WA Delegate: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia (elected 113 days ago)
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Least Corrupt Governments in Discordia
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
As a region, Discordia is ranked 13,518th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
|1.||The Empire of CLU||Civil Rights Lovefest||“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”|
|2.||The Carefree Playland of Godnixia||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Let's go for a ride!”|
|3.||The Dominion of Spritzy||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Alea jacta est!”|
|4.||The Most Serene Republic of Underria||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Mens sana in corpore sano”|
|5.||The Holy Empire of Jokery||Democratic Socialists||“We rule!”|
|6.||The Queendom of Toby Daye||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Living on the edge”|
|7.||The Republic of Torkia||Left-Leaning College State||“To be or not to be.”|
|8.||The United Kingdom of Xylondia||Left-wing Utopia||“Be young, be free!”|
|9.||The Empire of Noctagon||Democratic Socialists||“Mnvmhfk”|
|10.||The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad Hatter||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Chaos is a friend of mine.”|
- 53 days ago: The Borderlands of Black Flags Flying departed this region for Puppet Park.
- 72 days ago: Lucidirium departed this region for The Church of Eris.
- 74 days ago: The Principality of Ternopil ceased to exist.
- 81 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia cleared the regional ban list.
- 86 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia updated the World Factbook entry.
- 92 days ago: The Sultanate of Fenster departed this region for Grand Central.
- 95 days ago: Embassy established between The Jungle The Desert or The Moon and Discordia.
- 95 days ago: The Magnificent Aura of Miss Holy See ceased to exist.
- 95 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia updated the World Factbook entry.
- 96 days ago: The Pants Free Land of Maraviglia departed this region for The Church of Eris.
Discordia Regional Message Board
Verily shalt I end mine pine producing problem.
Away to the Church of Eris and I hope to see thine crowd of misrobates anon!
-same post minus the link of dodgey doings :)
*ahem* ***squeal*** (is this thing on?)
Oh, in the far-off days of tomorrow year, a re-found gleams my eye.
But in the bright light of today, a Password is my key.
What shall I do? I'll stay and guard this proud historic land,
And thus no more shall Raiders' boots come traipsing through the sand.
Still, if a further road you'd wander, if you choose to fly,
They have a bright and shining playground over at the C of E.
(**bows** Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week... Oh, you're too kind, I already have enough tomatoes... **ducks**)
Safe behind a password wall,
Into apathy I fall.
Do I care the world's sick
with machinations politic?
In our discordian ivory tower
What care disturbs each waking hour?
In this now-protected haven
We are save from raiders craven.
Only I would sure rejoice
To hear another thought or voice
To echo through this lonely room,
Lest Password-land become... a tomb?
(sure is quiet around here...)
The Goddess Eris does decree
That our community must be free!
So the voice in my head says to me!
Free from the raider rabble!
Free from the judge's gavel!
Free from the doctors' psychobabble!
A new home for every Discordian!
Including the time traveling Victorian!
Preached to you by your own valedictorian!
Join us sisters and brothers!
Join us fathers and mothers!
Join us true Erisian and Others!
Your new home awaits!
Just behind these gates!
A fun time with your mates!
The Church of Eris welcomes you!
The good olde sock mountain fnordy crew!
Sending this message from goddess Eris to you!
A secure Discordia is no mausoleum!
A high point in history a true museum!
The Church of Eris is a welcoming coliseum!
*drops the tea service*
Tis not a problem the tea was most likely bitter.
If the tea service has been dropped, who will pick up the tea ball? More importantly, who will serve us tea?
Not I. Been there; done that.
This is a Public Service Announcement from the Seniors of Zion. Some people believe that our Leader, Shlomo Rothschild, is actually the Messiah. Perhaps you should consider the possibility as well.
Blessings are available for a limited time at half price!