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WA Delegate: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia (elected 147 days ago)

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Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.

All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

Next stop: The Church of Eris

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, The Illuminati, and The Jungle The Desert or The Moon.

Tags: Silly, Casual, Parody, Surreal, Password, Eco-friendly, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Multi-Species, Founderless, Religious, and 2 others.Magical, and Serious.

Regional Power: High

Discordia contains 29 nations, the 375th most in the world.


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Today's World Census Report

The Most Cultured in Discordia

After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 3,606th in the world for Most Cultured.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of CLUWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
2.The Carefree Playland of GodnixiaWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Let's go for a ride!”
3.The Chosen Folk of The Seniors of ZionLeft-Leaning College State“Next year in Methuselam!”
4.The Africans of Kapiri MposhiAnarchy“The world is Africa”
5.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
6.The Dominion of Ninja MiceLiberal Democratic Socialists“Ninja attack!”
7.The Federation of Black CoptersWA MemberLeft-wing Utopia“No, really, it was just a flock of migrating birds”
8.The United States of GartTyranny by Majority“The vigilant will survive.”
9.The Democratic Republic of DriyTyranny by Majority“Shoot to kill”
10.The Sultanate of JhazAuthoritarian Democracy“In sole radiant”
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Post self-deleted by Godnixia.

Safe behind a password wall,
Into apathy I fall.
Do I care the world's sick
with machinations politic?
In our discordian ivory tower
What care disturbs each waking hour?
In this now-protected haven
We are save from raiders craven.
Only I would sure rejoice
To hear another thought or voice
To echo through this lonely room,
Lest Password-land become... a tomb?

(sure is quiet around here...)

The Goddess Eris does decree
That our community must be free!
So the voice in my head says to me!

Free from the raider rabble!
Free from the judge's gavel!
Free from the doctors' psychobabble!

A new home for every Discordian!
Including the time traveling Victorian!
Preached to you by your own valedictorian!

Join us sisters and brothers!
Join us fathers and mothers!
Join us true Erisian and Others!

Your new home awaits!
Just behind these gates!
A fun time with your mates!

The Church of Eris welcomes you!
The good olde sock mountain fnordy crew!
Sending this message from goddess Eris to you!

A secure Discordia is no mausoleum!
A high point in history a true museum!
The Church of Eris is a welcoming coliseum!

*drops the tea service*

Tis not a problem the tea was most likely bitter.

If the tea service has been dropped, who will pick up the tea ball? More importantly, who will serve us tea?

Not I. Been there; done that.

This is a Public Service Announcement from the Seniors of Zion. Some people believe that our Leader, Shlomo Rothschild, is actually the Messiah. Perhaps you should consider the possibility as well.

Blessings are available for a limited time at half price!

Could I get a half a blessing at full price?

....zzzzz.... <fnort> .... where's the cheese? Is it Friday yet?

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