The WorldWorld Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
2.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
3.The Ongoing State of AbsentiaNew York Times Democracy“We Are A Bush. Move Along.”
4.The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMARCorporate Police State“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”
5.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“God was a dream of good government.”
6.The Empire of TreznorCivil Rights Lovefest“Recruiting Spammers get reported to the game mods.”
7.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
8.The Republic of SunsetCivil Rights Lovefest“Jōki no Subete no Jiyū”
9.The Pacific Imperium of AleisyrDemocratic Socialists“Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!”
10.The Incorporated States of UniserveIron Fist Consumerists“Our upstream provider did it!”
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by Max Barry

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