Discordia RMB

WA Delegate: The Empire of CLU (elected 8 days ago)

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Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.

All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

Next stop: The Church of Eris

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, and The Illuminati.

Tags: Silly, Casual, Parody, Surreal, Password, Eco-friendly, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Multi-Species, Founderless, Religious, and 2 others.Magical, and Serious.

Regional Power: High

Discordia contains 27 nations, the 406th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Highest Drug Use in Discordia

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 6,971st in the world for Highest Drug Use.

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1.The Republic of UR18Capitalizt“UR beautiful and UR mine.”
2.The Dominion of SpritzyScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Alea jacta est!”
3.The Africans of Kapiri MposhiCapitalizt“The world is Africa”
4.The Most Serene Republic of UnderriaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Mens sana in corpore sano”
5.The United Kingdom of XylondiaLeft-wing Utopia“Be young, be free!”
6.The Federation of Black CoptersWA MemberLeft-wing Utopia“No, really, it was just a flock of migrating birds”
7.The Most Serene Republic of IstandalScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Remember the titans”
8.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
9.The Dominion of OriolFather Knows Best State“Bow!”
10.The Republic of TorkiaLeft-Leaning College State“To be or not to be.”
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If the tea service has been dropped, who will pick up the tea ball? More importantly, who will serve us tea?

Not I. Been there; done that.

This is a Public Service Announcement from the Seniors of Zion. Some people believe that our Leader, Shlomo Rothschild, is actually the Messiah. Perhaps you should consider the possibility as well.

Blessings are available for a limited time at half price!

Could I get a half a blessing at full price?

....zzzzz.... <fnort> .... where's the cheese? Is it Friday yet?

The cheese is in the refrigerator in a plastic container labeled "vegan bacon bits" next to the glass 1 liter bottle labeled "urine sample, drink me". Friday is a state of mind.

So sorry, I must be going. Don't take any wooden sheqels.

What's next? I haven't a CLU.

Why would you want one?

Because if you have 4 of them you have a CLU by 4.

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