Discordia RMB

WA Delegate: The Empire of CLU (elected 46 days ago)

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Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.

All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

Next stop: The Church of Eris

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, and The Illuminati.

Tags: Silly, Casual, Parody, Surreal, Password, Eco-friendly, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Multi-Species, Founderless, Religious, and 2 others.Magical, and Serious.

Regional Power: High

Discordia contains 27 nations, the 453rd most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Nudest in Discordia

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 1,319th in the world for Nudest.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
2.The Confederacy of NaafInoffensive Centrist Democracy“So we evolve”
3.The Fiefdom of Rocking horseInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Even peace may be purchased at too high a price”
4.The United States of GartTyranny by Majority“The vigilant will survive.”
5.The Republic of UR18Capitalizt“UR beautiful and UR mine.”
6.The Dominion of SpritzyScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Alea jacta est!”
7.The Africans of Kapiri MposhiCapitalizt“The world is Africa”
8.The Empire of CLUWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
9.The Crumbling Remnant of GodnixiaWA MemberDemocratic Socialists“Things used to be so much better...”
10.The Most Serene Republic of UnderriaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Mens sana in corpore sano”
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What's next? I haven't a CLU.

Why would you want one?

Because if you have 4 of them you have a CLU by 4.

The annual zombie thing starts in less than two days. Would there be any objections if I started to export zombies?

I don't mind if you export. I might join you in exporting if people don't mind.

Your Brains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v04H7_fFC90

Cool. What do you think of the name Special Homeland Infestation Teams Helping Export Ambulatory Dead Suckers.

Crap, I almost forgot Happy Gourdfest.
HUNDA HOOWDA HUNDA HOOWDA
HUNDA HOOWDA HUNDA HOOWDA
GOURD!

Triple post!
Discordia's efforts resulted in us being 98th for most Infected with 16.60 billion, we'll have to do better next year.

*sips tea*

It's always six o'clock now, it's always tea-time.

Sugar my dear fnord?

Yes, please, thank you. Would you care for a bacon brownie?

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