The WorldWorld Census

The Highest Drug Use in the World

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Constitutional Monarchy of ToyanesiaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Cooperation over Competition”
2.The Allied States of Humane ChinchillasAnarchy“[indecipherable]”
3.The Rogue Nation of OkhairithLeft-Leaning College State“What would Mr. Welch do?”
4.The Kingdom of YoolAnarchy“IErt”
5.The Anarchic Failed State of New ZaltaCapitalizt“There is no State. We like it that way.”
6.The Confederacy of Neo-CommunistsAnarchy“We're so f*cking high right now, dude”
7.The Desolation of The Haunted WoodsLeft-Leaning College State“Don't Get Lost”
8.The Hippie Homeland of IllfatedCivil Rights Lovefest“Come for the Tabby Cats, Stay for the Tabby Cats”
9.The Free Land of Bristol Pizza CrewCivil Rights Lovefest“No slices left.”
10.The Chaotic Prairie of TurmultiCapitalizt“Order? Sure, I'll have a burger and fries.”
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by Max Barry

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