WA Delegate: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia (elected 147 days ago)
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Cultured in Discordia
After spending many tedious hours in coffee shops and concert halls, World Census experts have found the following nations to be the most cultured.
As a region, Discordia is ranked 3,606th in the world for Most Cultured.
|1.||The Empire of CLU||Civil Rights Lovefest||“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”|
|2.||The Carefree Playland of Godnixia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Let's go for a ride!”|
|3.||The Chosen Folk of The Seniors of Zion||Left-Leaning College State||“Next year in Methuselam!”|
|4.||The Africans of Kapiri Mposhi||Anarchy||“The world is Africa”|
|5.||The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad Hatter||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Chaos is a friend of mine.”|
|6.||The Dominion of Ninja Mice||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Ninja attack!”|
|7.||The Federation of Black Copters||Left-wing Utopia||“No, really, it was just a flock of migrating birds”|
|8.||The United States of Gart||Tyranny by Majority||“The vigilant will survive.”|
|9.||The Democratic Republic of Driy||Tyranny by Majority||“Shoot to kill”|
|10.||The Sultanate of Jhaz||Authoritarian Democracy||“In sole radiant”|
- 86 days ago: The Borderlands of Black Flags Flying departed this region for Puppet Park.
- 105 days ago: Lucidirium departed this region for The Church of Eris.
- 108 days ago: The Principality of Ternopil ceased to exist.
- 114 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia cleared the regional ban list.
- 119 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia updated the World Factbook entry.
- 126 days ago: The Sultanate of Fenster departed this region for Grand Central.
- 128 days ago: Embassy established between The Jungle The Desert or The Moon and Discordia.
- 128 days ago: The Magnificent Aura of Miss Holy See ceased to exist.
- 128 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia updated the World Factbook entry.
- 129 days ago: The Pants Free Land of Maraviglia departed this region for The Church of Eris.
Discordia Regional Message Board
Safe behind a password wall,
Into apathy I fall.
Do I care the world's sick
with machinations politic?
In our discordian ivory tower
What care disturbs each waking hour?
In this now-protected haven
We are save from raiders craven.
Only I would sure rejoice
To hear another thought or voice
To echo through this lonely room,
Lest Password-land become... a tomb?
(sure is quiet around here...)
The Goddess Eris does decree
That our community must be free!
So the voice in my head says to me!
Free from the raider rabble!
Free from the judge's gavel!
Free from the doctors' psychobabble!
A new home for every Discordian!
Including the time traveling Victorian!
Preached to you by your own valedictorian!
Join us sisters and brothers!
Join us fathers and mothers!
Join us true Erisian and Others!
Your new home awaits!
Just behind these gates!
A fun time with your mates!
The Church of Eris welcomes you!
The good olde sock mountain fnordy crew!
Sending this message from goddess Eris to you!
A secure Discordia is no mausoleum!
A high point in history a true museum!
The Church of Eris is a welcoming coliseum!
*drops the tea service*
Tis not a problem the tea was most likely bitter.
If the tea service has been dropped, who will pick up the tea ball? More importantly, who will serve us tea?
Not I. Been there; done that.
This is a Public Service Announcement from the Seniors of Zion. Some people believe that our Leader, Shlomo Rothschild, is actually the Messiah. Perhaps you should consider the possibility as well.
Blessings are available for a limited time at half price!
Could I get a half a blessing at full price?
....zzzzz.... <fnort> .... where's the cheese? Is it Friday yet?