Discordia RMB

WA Delegate: The Empire of CLU (elected 18 days ago)

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LinkPrincipia Discordia

Welcome to Discordia. Everything not forbidden is required. You're on your own; may the fnord be with you.

All member nations must select a Japanese girl between the age of 4^2-(6/2) [or locally recognized age of maturity] and (5^2) as secretary of state or most similar position. Secretaries of state or most similar position are prohibited from wearing anything other than bikinis and/or hot dog buns. Buns are optional on Friday.

How much wood could a woodchuck upchuck if a woodchuck named Chuck ate a hot dog on Friday?

NEW RULE: Forget the rules.

Next stop: The Church of Eris

Thank you, and have a nice day.

Warning! Biohazard

Infection Rate: 100.0% (39.94 billion infected, 3 million survivors)

Cure Status: Research begun

Infection Status: 60.7 Catastrophic

Embassies: The Church of Eris, Firefly, and The Illuminati.

Tags: Silly, Casual, Parody, Surreal, Password, Eco-friendly, Featured, Snarky, Medium, Multi-Species, Founderless, Religious, and 2 others.Magical, and Serious.

Regional Power: High

Discordia contains 27 nations, the 427th most in the world.


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Today's World Census Report

The Largest Manufacturing Sector in Discordia

As a region, Discordia is ranked 13,415th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of L Ron Hubbard INCIron Fist Consumerists“If you want to get rich start your own religion”
2.The Africans of Kapiri MposhiCapitalizt“The world is Africa”
3.The Martian Dominion of Queen AelitaCorporate Police State“Golosuy ne golosuy vsyo ravno poluchish' hooy”
4.The Empire of CLUWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?”
5.The Republic of UR18Capitalizt“UR beautiful and UR mine.”
6.The United States of GartTyranny by Majority“The vigilant will survive.”
7.The Most Serene Republic of HodarLiberal Democratic Socialists“Carpe diem”
8.The Republic of TorkiaLeft-Leaning College State“To be or not to be.”
9.The Confederacy of NaafInoffensive Centrist Democracy“So we evolve”
10.The Sultanate of JhazAuthoritarian Democracy“In sole radiant”
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Could I get a half a blessing at full price?

....zzzzz.... <fnort> .... where's the cheese? Is it Friday yet?

The cheese is in the refrigerator in a plastic container labeled "vegan bacon bits" next to the glass 1 liter bottle labeled "urine sample, drink me". Friday is a state of mind.

So sorry, I must be going. Don't take any wooden sheqels.

What's next? I haven't a CLU.

Why would you want one?

Because if you have 4 of them you have a CLU by 4.

The annual zombie thing starts in less than two days. Would there be any objections if I started to export zombies?

I don't mind if you export. I might join you in exporting if people don't mind.

Your Brains

Cool. What do you think of the name Special Homeland Infestation Teams Helping Export Ambulatory Dead Suckers.

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