 1,120th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in Discworld
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, Discworld is ranked 9,240th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Protectorate of Hogswatch | Corporate Police State | “HO, HO, HO!” |
| 2. | The Protectorate of Yumztk | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mojosa! Mojosa! Ni Estas Mojosa!” |
| 3. | The Dominion of Anhk Morpork | Father Knows Best State | “Where We Rule You Wholesale” |
| 4. | The Commonwealth of Zygmuntgard![]() | Corrupt Dictatorship | “The Cry of the Basenji for Joy!” |
| 5. | The Empire of The Ancient and Orthodox Potato Church | Corporate Police State | “-ing” |
| 6. | The Republic of We R Igors![]() | Iron Fist Socialists | “Yeth Mathter” |
| 7. | The Borderlands of Superflueturpisopolis | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Cogito ergo... cogito?” |
| 8. | The Free Land of The Sound of Fury | Civil Rights Lovefest | “All's Fair In Love And War” |
| 9. | The Most Serene Republic of Broduli | Democratic Socialists | “Strive to be the shepherd” |
| 10. | The Sky Islands of Slagkattunger | New York Times Democracy | “Guard our honor. Let our reputation fall where it will.” |
Regional Happenings
- 1 day 13 hours ago: The Kingdom of Alushiya ceased to exist.
- 5 days ago:
The Sky Islands of Slagkattunger rejected Goliath SpecOps inc's request for regional embassies. - 8 days ago:
The Republic of Literary Detectives of the region Goliath SpecOps inc proposed constructing embassies. - 10 days ago: The Nomadic Peoples of Unipegasopilearth ceased to exist.
- 11 days ago:
The Commonwealth of Zygmuntgard arrived from The South Pacific. - 15 days ago:
The Free Land of The General Public departed this region for The Isle of Wight. - 15 days ago:
The Free Land of The General Public arrived from The Library. - 15 days ago: The Holy Empire of Faron Woods ceased to exist.
- 17 days ago: The Dominion of Timany ceased to exist.
- 21 days ago:
The Republic of We R Igors arrived from The East Pacific.
Discworld Regional Message Board
Loading...Whisky made of the tears of widows lamenting the dead of their nations is much better for colds, and tastier too. Bit of lemon juice, some cloves sugar and two measures of boiling water is all thats necessary to add.
Igorth? Is there a medical exchange program? We in Zygmuntgard value your thkills immenthley.
Welcome to the Discworld
The Commonwealth of Zygmuntgard.
To the rethpectable Zygmuntgardianth, yeth there ith. There ith but one provithion in our programme, and that ith that "what goeth around cometh around," or in other wordth if you are helped in any way by an Igor, they are free to uthe your mortal body to help otherth thimilarily when you thhuffle off thith mortal coil.
Igor thurgeonth are eagerly flocking to your embaththy for vithath ath we thpeak. Pleathe expedite their applicationth ath thoon ath poththible.
And on that note Soylent Green is now available in all good shops here in the AOPC
But wait! I have heard some nasty rumors about Soylent Green. Can you confirm or deny them?
Oh yeah. We left the WA. Forgot about that...
Why do people request embassies but don't send a telegram to tell me that they have & why? Well I just saw it & I rejected due to not having a good reason to approve.
good work!
I heard a nice song the other day, it went like this"Gold, gold, gold, Gold, gold gold, I'm a little pony, Gold, gold, gold..............."

















