WA Delegate: None.
Today's World Census Report
The Least Corrupt Governments in Beeker Island
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
As a region, Beeker Island is ranked 10,878th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
|1.||The Insane Rioting Muppets of Saint Stalker of Beeker||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“OH MUPPET ME YOU BIG MUPPET MAN YOU!!”|
|2.||The Cult Follower of Beeker Foot Sucker||Corrupt Dictatorship||“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”|
|3.||The Insane Muppet Licker of Beeker Stalker||Compulsory Consumerist State||“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”|
|4.||The Hail Muppet Hail of HAIL BEEKER||Father Knows Best State||“All Hail Beeker!!! Our Lord and Savior!!!”|
|5.||The Insane Cult Following of STALKER of B E E K E R||Iron Fist Consumerists||“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”|
- 32 days ago: The Catfight Referee of Boodonia of the region Bettie Page vs Jayne Mansfield Catfight cancelled the closure of its embassy in Beeker Island.
- 33 days ago: The Fujiwara no Kaguya of Vandoosa Siebzehn of the region Bettie Page vs Jayne Mansfield Catfight ordered the closure of its embassy in Beeker Island.
- 47 days ago: The Insane Rioting Muppets of Saint Stalker of Beeker arrived from The East Pacific.
- 47 days ago: The Hail Muppet Hail of HAIL BEEKER arrived from The Pacific.
- 47 days ago: The Insane Muppet Licker of Beeker Stalker arrived from Balder.
- 47 days ago: The Cult Follower of Beeker Foot Sucker arrived from The Rejected Realms.
- 51 days ago: Embassy cancelled between The united empire of corruption and Beeker Island.
- 62 days ago: Beeker stalker army departed this region for Esquarium.
- 67 days ago: The Catfight Referee of Boodonia of the region Bettie Page vs Jayne Mansfield Catfight cancelled the closure of its embassy in Beeker Island.
- 67 days ago: The My Little Cimmerian of Evil Unicorn of the region Bettie Page vs Jayne Mansfield Catfight ordered the closure of its embassy in Beeker Island.
Beeker Island Regional Message Board
The Messiah The Stalker
Born a virgin Birth, his MOTHER, Mary Oprah Muppetington (M.O.M.), broke into, his father, B e e k e r's house one night and stole his sperm crusted tissue, and yay The Stalker was BORN.
So The Stalker came back from the alternate future to prevent the 2012 apocalypse, which he did your welcome. Made peace with Alien Angle race of Nibiru, who helped overt the on coming comic sent to destroy our planet, and b*tch slapped the anti-Christ and cut of his head as their can BE ONLY ONE, thus stopping the 2012 apocalypse.
Later he killed and ate his father Beeker as their can be only one. Someday Stalker may choose to rise his departed father from the grave, but for now he rest his eyes closed, as tradition wiTH all earthly gods, cut him up into little pieces to fed to his followers.
The Church of Beekersim
The Messiah The Stalker
Currently Deceased Father of Messiah B e e k e r
Nodin Demigod of History and the past
Freddland Demigod of Science and Logic
Big Jim P Demigod of The Gates of Hell and the River Styx
Pseudomonarchy Demonum Demigod of Immortality
Cynical Alcoholics Patron Saint of Delegates Past and rising from the dead
Evil Personz Patron Saint of Painting and Color
War-Salvaged Soldiers Patron Saint of Youth
Frank de Boer Patron Saint of Soccer and grassy fields
Shirakiin Patron Saint of Fine bodies and the feminine form.
Beekerites in Training
Future Fossil Birds
Overseer of Convergence
Snoopy the Beagle
Congratulations to the featured region!
Don't look underneath the island.
(This is uncanny. It will be some time before I dare mention muppets again.)
WELCOME soon to be followers of the rightious word of Beekerism to my humble abode here on Beeker Island. The best place on earth and the region I expect you will all move to if you haven't already done so.
PROUDLY standing as today's FEATURED region, I take this as a CLEAR official endorsement from Max Berry himself in support of the Church of Beekersim!! May my light flow throughout the lands into the hearts and minds of everyone. May my words be heard, and KNOWN as truth. MEWHAHAHAAHaaa and may everyone have a laugh as awesome as mine.
Beekerism will now become famous across the lands. Soon everyone will make blood sacrifices to me to win my favor. And I will SAY. BOW BEFORE me MORALs, for I am a GOD and you are but my subjects created for my amusement. You see this ma?? Isn't this a day to behold in true glory of the highest muppet order.
*stalker in a womanly voice* Very impressive deary i'm so proud of you. Look at Beeker Island now, Truly a deranged haven for alll your followers. This calls for a celebration!!! Let mama make you your favorite drink! The Stalker Bloody Mary, vodka and puppy blood.
Oh no no mama, we're DRINKin' RUM tonight!!! It's gona be a pirate party. Free rum to all one eyed people! And free eye removal for all two eyed people.
I'm collecting them in jars as a birthday present for my mama.
OH your so sweet deary I do love the taste of fresh eyeballs in the morning.
Your gona be my pirate mama tonight, it's a yo Hoe hoe and bottle of rum 15 jars of random people's heads.
SO good vistors and followers of Beekerism, MAKE yourself at home! Feel free to help yourself to strangled puppy stew, free eye removal, or one of our famous Stalker Bloody Marys. So good it will kill you. Probably, it's highly toxic for mortals.
Happy Featured Beeker day!
Congrats on being featured, Beeker.
Congrats on being featured have a giant cookie to celebrate (::)
Day 4 of our mission to visit featured nations. Peace to all nations on our beautiful Earth!
Featured Again!? I take this as a clear endorsement of Beekersim from Max Berry himself! All hail the true muppet god, and may he strike down all non-believers with his meeping meep!!
First poll records:
Thou accepted Beeker into your heart upon realizing...?
Beeker created reality, then went back in time to the future to be born in 1603 in a log cabin that orbits the Moon!: 1 Kopje Koffie.
Beeker's major skills in both MEEPING and MUPPETING!: 0
Cause he invented the color blue and is rumored to have beaten up Chuck Norris!: 2 The United Motherland and The Stalker.
At the age of 22 he married his first love Susan the ostrich who gave birth to Ostrich Boy Joey the pink kangaroo of planet Zuul: 1 North Urea.
That both Scooby Doo and Tom Cruise said Beeker was there biggest hero and idol.: 0
B E E K E R is the father of both Barack Obama and Michelle Obama.: 1 Horsesass.
Beeker is in fact 1204 years old, and has lived even longer. He can speak over 17 languages and is the mother of Genghis Khan.: 0
Cause Beeker introduced the Beatles to each other and wrote the US Constitution.: 0
For Tricking the world into believing Australia and Kangaroos are real, even though they don't really exist.: 0
Cause In 2045 Beeker got the 7th planet from the sun re-named Uranus because he thought it was funny.: 0
Cause Jesus, Muhammad, and Moses personally told you, B E E K E R is the true savoir, and their biggest inspiration.: 0
All of the Above. MEEP!: 5 STALKER of B E E K E R, Black cats luck, Cantalupo, The repulic of awesome, and Tlik.