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WA Delegate: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia (elected 113 days ago)

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LinkPrincipia Discordia

Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.

All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

Next stop: The Church of Eris

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, The Illuminati, and The Jungle The Desert or The Moon.

Tags: Silly, Casual, Parody, Surreal, Password, Eco-friendly, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Multi-Species, Founderless, Religious, and 2 others.Magical, and Serious.

Regional Power: Moderate

Discordia contains 29 nations, the 371st most in the world.


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Today's World Census Report

The Least Corrupt Governments in Discordia

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 13,518th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of CLUWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
2.The Carefree Playland of GodnixiaWA MemberScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Let's go for a ride!”
3.The Dominion of SpritzyScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Alea jacta est!”
4.The Most Serene Republic of UnderriaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Mens sana in corpore sano”
5.The Holy Empire of JokeryDemocratic Socialists“We rule!”
6.The Queendom of Toby DayeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Living on the edge”
7.The Republic of TorkiaLeft-Leaning College State“To be or not to be.”
8.The United Kingdom of XylondiaLeft-wing Utopia“Be young, be free!”
9.The Empire of NoctagonDemocratic Socialists“Mnvmhfk”
10.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
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Verily shalt I end mine pine producing problem.

Away to the Church of Eris and I hope to see thine crowd of misrobates anon!

-same post minus the link of dodgey doings :)

*ahem* ***squeal*** (is this thing on?)

Oh, in the far-off days of tomorrow year, a re-found gleams my eye.
But in the bright light of today, a Password is my key.

What shall I do? I'll stay and guard this proud historic land,
And thus no more shall Raiders' boots come traipsing through the sand.

Still, if a further road you'd wander, if you choose to fly,
They have a bright and shining playground over at the C of E.

(**bows** Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week... Oh, you're too kind, I already have enough tomatoes... **ducks**)

Post self-deleted by Godnixia.

Safe behind a password wall,
Into apathy I fall.
Do I care the world's sick
with machinations politic?
In our discordian ivory tower
What care disturbs each waking hour?
In this now-protected haven
We are save from raiders craven.
Only I would sure rejoice
To hear another thought or voice
To echo through this lonely room,
Lest Password-land become... a tomb?

(sure is quiet around here...)

The Goddess Eris does decree
That our community must be free!
So the voice in my head says to me!

Free from the raider rabble!
Free from the judge's gavel!
Free from the doctors' psychobabble!

A new home for every Discordian!
Including the time traveling Victorian!
Preached to you by your own valedictorian!

Join us sisters and brothers!
Join us fathers and mothers!
Join us true Erisian and Others!

Your new home awaits!
Just behind these gates!
A fun time with your mates!

The Church of Eris welcomes you!
The good olde sock mountain fnordy crew!
Sending this message from goddess Eris to you!

A secure Discordia is no mausoleum!
A high point in history a true museum!
The Church of Eris is a welcoming coliseum!

*drops the tea service*

Tis not a problem the tea was most likely bitter.

If the tea service has been dropped, who will pick up the tea ball? More importantly, who will serve us tea?

Not I. Been there; done that.

This is a Public Service Announcement from the Seniors of Zion. Some people believe that our Leader, Shlomo Rothschild, is actually the Messiah. Perhaps you should consider the possibility as well.

Blessings are available for a limited time at half price!

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