Discworld RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Sky Islands of Slagkattunger

World Factbook Entry

The Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies. It offers sights far more impressive than those found in universes built by Creators with less imagination but more mechanical aptitude. It exists right on the edge of Reality; the least little things can break through from the other side. It is allowed to exist either because of some impossible blip on the curve of probability, or because the gods enjoy a joke as much as anyone else. More than most people, in fact.
The Discworld is a place where stories happen.

Embassies: City Ankh Morpork.

Tags: Small, Role Player, Silly, Magical, Parody, and 1 other.World Assembly.

Discworld contains 10 nations, the 1,120th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Shortest Average Lifespan in Discworld

Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.

As a region, Discworld is ranked 9,240th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Protectorate of HogswatchCorporate Police State“HO, HO, HO!”
2.The Protectorate of YumztkInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mojosa! Mojosa! Ni Estas Mojosa!”
3.The Dominion of Anhk MorporkFather Knows Best State“Where We Rule You Wholesale”
4.The Commonwealth of ZygmuntgardWA MemberCorrupt Dictatorship“The Cry of the Basenji for Joy!”
5.The Empire of The Ancient and Orthodox Potato ChurchCorporate Police State“-ing”
6.The Republic of We R IgorsWA MemberIron Fist Socialists“Yeth Mathter”
7.The Borderlands of SuperflueturpisopolisIron Fist Consumerists“Cogito ergo... cogito?”
8.The Free Land of The Sound of FuryCivil Rights Lovefest“All's Fair In Love And War”
9.The Most Serene Republic of BroduliDemocratic Socialists“Strive to be the shepherd”
10.The Sky Islands of SlagkattungerNew York Times Democracy“Guard our honor. Let our reputation fall where it will.”

Regional Happenings

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Discworld Regional Message Board

Whisky made of the tears of widows lamenting the dead of their nations is much better for colds, and tastier too. Bit of lemon juice, some cloves sugar and two measures of boiling water is all thats necessary to add.

Igorth? Is there a medical exchange program? We in Zygmuntgard value your thkills immenthley.

Welcome to the Discworld The Commonwealth of Zygmuntgard.

To the rethpectable Zygmuntgardianth, yeth there ith. There ith but one provithion in our programme, and that ith that "what goeth around cometh around," or in other wordth if you are helped in any way by an Igor, they are free to uthe your mortal body to help otherth thimilarily when you thhuffle off thith mortal coil.

Igor thurgeonth are eagerly flocking to your embaththy for vithath ath we thpeak. Pleathe expedite their applicationth ath thoon ath poththible.

And on that note Soylent Green is now available in all good shops here in the AOPC

But wait! I have heard some nasty rumors about Soylent Green. Can you confirm or deny them?

Oh yeah. We left the WA. Forgot about that...

Why do people request embassies but don't send a telegram to tell me that they have & why? Well I just saw it & I rejected due to not having a good reason to approve.

good work!

I heard a nice song the other day, it went like this"Gold, gold, gold, Gold, gold gold, I'm a little pony, Gold, gold, gold..............."

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