Celtic warrior RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Weapons Dealers of Selenaqui (elected 185 days ago)

Founder: The Contrary clowns of THE KANGAROO

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Anyone and everyone welcome


Do NOT eat chicken sushi under any circumstances unless you are drunk and doing it for a bet.

If you think your going insane and it's messing with your brain, don't tell me tell a friggin doctor


Embassies: Cymru, Peaceian, Leninist Russia, World Alliance, Freedom and Justice Alliance, United Empire of Islam, The Worlds Stronghold, The Illuminati, THE ANNOYED CAT, and Irelands Army.

Tags: Small, Democratic, Anti-Fascist, Capitalist, Silly, Communist, Defender, Industrial, Free Trade, Mercenary, Imperialist, and Anti-Capitalist.

Regional Power: Moderate

Celtic warrior contains 8 nations, the 1,604th most in the world.


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The Largest Insurance Industry in Celtic warrior

As a region, Celtic warrior is ranked 1,317th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Contrary clowns of THE KANGAROOIron Fist Consumerists“HO HO NO!”
2.The Empire of Platypus Security FarcesBenevolent Dictatorship“SPAAAAAAAAAM!”
3.The Rogue Nation of The Annoyed CatCorrupt Dictatorship“spam seller extrodinaire”
4.The Allied Territories of GwaihirCorrupt Dictatorship“ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎”
5.The Weapons Dealers of SelenaquiWA MemberIron Fist Consumerists“You don't need courage when you've got a gun!”
6.The Friendly Wolves of AylandlandFather Knows Best State“Come ahead if you think your hardenuff”
7.The Popular Republic of GrigiaWA MemberFather Knows Best State“Older Lover”
8.The Apocalyptic doggies of AylandlandfiveDemocratic Socialists“zombies rule you just drool”

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Freiheit für Schottland! Back to english: how do I make zombies and throw cure missiles to you all?

The Popular Republic of Grigia wrote:Freiheit für Schottland! Back to english: how do I make zombies and throw cure missiles to you all?

That ended with Halloween.

then i missed the opportunity to spread the health. ;)


On behalf of Irelands Army, I thank you for accepting our request for an embassy to be established between out two regions.

Your welcome.


[b]<<<<<<<MOST WANTED!>>>>>>
A reward of 10 tonnes of coal is being offered to the person,
AI,marsupial, zombie or any other creature living or not who
captures the most notorious international criminal in all time. Said person
uses a number of aliases. Santa Claus,St. Nick, Chris Cringle are just a few.

Description: of averadge height. fat, jolly, red cheeked,bearded,white haired,
last seen wearing red trousers and matching red jacket.
Although not known to be dangerous himself he is always accompanied by his partners
in crime,8 supersonic reindeer and several 'little helpers'.

Breaking and entering,loitering with intent. loitering without tent,criminal trespass.
drunk driving and drunk flying(not proven but very good circumstansual evidence to wit a
large amount of empty sherry glasses found on scene.)
Crossing International borders without due authorization, having no valid driving licence anywhere
having no valid pilots licence anywhere.

Modus Operandi:
Lands sled on rooftops and climbs down chimney.
Leaves presents under a tree.
Fills stockings with a wide variety of small objests/fruit.
Drinks any glass of sherry (allegedly).
Eats any pies near glass of sherry (again allegedly)

If you see this criminal please contact Northern pole constabulary
and ask for Detective Grinch.[b]

A Mr. Rudolph has asked us to point out that he is not one of Santa's reindeer although he once worked for a Mrs Claws.
Furthermore he has never been convicted of flying whilst under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
Mrs Claws confirmed that Mr Rudolph got his red nose whilst saving her from an attack.
Her statement follows.
'Rudolph was on my local hair salon when I was attacked by an angry mob who started firing silver bullets at me. Rudolph who had parked up outside came to my rescue and head-butted them out of the way. He then protected me whilst I ran to the sled and as we were taking off he blocked a silver tipped arrow intended for me. Unfortunatly said arrow hit poor Rudolph on the nose resulting in him having a red nose to this day. He is a hero and I will bite anyone who says otherwise.'

Justice at last.
From Monday's Daily Star.
Santa has been hit with a fine for parking his sled on zigzag lines whilst attending a round table event.
Ho-Ho now you fat freak!

ps: is it just me or does anyone else really hate Xmas?
pps: I have always hated it. Even when I was a bairn I couldnt be bothered with the whole idea. My answer when my mum or dad asked me what I would like for christmas was always I do not want anything. Mind you I was exactly same on my birthdays I DONT WANT ANYTHING! Used to drive my parents and siblings crazy that :>)
ppps: I still got presents though. Would wait days to bother opening them. And before you say what a miseryguts, I did still give family and friends presents. Quite often something they actually could use/play with.

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