Discordia RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of Ravenhurstia (elected )

Founder: The Discordian Prophet of Little Chaos

BoardActivity History Admin Rank

Largest Black Market: 352nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 746th Highest Economic Output: 933rd+16
Best Weather: 1,074th Nudest: 1,145th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,208th Highest Drug Use: 1,208th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,254th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,308th Most Devout: 1,339th Most Rebellious Youth: 1,360th Largest Populations: 1,484th Smartest Citizens: 1,513th Most Nations: 1,577th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,634th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,742nd Highest Crime Rates: 1,776th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,911th Longest Average Lifespans: 2,047th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.
All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

LinkPrincipia Discordia

Friends of The Church of Eris

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, and Glass Gallows.

Tags: Silly, Casual, Surreal, Eco-friendly, Snarky, Medium, Multi-Species, Religious, and Magical.

Regional Power: Moderate

Discordia contains 12 nations, the 1,577th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Agricultural Sector in Discordia

World Census bean-counters on horseback guided herds of cattle to slaughter in order to determine which nations have the largest agricultural sectors.

As a region, Discordia is ranked 746th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of CLUCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
2.The Rogue Nation of The Freeport IslandsCivil Rights Lovefest“[...]we daren't go a hunting, for fear of little men.”
3.The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu and DiscordiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Hail Eris. All Hail Discordia”
4.The Discordian Prophet of Little ChaosCivil Rights Lovefest“Hail Discordia!”
5.The Evil Empire of Vader Knows Best 16Authoritarian Democracy“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
6.The Quite Relaxed 'n Fun Area of RavenhurstiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Serenity in Chaos, Insanity Relative, Hail Eris! ”
7.The Republic of France EFather Knows Best State“;'';;'”
8.The Mad Discordian Tea Party of Mad HatterLiberal Democratic Socialists“Chaos is a friend of mine.”
9.The Holy Empire of L Ron Hubbard INCIron Fist Consumerists“If you want to get rich start your own religion”
10.The Infinite Center of The HypercubeLeft-Leaning College State“It's only a matter of TIME...”

Regional Happenings


Discordia Regional Message Board


...I see them O.o

I have an announcement to make. That is all.

Little Chaos

Well said.

I meant to say words. Well, after I said letters. You get what I mean. FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD FNORD. Whoah, the NOT-WORD fnord has five letters.

Sooo, yeah, someone "cough, CLU, cough" apparently endorsed me, so now me is delegate, and delegate is me...

THEREFORE, nothing happens, business as usual, unsure why i have this job, but i shall gloriously fawn over the title (for a while), does anyone want me to actually DO something with this?

Little Chaos

you should buy everyone in the region a hot dog in appreciation of our support

Little Chaos

Indeed, hotdogs all around, that's actually a requirement of the Delegate. Your also in charge of doing everything ever that ever could happen for the region, and possible fnord.


I fnord one would love a blessed doggy for my karmic efforts on your behalf.

I arrived in Detroit once at 3am by Greyhound, and got picked up by a fake taxi, which drove me into the derelict suburbs, and extorted $60 from me to take me to my final destination. After I paid up and got myself out of there, I found myself on W Fort St at 4am, where i found a late night diner full of cops. I ate the second best hotdog of my life in there.

the Alliance of Stalinist States wants to open up an embassy. they sound really Eristic, dontcha think?

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