The WorldWorld Census

The Highest Economic Output in the World

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC EredivisieCorporate Police State“Worldrankings: First and last.”
2.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
3.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelIron Fist Consumerists“Get Outa Here!!”
4.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
5.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesAnarchy“What goes around, comes around.”
6.The Empire of Little FlowersBenevolent Dictatorship“Roses have thorns!”
7.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
8.The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMARCorporate Police State“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”
9.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCorporate Police State“I came, I saw, I conquered.”
10.The Soul-Crushing Factories of WulfhelmCorporate Police State“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”
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by Max Barry

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