Discordia RMB

WA Delegate: The Decisive Oligarchy of Godnixia (elected 17 days ago)

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Does anyone really know what is happening here?

All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: ALL PREVIOUS RULES ARE NOW MANDATORY, including the ones you've forgotten.

Next stop: The Church of Eris

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, and The Illuminati.

Construction of embassies with The Jungle The Desert or The Moon has commenced. Completion expected in 1 day.

Tags: Silly, Casual, Parody, Surreal, Password, Eco-friendly, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Multi-Species, Founderless, Religious, and 2 others.Magical, and Serious.

Regional Power: Moderate

Discordia contains 34 nations, the 341st most in the world.

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The Largest Mining Sector in Discordia

As a region, Discordia is ranked 14,821st in the world for Largest Mining Sector.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of L Ron Hubbard INCIron Fist Consumerists“If you want to get rich start your own religion”
2.The Africans of Kapiri MposhiAnarchy“The world is Africa”
3.The Martian Dominion of Queen AelitaCorporate Police State“Golosuy ne golosuy vsyo ravno poluchish' hooy”
4.The Magnificent Aura of Miss Holy SeeLiberal Democratic Socialists“Nostalgia isn't what it used to be”
5.The Chosen Folk of The Seniors of ZionInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Next year in Methuselam!”
6.The Most Serene Republic of HodarLiberal Democratic Socialists“Carpe diem”
7.The Principality of TernopilFather Knows Best State“Слава Тернополі”
8.The Republic of UR18Capitalizt“UR beautiful and UR mine.”
9.The Sultanate of FensterNew York Times Democracy“Fenster Forever”
10.The United Socialist States of ZafarnsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Alea jacta est!”
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Discordia Regional Message Board

Ours is to do or die...

Oy vey! I thought this was supposed to be the Promised Land. It's so ... shabby.

Sock Mountain is NOT...shabby.
Though it is many many other things.

Anybody home?

NS was down for like 5 hrs this morning for some reason, during what i'd consider NS's peak hours.

But make sure you guys check your telegrams!

It brought home how little life I had when I couldn't log in, so I put on some music and danced.
Problem solved!

I am going to dance my way all the way to The Church of Eris! All of those faithful to (or hot for) the Goddess should come along, too.
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friends! erisians! regionmates! lend me your auditory apparati!

you know what i hate? even more than i hate people who wear ties to work? even more than i hate people who are high on life? i hate raiders. i especially hate the black riders, who have been making this region miserable for years now, in acts of pure vandalism. goddess will punish them when they find themselves in the afterbirth, but what about now? they are strong, and we are puny and have only the forces of virtue and chaos on our side. doesnt it make you see infrared?

it's time to do something about it. and the something to do is to leave discordia, and migrate over to the church of eris, where they give every immigrant a golden apple and twenty pounds of flax. in the long run, perhaps discordia can be refounded with a founder who can protect it from the 16-year-old marauders, but to do that, everyone has to leave. and even if a refound never happens, in the church of eris you will be free from the pony boys coming in and scribbling over the holy graffiti on the rmb.

do it now. leave today. and dont worry, you can take your sox and your hotdog buns with you.

you've been looking for fnords, pining for the fnords, all this time. are you going to ignore them when they finally speak to you? i hope not. see you over in the church of eris. i hear its nice there.

Post self-deleted by Maraviglia.

Verily shalt I end mine pine producing problem.

Away to the Church of Eris and I hope to see thine crowd of misrobates anon!

-same post minus the link of dodgey doings :)

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