Discordia RMB

WA Delegate: The Empire of CLU (elected 40 days ago)

World Factbook Entry

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Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.

All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

Next stop: The Church of Eris

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, and The Illuminati.

Tags: Silly, Casual, Parody, Surreal, Password, Eco-friendly, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Multi-Species, Founderless, Religious, and 2 others.Magical, and Serious.

Regional Power: High

Discordia contains 27 nations, the 455th most in the world.


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Today's World Census Report

The Least Corrupt Governments in Discordia

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 12,761st in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of CLUWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
2.The Crumbling Remnant of GodnixiaWA MemberDemocratic Socialists“Things used to be so much better...”
3.The Dominion of SpritzyScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Alea jacta est!”
4.The Most Serene Republic of UnderriaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Mens sana in corpore sano”
5.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
6.The Holy Empire of JokeryDemocratic Socialists“We rule!”
7.The Queendom of Toby DayeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Living on the edge”
8.The Republic of TorkiaLeft-Leaning College State“To be or not to be.”
9.The United Kingdom of XylondiaLeft-wing Utopia“Be young, be free!”
10.The Empire of NoctagonDemocratic Socialists“Mnvmhfk”
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Regional Happenings


Discordia Regional Message Board

The cheese is in the refrigerator in a plastic container labeled "vegan bacon bits" next to the glass 1 liter bottle labeled "urine sample, drink me". Friday is a state of mind.

So sorry, I must be going. Don't take any wooden sheqels.

What's next? I haven't a CLU.

Why would you want one?

Because if you have 4 of them you have a CLU by 4.

The annual zombie thing starts in less than two days. Would there be any objections if I started to export zombies?

I don't mind if you export. I might join you in exporting if people don't mind.

Your Brains

Cool. What do you think of the name Special Homeland Infestation Teams Helping Export Ambulatory Dead Suckers.

Crap, I almost forgot Happy Gourdfest.

Triple post!
Discordia's efforts resulted in us being 98th for most Infected with 16.60 billion, we'll have to do better next year.

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