Discordia RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Discordian Prophet of Little Chaos

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Largest Black Market: 310th Highest Drug Use: 829th Most Devout: 1,067th+14
Highest Crime Rates: 1,073rd Best Weather: 1,104th Nudest: 1,109th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,304th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,344th Highest Economic Output: 1,514th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,606th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,753rd Largest Mining Sector: 1,815th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,841st Longest Average Lifespans: 1,913th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,974th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,010th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,053rd
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.
All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

LinkPrincipia Discordia

Friends of The Church of Eris


Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, and Glass Gallows.

Tags: Small, Silly, Casual, Surreal, Eco-friendly, Snarky, Multi-Species, Religious, and Magical.

Regional Power: Moderate

Discordia contains 10 nations, the 2,194th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Ignorant Citizens in Discordia

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, Discordia is ranked 5,355th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of L Ron Hubbard INCIron Fist Consumerists“If you want to get rich start your own religion”
2.The Evil Empire of Vader Knows Best 16Authoritarian Democracy“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
3.The Discordian Prophet of Little ChaosCivil Rights Lovefest“Hail Discordia!”
4.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
5.The Pants Free Land of MaravigliaLeft-wing Utopia“Pants. Highly over-rated.”
6.The Rogue Nation of The Freeport IslandsCivil Rights Lovefest“I saw it first!”
7.The Infinite Center of The HypercubeLeft-Leaning College State“It's only a matter of TIME...”
8.The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of RavenhurstiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Serenity in Chaos, Insanity Relative, Hail Eris! ”
9.The Hidden Agenda of FnordLeft-Leaning College State“If you don't see the fnord, it can't eat you”
10.The Empire of CLUCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”

Regional Happenings

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Discordia Regional Message Board

Praise Eris! By the beautiful Goddess of Chaos I declare this region free to all the fnord children of Discordia!

302 days ago: Embassy closed with New roman republic.
340 days ago: The Empire of CLU removed as WA Delegate (reign: 71 days).
1 year 40 days ago: Embassy opened with New roman republic.
1 year 47 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate.
1 year 47 days ago: Black copters removed as WA Delegate (reign: 83 days).
1 year 131 days ago: Black copters elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 61 days).
1 year 185 days ago: Embassy closed with The jungle the desert or the moon.
1 year 192 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Godnixia's reign after 192 days).
2 years 2 days ago: Embassy opened with The jungle the desert or the moon.
2 years 12 days ago: Embassy opened with The Illuminati.
2 years 16 days ago: Embassy opened with Firefly.
2 years 17 days ago: Embassy opened with The Church of Eris.
2 years 17 days ago: Embassy closed with The black riders.
2 years 20 days ago: Godnixia elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 3 days).
2 years 21 days ago: Embassy closed with Firefly.
2 years 21 days ago: Embassy closed with The Church of Eris.
2 years 21 days ago: Embassy opened with The black riders.
2 years 24 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Super yoko's reign).
2 years 24 days ago: Super yoko elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 28 days).
2 years 53 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Kalexiq's reign).
2 years 54 days ago: Kalexiq elected WA Delegate (ending Godnixia's reign after 47 days).
2 years 90 days ago: Embassy closed with The dutch super kommandos.
2 years 93 days ago: Embassy opened with The Church of Eris.
2 years 94 days ago: Embassy opened with Firefly.
2 years 100 days ago: Embassy closed with Firefly.
2 years 100 days ago: Embassy closed with The Church of Eris.
2 years 100 days ago: Embassy opened with The dutch super kommandos.
2 years 101 days ago: Godnixia elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 1 day).
2 years 103 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Ziz's reign).
2 years 103 days ago: Ziz elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 33 days).
2 years 137 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Destro sladon's reign).
2 years 137 days ago: Destro sladon elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 24 days).
2 years 162 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Black copters's reign).
2 years 162 days ago: Black copters elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 1 day).
2 years 164 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Qeguso's reign).
2 years 164 days ago: Qeguso elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 228 days).
2 years 191 days ago: Embassy opened with The Church of Eris.
3 years 28 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Death turtle's reign).
3 years 29 days ago: Death turtle elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 16 days).
3 years 45 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Animefangirl's reign).
3 years 45 days ago: Animefangirl elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 38 days).
3 years 83 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Arys oakheart's reign).
3 years 84 days ago: Arys oakheart elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 2 days).
3 years 86 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Pizzaro's reign).
3 years 86 days ago: Pizzaro elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 7 days).
3 years 93 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Hitlersmustache's reign).
3 years 94 days ago: Hitlersmustache elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 27 days).
3 years 110 days ago: Embassy closed with Planet X.
3 years 121 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending The Steady Aim of The Black Defender's reign).
3 years 122 days ago: The Steady Aim of The Black Defender elected WA Delegate (ending Woodlane's reign).
3 years 122 days ago: Woodlane elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 51 days).
3 years 174 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Stenochlaena's reign).
3 years 174 days ago: Stenochlaena elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 74 days).
3 years 248 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Blabberin scoundrels's reign).
3 years 249 days ago: Blabberin scoundrels elected WA Delegate (ending The Nicest Nation of Stujenske's reign after 3 days).
3 years 252 days ago: The Nicest Nation of Stujenske elected WA Delegate (ending Godnixia's reign after 4 days).
3 years 256 days ago: Godnixia elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 150 days).
3 years 362 days ago: Embassy opened with Planet X.
4 years 42 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Erisan dope fiends's reign after 51 days).
4 years 91 days ago: Embassy closed with The Black Hawks.
4 years 93 days ago: Erisan dope fiends elected WA Delegate (ending Notso lotso hotso's reign after 1 day).
4 years 95 days ago: Embassy opened with The Black Hawks.
4 years 95 days ago: Notso lotso hotso elected WA Delegate (ending Erisan dope fiends's reign after 2 days).
4 years 98 days ago: Erisan dope fiends elected WA Delegate (ending Rawr's reign).
4 years 98 days ago: Rawr elected WA Delegate (ending Erisan dope fiends's reign after 42 days).
4 years 140 days ago: Erisan dope fiends elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 107 days).
4 years 243 days ago: Embassy closed with The Black Hawks.
4 years 244 days ago: Embassy opened with Firefly.
4 years 247 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Astercat's reign after 6 days).
4 years 251 days ago: Embassy opened with The Black Hawks.
4 years 251 days ago: Embassy closed with Firefly.
4 years 254 days ago: Astercat elected WA Delegate (ending Mountusha's reign).
4 years 254 days ago: Mountusha elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 212 days).
5 years 27 days ago: Embassy opened with Firefly.
5 years 102 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Frothy violations's reign after 2 days).
5 years 104 days ago: Frothy violations elected WA Delegate (ending The Dominion of Discordia Magna's reign after 61 days).
5 years 165 days ago: The Dominion of Discordia Magna elected WA Delegate (ending Improving wordiness's reign).
5 years 166 days ago: Improving wordiness elected WA Delegate (ending The Dominion of Discordia Magna's reign after 142 days).
5 years 308 days ago: The Dominion of Discordia Magna elected WA Delegate.
5 years 341 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate (ending Walabamba's reign).
5 years 342 days ago: Walabamba elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 32 days).
6 years 9 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate.
6 years 77 days ago: Discordials elected WA Delegate (ending Garturkistan's reign after 2 days).
6 years 79 days ago: Garturkistan elected WA Delegate (ending Discordials's reign after 1 day).
6 years 81 days ago: Discordials elected WA Delegate (ending Bladderstone's reign after 1 day).
6 years 82 days ago: Bladderstone elected WA Delegate (ending Discordials's reign after 20 days).
6 years 102 days ago: Discordials elected WA Delegate (ending Gwizel's reign).
6 years 103 days ago: Gwizel elected WA Delegate (ending Discordials's reign after 4 days).
6 years 108 days ago: Discordials elected WA Delegate (ending Garturkistan's reign after 30 days).
6 years 138 days ago: Garturkistan elected WA Delegate.
6 years 203 days ago: Discordials elected WA Delegate (ending The Empire of CLU's reign after 24 days).
6 years 227 days ago: The Empire of CLU elected WA Delegate.
Longest Serving WA Delegate
The Empire of CLU: 328 days.

Maraviglia

Hail Eris, the refounding has occurred.

Little Chaos

Home again home again, jiggity jig.

Mad Hatter

HAIL ERIS HAIL ERIS HAIL ERIS HAIL ERIS HAIL ERIS
I emerge from the pipe like Mario, but HOW DOES HE STAY SO CLEAN???
What's your favorite letter: F, N, or D???

Maraviglia

Oooooooh.... I don't get it.

lol, look at it again. :P

Speaking of Mario, any chance anyone wants to bring in their WA status? Maybe we can get a delegate again, I'm sure CLU will be back soon as he logs on.

Also I think I dossiered the full list of former Discordian residents, I'm going to send out some telegrams, see if can bring in more of our wandering brethren. Or possible spam a bunch of random people I dossiered year ago for whatever reason.

No I meant my favorite letter is 'O' as the only vowel in 'fnord' :P

I have no WA for 3 months as mandated by the Mgt.

I think that it was 400 days from the purge to the refounding, the Law of 5s is indeed never wrong.

Little Chaos

NEVER, unless it is in which case it's user error, ALWAYS

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