Discordia RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of Ravenhurstia (elected )

Founder: The Discordian Prophet of Little Chaos

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Largest Black Market: 332nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 406th Highest Economic Output: 807th+17
Highest Drug Use: 894th Best Weather: 1,013th Nudest: 1,055th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,066th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,130th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,200th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,212th Largest Populations: 1,266th Most Devout: 1,294th Most Nations: 1,395th Smartest Citizens: 1,412th Highest Crime Rates: 1,515th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,569th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,588th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,681st Most Influential: 1,892nd Longest Average Lifespans: 1,967th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.
All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

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Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, and Glass Gallows.

Tags: Silly, Casual, Surreal, Eco-friendly, Snarky, Medium, Multi-Species, Religious, and Magical.

Regional Power: Moderate

Discordia contains 11 nations, the 1,395th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Efficient Economies in Discordia

Nations ranked highly are the most ruthlessly efficient at translating raw resources, including people, into economic output.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 9,726th in the world for Most Efficient Economies.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of L Ron Hubbard INCIron Fist Consumerists“If you want to get rich start your own religion”
2.The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of RavenhurstiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Serenity in Chaos, Insanity Relative, Hail Eris! ”
3.The Empire of CLUCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
4.The Rogue Nation of The Freeport IslandsCivil Rights Lovefest“This is serious! But that doesn't mean we can't laugh.”
5.The Hidden Agenda of FnordLeft-wing Utopia“If you don't see the fnord, it can't eat you”
6.The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu and DiscordiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia”
7.The Discordian Prophet of Little ChaosCivil Rights Lovefest“Hail Discordia!”
8.The Pants Free Land of MaravigliaLeft-wing Utopia“Pants. Highly over-rated.”
9.The Infinite Center of The HypercubeLeft-Leaning College State“It's only a matter of TIME...”
10.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
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Discordia Regional Message Board

Sooo, yeah, someone "cough, CLU, cough" apparently endorsed me, so now me is delegate, and delegate is me...

THEREFORE, nothing happens, business as usual, unsure why i have this job, but i shall gloriously fawn over the title (for a while), does anyone want me to actually DO something with this?

Little Chaos

you should buy everyone in the region a hot dog in appreciation of our support

Little Chaos

Indeed, hotdogs all around, that's actually a requirement of the Delegate. Your also in charge of doing everything ever that ever could happen for the region, and possible fnord.

Fnord

I fnord one would love a blessed doggy for my karmic efforts on your behalf.

I arrived in Detroit once at 3am by Greyhound, and got picked up by a fake taxi, which drove me into the derelict suburbs, and extorted $60 from me to take me to my final destination. After I paid up and got myself out of there, I found myself on W Fort St at 4am, where i found a late night diner full of cops. I ate the second best hotdog of my life in there.

the Alliance of Stalinist States wants to open up an embassy. they sound really Eristic, dontcha think?

Must be some of that humor the local gulag guards are always talking about.

The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu and Discordia wrote:I arrived in Detroit once at 3am by Greyhound, and got picked up by a fake taxi, which drove me into the derelict suburbs, and extorted $60 from me to take me to my final destination. After I paid up and got myself out of there, I found myself on W Fort St at 4am, where i found a late night diner full of cops. I ate the second best hotdog of my life in there.


Late night Greyhound is the BEST. It's its own culture.

Mu Mu and Discordia

Portland, OR to LA, CA can be like a whole different planet.

Where was the best hotdog, then?

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