Confederation of Independent States RMB

WA Delegate: The Democratic Republic of Syrillia (elected 71 days ago)

Founder: The Arktocracy of HylasiaThe Arktocracy of Hylasia

World Factbook Entry

Council of Truth and Liberty
High Chancellor - The Democratic Republic of SyrilliaThe Democratic Republic of Syrillia
Minister of Information - The Arktocracy of HylasiaThe Arktocracy of Hylasia
Lord of Chaos and Anarchy - The City-State of JaxandriaThe City-State of Jaxandria
Chief Conspirator - Torder
Harbinger of Doom-like Inconveniences - The City State of Ankh MorporkaThe City State of Ankh Morporka
Voice of the Opposition - The Utopia of The FocoThe Utopia of The Foco
Viceroy of Vaulting - Vargaslavia

Embassies: The Island of Jaxandria and Free State Alliance.

Tags: Silly and Minuscule.

Confederation of Independent States contains 6 nations, the 2,925th most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Extreme in Confederation of Independent States

The World Census developed the following ranking based on a rather vague survey of nations to uncover 'odd or fundamentalist social, economic, or political systems'.

As a region, Confederation of Independent States is ranked 6,628th in the world for Most Extreme.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The City State of Ankh MorporkaWA MemberBenevolent Dictatorship“Quanti canicula ille in fenestra”
2.The Utopia of The FocoWA MemberLeft-wing Utopia“All that is solid will melt into air”
3.The City-State of JaxandriaCivil Rights Lovefest“Often Wrong, Yet Never In Doubt”
4.The Democratic Republic of SyrilliaWA MemberCivil Rights Lovefest“Ex dolore prosperum”
5.The Arktocracy of HylasiaWA MemberInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Screw you, I'm a bear!”

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Confederation of Independent States Regional Message Board

I used to say "Fight Fire With Fire", and that is why I keep burning houses down.

Canadian's have prisons, what crimes do they commit, "having a guilty thought"?

Disclaimer: No offence is intended by any of my Canadian slurs, I am equally stereotypical about all nationalities here are a few examples

Q: How many French soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five! - One to sit on his butt and watch and do nothing. - The second to turn tail and run. - The third to roll over. - The forth to surrender to the light bulb and snitch out occupied sconces. - And the fifth to pick up a phone and cry to the United States.

Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10, 1 to hold the light bulb, the other nine to drink until the room spins.

Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

Q: How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to tell everyone listening that the US of A make the best goddamn light bulbs in the whole world.

Q: How many Chinese government workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's an official secret.

How is everything, my friends!

Man, muesli looks like horse feed. Which I suppose makes sense because it's a British import of a German food.

Do not mock the inventors of the greatest breakfast
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0pzwKzvSMbo/TCRbOtglDzI/AAAAAAAABIo/uK0joaDehtk/s1600/english-breakfast-blackpudding.jpg

Those dark cylinder things could either be blood sausage (just a guess) or canned cranberries that we might have around Thanksgiving
http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/1x8400391/slices_of_canned_cranberry_sauce_on_a_platter_679055.jpg

Either way I want no part of it!

THIS is the best breakfast ever!
http://rollingout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Breakfast_spread_medium.jpg

Notice that we've sacrificed your English breakfast baked beans and various nonsensical mystery meats in exchange for good flavors! (or should I say "flavours"???) Though I will say, I do want to visit the UK some day and I'll give your mushroom-potato-meat/chunk casserole a try. You conquered the world at one point so you must be doing something right over there!

They conquered the world to get some good food. My theory is that the better your food is, the less of the world you want to take over.

Great conquerors:
English
Germans
Romans
Mongols

Laughable Conquerors:
Italians
Mexicans
Chinese
Indians

Now the trouble with England is all our restaurants want to be American which is great but they're really bad at it, restaurants serving traditional English meals are very hard to find.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/01/Toad_in_the_hole.jpg
Try this and tell me we don't have good flavours

And yes its blood sausage but we call it Black pudding, that sounds very patronising but I can't be bothered to change it.

Also I agree with Hylasia

I'd rather eat English food than medieval Mongolian food, but that's because I can't think of much worse than horse sweat yogurt with blood (and I'm leaving the gross part out of that meal).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWynJkN5HbQ

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