WA Delegate: The Empire of CLU (elected 8 days ago)
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Highest Drug Use in Discordia
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
As a region, Discordia is ranked 6,971st in the world for Highest Drug Use.
|1.||The Republic of UR18||Capitalizt||“UR beautiful and UR mine.”|
|2.||The Dominion of Spritzy||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Alea jacta est!”|
|3.||The Africans of Kapiri Mposhi||Capitalizt||“The world is Africa”|
|4.||The Most Serene Republic of Underria||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Mens sana in corpore sano”|
|5.||The United Kingdom of Xylondia||Left-wing Utopia||“Be young, be free!”|
|6.||The Federation of Black Copters||Left-wing Utopia||“No, really, it was just a flock of migrating birds”|
|7.||The Most Serene Republic of Istandal||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Remember the titans”|
|8.||The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad Hatter||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Chaos is a friend of mine.”|
|9.||The Dominion of Oriol||Father Knows Best State||“Bow!”|
|10.||The Republic of Torkia||Left-Leaning College State||“To be or not to be.”|
- 1 day 3 hours ago: Embassy cancelled between The Jungle The Desert or The Moon and Discordia.
- 4 days ago: The Insane Inquisition of Crom of Xugecid of the region The Jungle The Desert or The Moon ordered the closure of its embassy in Discordia.
- 8 days ago: The Empire of CLU replaced The Carefree Playland of Godnixia as WA Delegate.
- 16 days ago: The Community of DGY ceased to exist.
- 30 days ago: The Chosen Folk of The Seniors of Zion departed this region for The Church of Eris.
- 140 days ago: The Borderlands of Black Flags Flying departed this region for Puppet Park.
- 159 days ago: Lucidirium departed this region for The Church of Eris.
- 162 days ago: The Principality of Ternopil ceased to exist.
- 168 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia cleared the regional ban list.
- 173 days ago: The Carefree Playland of Godnixia updated the World Factbook entry.
Discordia Regional Message Board
If the tea service has been dropped, who will pick up the tea ball? More importantly, who will serve us tea?
Not I. Been there; done that.
This is a Public Service Announcement from the Seniors of Zion. Some people believe that our Leader, Shlomo Rothschild, is actually the Messiah. Perhaps you should consider the possibility as well.
Blessings are available for a limited time at half price!
Could I get a half a blessing at full price?
....zzzzz.... <fnort> .... where's the cheese? Is it Friday yet?
The cheese is in the refrigerator in a plastic container labeled "vegan bacon bits" next to the glass 1 liter bottle labeled "urine sample, drink me". Friday is a state of mind.
So sorry, I must be going. Don't take any wooden sheqels.
What's next? I haven't a CLU.
Why would you want one?
Because if you have 4 of them you have a CLU by 4.