WA Delegate: The Empire of CLU (elected 40 days ago)
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Least Corrupt Governments in Discordia
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
As a region, Discordia is ranked 12,761st in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
|1.||The Empire of CLU||Civil Rights Lovefest||“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”|
|2.||The Crumbling Remnant of Godnixia||Democratic Socialists||“Things used to be so much better...”|
|3.||The Dominion of Spritzy||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Alea jacta est!”|
|4.||The Most Serene Republic of Underria||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Mens sana in corpore sano”|
|5.||The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad Hatter||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Chaos is a friend of mine.”|
|6.||The Holy Empire of Jokery||Democratic Socialists||“We rule!”|
|7.||The Queendom of Toby Daye||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Living on the edge”|
|8.||The Republic of Torkia||Left-Leaning College State||“To be or not to be.”|
|9.||The United Kingdom of Xylondia||Left-wing Utopia||“Be young, be free!”|
|10.||The Empire of Noctagon||Democratic Socialists||“Mnvmhfk”|
- 2 hours ago: The United Socialist States of Swajimama of the region Swajimama Territory withdrew an invitation to construct embassies.
- 2 hours ago: The United Socialist States of Swajimama of the region Swajimama Territory proposed constructing embassies.
- 12 days ago: The Grand Duchy of The Three of Black of the region Shattered Empire of Discordia proposed constructing embassies.
- 30 days ago: The Empire of The Floating CityState of Serenity of the region The Tavern proposed constructing embassies.
- 33 days ago: Embassy cancelled between The jungle the desert or the moon and Discordia.
- 36 days ago: The Insane Inquisition of Crom of Xugecid of the region The jungle the desert or the moon ordered the closure of its embassy in Discordia.
- 40 days ago: The Empire of CLU replaced The Crumbling Remnant of Godnixia as WA Delegate.
- 48 days ago: The Community of DGY ceased to exist.
- 62 days ago: The Chosen Folk of The Seniors of Zion departed this region for The Church of Eris.
- 173 days ago: The Borderlands of Black Flags Flying departed this region for Puppet Park.
Discordia Regional Message Board
The cheese is in the refrigerator in a plastic container labeled "vegan bacon bits" next to the glass 1 liter bottle labeled "urine sample, drink me". Friday is a state of mind.
So sorry, I must be going. Don't take any wooden sheqels.
What's next? I haven't a CLU.
Why would you want one?
Because if you have 4 of them you have a CLU by 4.
The annual zombie thing starts in less than two days. Would there be any objections if I started to export zombies?
I don't mind if you export. I might join you in exporting if people don't mind.
Cool. What do you think of the name Special Homeland Infestation Teams Helping Export Ambulatory Dead Suckers.
Crap, I almost forgot Happy Gourdfest.
HUNDA HOOWDA HUNDA HOOWDA
HUNDA HOOWDA HUNDA HOOWDA
Discordia's efforts resulted in us being 98th for most Infected with 16.60 billion, we'll have to do better next year.