Beeker Island RMB

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Founder: The Insane Cult Following of STALKER of B E E K E R

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Welcome to Beeker Island!!! Here Linkwe worship and serve our dearest MASTER and LORD B e e k e r!! LinkHe is both from the future and invented the toaster oven! He kicked Hitler in the balls, invented Asia, and banged Eva Braun.

God said LinkMEEP, and there was light.

As LinkBeeker created reality, Linkhe went back in time to the future to be born in 1603 in a log cabin that orbits the moon. From an early age Linkhe showed major skill at both MEEPING and MUPPETING. Before turning 5 Linkhe managed to eat his other 4 siblings. At the age of 12 Linkhe is rumored to have beaten up Chuck Norris. LinkBeeker is also Linkfather of both Barack Obama & Michelle Obama.

Sponsored by the Church of B e e k e r I S M

Embassies: Purgatory, Louisiana Alliance x Alliance Louisiane, The Darwin Allied Republics, Bettie Page vs Jayne Mansfield Catfight, The Luxan Empire, The Illuminati, Brightport, Crime Infested Region of South Detroit, and Gothenholm.

The embassy with The Darwin Allied Republics is being withdrawn. Closure expected in 2 days 10 hours.

Tags: Small, Featured, Snarky, Cyberpunk, Anarchist, Religious, and Magical.

Beeker Island contains 8 nations, the 1,737th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Beeker Island

As a region, Beeker Island is ranked 4,827th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

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1.The Insane Cult Following of STALKER of B E E K E RIron Fist Consumerists“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”
2.The Hail Muppet Hail of HAIL BEEKERFather Knows Best State“All Hail Beeker!!! Our Lord and Savior!!!”
3.The Drooling Lovers of Beeker LegionTyranny by Majority“We are Muppet, We are Legion, Expect US!!”
4.The Republic of FiboobleWA MemberDemocratic Socialists“Morons”
5.The People's Republic of KremlinstanPsychotic Dictatorship“For the Kremlin!”
6.The Insane Sultanate Overlord of Beeker Stalker ArmyCapitalist Paradise“We will Muppet for BEEKER!!! WE WILL MUPPET ALL!!”
7.The Cult Follower of Beeker Foot SuckerCorrupt Dictatorship“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”
8.The Nomadic Peoples of I Love You BeekerRight-wing Utopia“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”

Regional Happenings


Beeker Island Regional Message Board

Improving wordiness

2 years ago

Happy Featured Beeker day!

Congrats on being featured, Beeker.

International socialists

1 year 72 days ago

Congrats on being featured have a giant cookie to celebrate (::)

The international space station

1 year 72 days ago

Day 4 of our mission to visit featured nations. Peace to all nations on our beautiful Earth!

Featured Again!? I take this as a clear endorsement of Beekersim from Max Berry himself! All hail the true muppet god, and may he strike down all non-believers with his meeping meep!!

First poll records:

Thou accepted Beeker into your heart upon realizing...?

Beeker created reality, then went back in time to the future to be born in 1603 in a log cabin that orbits the Moon!: 1 Kopje Koffie.

Beeker's major skills in both MEEPING and MUPPETING!: 0

Cause he invented the color blue and is rumored to have beaten up Chuck Norris!: 2 The United Motherland and The Stalker.

At the age of 22 he married his first love Susan the ostrich who gave birth to Ostrich Boy Joey the pink kangaroo of planet Zuul: 1 North Urea.

That both Scooby Doo and Tom Cruise said Beeker was there biggest hero and idol.: 0

B E E K E R is the father of both Barack Obama and Michelle Obama.: 1 Horsesass.

Beeker is in fact 1204 years old, and has lived even longer. He can speak over 17 languages and is the mother of Genghis Khan.: 0

Cause Beeker introduced the Beatles to each other and wrote the US Constitution.: 0

For Tricking the world into believing Australia and Kangaroos are real, even though they don't really exist.: 0

Cause In 2045 Beeker got the 7th planet from the sun re-named Uranus because he thought it was funny.: 0

Cause Jesus, Muhammad, and Moses personally told you, B E E K E R is the true savoir, and their biggest inspiration.: 0

All of the Above. MEEP!: 5 STALKER of B E E K E R, Black cats luck, Cantalupo, The repulic of awesome, and Tlik.

Way to go! You're featured again!


Congratulations on being featured! I see on the RMB that you have been featured some times before, looks like the gods of RNG is by your side once more! Anyone want some cake? *Sets out cake*


ZOMG, featured a THIRD time?? Max must really love muppets almost as much as me!! :D

Welcome welcome, one and all. We are the muppets of NS, true hardcore face punching taco eating troublemakers.

Thanks for the Cake! Your life will be spared when we take over Earth.

It has been fun here and thank you for sparing my life but i have to move on now bye :)

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