Discordia RMB

WA Delegate: The Federation of Black Copters (elected 79 days ago)

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Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.

All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

Next stop: The Church of Eris

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, and The Illuminati.

Tags: Silly, Casual, Parody, Surreal, Password, Eco-friendly, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Multi-Species, Founderless, Religious, and 2 others.Magical, and Serious.

Regional Power: Moderate

Discordia contains 13 nations, the 949th most in the world.

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The Most Eco-Friendly Governments in Discordia

The following governments spend the greatest amount on environmental issues. This may not always be reflected in the quality of that nation's environment, however.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 1,533rd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of L Ron Hubbard INCIron Fist Consumerists“If you want to get rich start your own religion”
2.The Federation of Black CoptersWA MemberLeft-wing Utopia“No, really, it was just a flock of migrating birds”
3.The Empire of CLUWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
4.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
5.The Democratic Republic of DriyTyranny by Majority“Shoot to kill”
6.The Fiefdom of Rocking horseInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Even peace may be purchased at too high a price”
7.The Sultanate of JhazAuthoritarian Democracy“In sole radiant”
8.The Republic of TorkiaLeft-Leaning College State“To be or not to be.”
9.The Holy Empire of JokeryDemocratic Socialists“We rule!”
10.The Republic of UR18Capitalizt“UR beautiful and UR mine.”
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Because if you have 4 of them you have a CLU by 4.

The annual zombie thing starts in less than two days. Would there be any objections if I started to export zombies?

I don't mind if you export. I might join you in exporting if people don't mind.

Your Brains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v04H7_fFC90

Cool. What do you think of the name Special Homeland Infestation Teams Helping Export Ambulatory Dead Suckers.

Crap, I almost forgot Happy Gourdfest.
HUNDA HOOWDA HUNDA HOOWDA
HUNDA HOOWDA HUNDA HOOWDA
GOURD!

Triple post!
Discordia's efforts resulted in us being 98th for most Infected with 16.60 billion, we'll have to do better next year.

*sips tea*

It's always six o'clock now, it's always tea-time.

Sugar my dear fnord?

Yes, please, thank you. Would you care for a bacon brownie?

Naturally my good sir. I love bacon brownies, they go great with Tea and Hotdogs.

[joke]
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! This is an important message from your new overlords in the Black Copters. We are taking over this region for your own good! We will be shortly posting the 200 or so commandments of the New World ORDER for this miserable region. Non-compliance is punishable by DEATH! *whispering* what's that? i can't actually kill them? oh, very well. Non-compliance is punishable by EXPULSION from the region!
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Actually, there will in fact be expulsions from the region, and obedience will do you no good whatsoever. Please proceed calmly to The Church of Eris, where milk and cookies will be served. Do not attempt to reenter the region, as only those who know the password can enter, and I am the only one who ... oh dear ... I seem to have forgotten the password myself, so it's all pretty pointless, don't you think? Perhaps, someday soon, your sacrifice will allow a new Discordia to arise from the ashes, one safe from unwanted visits from hostile hoi-polloi. And, if not, The Church of Eris is very nice too, and they also have a sock mountain, though perhaps not one so fragrant, and so you all should feel right at home.

END IMPORTANT MESSAGE from your new overlords. Please proceed to the exit or resume your slumber, as you see fit.

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