WA Delegate: None.
Embassies: Purgatory, Louisiana Alliance x Alliance Louisiane, Bettie Page vs Jayne Mansfield Catfight, The Luxan Empire, The Illuminati, Brightport, Crime Infested Region of South Detroit, and Gothenholm.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Beeker Island
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
As a region, Beeker Island is ranked 7,223rd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
|1.||The Ear Loving Tongue of I Love You Beeker||Right-wing Utopia||“Let my Tongue be with you as you MEEP MEEP.”|
|2.||The Hail Muppet Hail of HAIL BEEKER||Father Knows Best State||“All Hail Beeker!!! Our Lord and Savior!!!”|
|3.||The Insane Sultanate Overlord of Beeker Stalker Army||Capitalist Paradise||“We will Muppet for BEEKER!!! WE WILL MUPPET ALL!!”|
|4.||The Insane Cult Following of STALKER of B E E K E R||Iron Fist Consumerists||“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”|
|5.||The Drooling Lovers of Beeker Legion||Tyranny by Majority||“We are Muppet, We are Legion, Expect US!!”|
|6.||The Insane Muppet Licker of Beeker Stalker||Compulsory Consumerist State||“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”|
|7.||The Cult Follower of Beeker Foot Sucker||Corrupt Dictatorship||“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”|
- 4 days ago: The Republic of Fibooble departed this region for Sanctum.
- 4 days ago: Kremlinstan ceased to exist.
- 8 days ago: Embassy cancelled between The Darwin Allied Republics and Beeker Island.
- 12 days ago: The Democratic Republic of Hubovnia of the region The Darwin Allied Republics ordered the closure of its embassy in Beeker Island.
- 14 days ago: The Libertarian Mothership of Turdistand of the region Bettie Page vs Jayne Mansfield Catfight cancelled the closure of its embassy in Beeker Island.
- 15 days ago: The Cimmerian Witch Militants of Yixuzen of the region Bettie Page vs Jayne Mansfield Catfight ordered the closure of its embassy in Beeker Island.
- 22 days ago: The Insane Muppet Licker of Beeker Stalker arrived from Osiris.
- 27 days ago: The Big Blue Warcow of Woonrocket of the region The Darwin Allied Republics cancelled the closure of its embassy in Beeker Island.
- 28 days ago: The Cimmerian Raider Mercs of Cejirus of the region The Darwin Allied Republics ordered the closure of its embassy in Beeker Island.
- 29 days ago: Embassy established between Crime Infested Region of South Detroit and Beeker Island.
Beeker Island Regional Message Board
Featured Again!? I take this as a clear endorsement of Beekersim from Max Berry himself! All hail the true muppet god, and may he strike down all non-believers with his meeping meep!!
First poll records:
Thou accepted Beeker into your heart upon realizing...?
Beeker created reality, then went back in time to the future to be born in 1603 in a log cabin that orbits the Moon!: 1 Kopje Koffie.
Beeker's major skills in both MEEPING and MUPPETING!: 0
Cause he invented the color blue and is rumored to have beaten up Chuck Norris!: 2 The United Motherland and The Stalker.
At the age of 22 he married his first love Susan the ostrich who gave birth to Ostrich Boy Joey the pink kangaroo of planet Zuul: 1 North Urea.
That both Scooby Doo and Tom Cruise said Beeker was there biggest hero and idol.: 0
B E E K E R is the father of both Barack Obama and Michelle Obama.: 1 Horsesass.
Beeker is in fact 1204 years old, and has lived even longer. He can speak over 17 languages and is the mother of Genghis Khan.: 0
Cause Beeker introduced the Beatles to each other and wrote the US Constitution.: 0
For Tricking the world into believing Australia and Kangaroos are real, even though they don't really exist.: 0
Cause In 2045 Beeker got the 7th planet from the sun re-named Uranus because he thought it was funny.: 0
Cause Jesus, Muhammad, and Moses personally told you, B E E K E R is the true savoir, and their biggest inspiration.: 0
All of the Above. MEEP!: 5 STALKER of B E E K E R, Black cats luck, Cantalupo, The repulic of awesome, and Tlik.
Congratulations on being featured! I see on the RMB that you have been featured some times before, looks like the gods of RNG is by your side once more! Anyone want some cake? *Sets out cake*
ZOMG, featured a THIRD time?? Max must really love muppets almost as much as me!! :D
Welcome welcome, one and all. We are the muppets of NS, true hardcore face punching taco eating troublemakers.
Thanks for the Cake! Your life will be spared when we take over Earth.