Discordia RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of Ravenhurstia (elected )

Founder: The Discordian Prophet of Little Chaos

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Largest Agricultural Sector: 199th Largest Black Market: 290th Highest Drug Use: 526th+20
Highest Economic Output: 609th Best Weather: 824th Most Beautiful Environments: 960th Most Cheerful Citizens: 994th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,060th Most Devout: 1,062nd Nudest: 1,070th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,102nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,107th Largest Populations: 1,156th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,186th Most Influential: 1,186th Smartest Citizens: 1,219th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,327th Highest Crime Rates: 1,398th Longest Average Lifespans: 1,469th Most Nations: 1,597th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,845th Largest Mining Sector: 1,847th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,859th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.
All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

LinkPrincipia Discordia

Friends of The Church of Eris

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, Glass Gallows, and The Bar on the corner of every region.

Tags: Silly, Surreal, Casual, Small, Snarky, Eco-Friendly, Magical, Multi-Species, and Religious.

Regional Power: Moderate

Discordia contains 9 nations, the 1,597th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Discordia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Discordia is ranked 18,020th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Discordian Prophet of Little ChaosCivil Rights Lovefest“Hail Discordia!”
2.The Rogue Nation of The Freeport IslandsCivil Rights Lovefest“गते गते पारगते पारसंगते बोधि स्वाहा”
3.The Infinite Center of The HypercubeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“It's only a matter of TIME...”
4.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
5.The Hidden Agenda of FnordScandinavian Liberal Paradise“If you don't see the fnord, it can't eat you”
6.The Pants Free Land of MaravigliaLeft-wing Utopia“Pants. Highly over-rated.”
7.The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of RavenhurstiaLeft-Leaning College State“Serenity in Chaos, Insanity Relative, Hail Eris! ”
8.The Empire of CLUCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
9.The Holy Empire of L Ron Hubbard INCIron Fist Consumerists“If you want to get rich start your own religion”

Regional Happenings


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Don't mind if I do :P

I don't usually talk about the NationStates issues, but choosing to subsidize the cheese industry singlehandedly raised my economy status, and had like 90% green "up" arrows for the consequences. I usually don't get stuff like that, it's usually half-and-half (dairy pun!) good and bad.

I'll settle for having 98% with no subsidies. :)

That's what she said.

No she didn't, she's a massive fan of pocketmoney in general.

The woodchuck wouldn't upchuck any wood, he *wood* upchuck hotdog. Okay spellcheck, how is hotdog not a word? It should be. It's the honorable union of a hot and a dog, and their offspring would be hog, which would make a great hotdog.

a better spellcheck would understand that hotdog is a verb. truth.

Yeah, this spellcheck doesn't even know that "absquatulate" is a real word. Pssh.

i can't get my spellchecker to even notice when i type fnord. it loses interest or something. it doesn't recognize pentagrammaton either, even though that is an important ingredient of so many spells. makes me want to fnording absquatulate, it does.

Another great moment in Erisian history. The "Survival Town" nuke test was 5/5/55.

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