Discordia

WA Delegate: The Empire of CLU (elected 74 days ago)

World Factbook Entry

All member nations are required to select a Japanese girl between the age of 5*SQRT(5)+5-(5/5) and 5^5 for Secretary of State or most similar position. Secretaries of State or most similar position are barred from wearing clothing other than bikinis or hot dog buns.

Region apathetic toward invaders. Your prize will be VERY moldy cheese and six Canadian pennies. (They're magnetic!)

Embassies: Firefly and Planet X.

Tags: Surreal, Snarky, Theocratic, Medium, Founderless, and 2 others.Puppet Storage, and Magical.

Regional Power: Moderate

Discordia contains 19 nations, the 529th most in the world.

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The Shortest Average Lifespan in Discordia

Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 10,320th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.

#	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Holy Empire of Grand Empire of Righteousness	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Glory comes to the Righteous”
2.	The Haven of Gretavass	Father Knows Best State	“If you can make it, we can break it.”
3.	The Matriarchy of Straylight	Libertarian Police State	“Never whistle while you're pissing”
4.	The Fiefdom of Rocking horse	Authoritarian Democracy	“Even peace may be purchased at too high a price”
5.	The Africans of Kapiri Mposhi	Anarchy	“The world is Africa”
6.	The Dominion of Egon	Democratic Socialists	“Long Live Egon”
7.	The Democratic States of Lulzseconded	Father Knows Best State	“We Are Legion.”
8.	The Disputed Territories of Tangled Skein	Anarchy	“Your fate is as tangled as my Skein”
9.	The Holy Empire of L Ron Hubbard INC	Iron Fist Consumerists	“If you want to get rich start your own religion”
10.	The Commonwealth of Pasteur	New York Times Democracy	“From and to the smallest and the largest”