WA Delegate: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia (elected 153 days ago)
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in Discordia
As a region, Discordia is ranked 15,686th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
|1.||The Holy Empire of L Ron Hubbard INC||Iron Fist Consumerists||“If you want to get rich start your own religion”|
|2.||The Chosen Folk of The Seniors of Zion||Left-Leaning College State||“Next year in Methuselam!”|
|3.||The Africans of Kapiri Mposhi||Anarchy||“The world is Africa”|
|4.||The Martian Dominion of Queen Aelita||Corporate Police State||“Golosuy ne golosuy vsyo ravno poluchish' hooy”|
|5.||The Empire of Noctagon||Democratic Socialists||“Mnvmhfk”|
|6.||The Republic of Torkia||Left-Leaning College State||“To be or not to be.”|
|7.||The Republic of UR18||Capitalizt||“UR beautiful and UR mine.”|
|8.||The United Socialist States of Zafarns||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Alea jacta est!”|
|9.||The Most Serene Republic of Hodar||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Carpe diem”|
|10.||The Queendom of Toby Daye||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Living on the edge”|
- 92 days ago: The Borderlands of Black Flags Flying departed this region for Puppet Park.
- 111 days ago: Lucidirium departed this region for The Church of Eris.
- 114 days ago: The Principality of Ternopil ceased to exist.
- 120 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia cleared the regional ban list.
- 125 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia updated the World Factbook entry.
- 132 days ago: The Sultanate of Fenster departed this region for Grand Central.
- 134 days ago: Embassy established between The Jungle The Desert or The Moon and Discordia.
- 134 days ago: The Magnificent Aura of Miss Holy See ceased to exist.
- 134 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia updated the World Factbook entry.
- 135 days ago: The Pants Free Land of Maraviglia departed this region for The Church of Eris.
Discordia Regional Message Board
Safe behind a password wall,
Into apathy I fall.
Do I care the world's sick
with machinations politic?
In our discordian ivory tower
What care disturbs each waking hour?
In this now-protected haven
We are save from raiders craven.
Only I would sure rejoice
To hear another thought or voice
To echo through this lonely room,
Lest Password-land become... a tomb?
(sure is quiet around here...)
The Goddess Eris does decree
That our community must be free!
So the voice in my head says to me!
Free from the raider rabble!
Free from the judge's gavel!
Free from the doctors' psychobabble!
A new home for every Discordian!
Including the time traveling Victorian!
Preached to you by your own valedictorian!
Join us sisters and brothers!
Join us fathers and mothers!
Join us true Erisian and Others!
Your new home awaits!
Just behind these gates!
A fun time with your mates!
The Church of Eris welcomes you!
The good olde sock mountain fnordy crew!
Sending this message from goddess Eris to you!
A secure Discordia is no mausoleum!
A high point in history a true museum!
The Church of Eris is a welcoming coliseum!
*drops the tea service*
Tis not a problem the tea was most likely bitter.
If the tea service has been dropped, who will pick up the tea ball? More importantly, who will serve us tea?
Not I. Been there; done that.
This is a Public Service Announcement from the Seniors of Zion. Some people believe that our Leader, Shlomo Rothschild, is actually the Messiah. Perhaps you should consider the possibility as well.
Blessings are available for a limited time at half price!
Could I get a half a blessing at full price?
....zzzzz.... <fnort> .... where's the cheese? Is it Friday yet?
The cheese is in the refrigerator in a plastic container labeled "vegan bacon bits" next to the glass 1 liter bottle labeled "urine sample, drink me". Friday is a state of mind.