WA Delegate: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia (elected 180 days ago)
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Godforsaken in Discordia
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and holistic aura chakra wellbeing in order to determine the least godly nations.
As a region, Discordia is ranked 4,086th in the world for Most Godforsaken.
|1.||The Empire of CLU||Civil Rights Lovefest||“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”|
|2.||The Africans of Kapiri Mposhi||Capitalizt||“The world is Africa”|
|3.||The Federation of Black Copters||Left-wing Utopia||“No, really, it was just a flock of migrating birds”|
|4.||The Carefree Playland of Godnixia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Let's go for a ride!”|
|5.||The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad Hatter||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Chaos is a friend of mine.”|
|6.||The Most Serene Republic of Hodar||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Carpe diem”|
|7.||The United Kingdom of Xylondia||Left-wing Utopia||“Be young, be free!”|
|8.||The Empire of Noctagon||Democratic Socialists||“Mnvmhfk”|
|9.||The Dominion of Ninja Mice||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Ninja attack!”|
|10.||The Community of DGY||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Be yourself - everyone else is taken.”|
- 9 days ago: The Chosen Folk of The Seniors of Zion departed this region for The Church of Eris.
- 120 days ago: The Borderlands of Black Flags Flying departed this region for Puppet Park.
- 138 days ago: Lucidirium departed this region for The Church of Eris.
- 141 days ago: The Principality of Ternopil ceased to exist.
- 147 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia cleared the regional ban list.
- 152 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia updated the World Factbook entry.
- 159 days ago: The Sultanate of Fenster departed this region for Grand Central.
- 162 days ago: Embassy established between The Jungle The Desert or The Moon and Discordia.
- 162 days ago: The Magnificent Aura of Miss Holy See ceased to exist.
- 162 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia updated the World Factbook entry.
Discordia Regional Message Board
The Goddess Eris does decree
That our community must be free!
So the voice in my head says to me!
Free from the raider rabble!
Free from the judge's gavel!
Free from the doctors' psychobabble!
A new home for every Discordian!
Including the time traveling Victorian!
Preached to you by your own valedictorian!
Join us sisters and brothers!
Join us fathers and mothers!
Join us true Erisian and Others!
Your new home awaits!
Just behind these gates!
A fun time with your mates!
The Church of Eris welcomes you!
The good olde sock mountain fnordy crew!
Sending this message from goddess Eris to you!
A secure Discordia is no mausoleum!
A high point in history a true museum!
The Church of Eris is a welcoming coliseum!
*drops the tea service*
Tis not a problem the tea was most likely bitter.
If the tea service has been dropped, who will pick up the tea ball? More importantly, who will serve us tea?
Not I. Been there; done that.
This is a Public Service Announcement from the Seniors of Zion. Some people believe that our Leader, Shlomo Rothschild, is actually the Messiah. Perhaps you should consider the possibility as well.
Blessings are available for a limited time at half price!
Could I get a half a blessing at full price?
....zzzzz.... <fnort> .... where's the cheese? Is it Friday yet?
The cheese is in the refrigerator in a plastic container labeled "vegan bacon bits" next to the glass 1 liter bottle labeled "urine sample, drink me". Friday is a state of mind.
So sorry, I must be going. Don't take any wooden sheqels.