Discordia RMB

WA Delegate: The Empire of CLU (elected 11 days ago)

World Factbook Entry

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Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.

All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

Next stop: The Church of Eris

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, and The Illuminati.

Tags: Silly, Casual, Parody, Surreal, Password, Eco-friendly, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Multi-Species, Founderless, Religious, and 2 others.Magical, and Serious.

Regional Power: High

Discordia contains 27 nations, the 414th most in the world.


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The Best Weather in Discordia

The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 11,125th in the world for Best Weather.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Carefree Playland of GodnixiaWA MemberLeft-Leaning College State“Let's go for a ride!”
2.The Federation of Black CoptersWA MemberLeft-wing Utopia“No, really, it was just a flock of migrating birds”
3.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
4.The United Kingdom of XylondiaLeft-wing Utopia“Be young, be free!”
5.The Republic of 13Iron Fist Consumerists“XIII”
6.The Fiefdom of Rocking horseInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Even peace may be purchased at too high a price”
7.The United Socialist States of ZafarnsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Alea jacta est!”
8.The Most Serene Republic of IstandalScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Remember the titans”
9.The Holy Empire of JokeryDemocratic Socialists“We rule!”
10.The Most Serene Republic of UnderriaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Mens sana in corpore sano”
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Regional Happenings


Discordia Regional Message Board

If the tea service has been dropped, who will pick up the tea ball? More importantly, who will serve us tea?

Not I. Been there; done that.

This is a Public Service Announcement from the Seniors of Zion. Some people believe that our Leader, Shlomo Rothschild, is actually the Messiah. Perhaps you should consider the possibility as well.

Blessings are available for a limited time at half price!

Could I get a half a blessing at full price?

....zzzzz.... <fnort> .... where's the cheese? Is it Friday yet?

The cheese is in the refrigerator in a plastic container labeled "vegan bacon bits" next to the glass 1 liter bottle labeled "urine sample, drink me". Friday is a state of mind.

So sorry, I must be going. Don't take any wooden sheqels.

What's next? I haven't a CLU.

Why would you want one?

Because if you have 4 of them you have a CLU by 4.

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