WA Delegate: None.
Beeker Island is home to a single nation.
Today's World Census Report
The Smartest Citizens in Beeker Island
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Beeker Island is ranked 18,622nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
|1.||The Insane Cult Following of STALKER of B E E K E R||Iron Fist Consumerists||“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”|
- : The Lieutenant's Kingdom of Clearhill of the region Brightport cancelled the closure of its embassy in Beeker Island.
- : The Lieutenant's Kingdom of Qaweritoyu of the region Brightport ordered the closure of its embassy in Beeker Island.
- : I love you beeker ceased to exist.
- : Beeker legion ceased to exist.
- : Beeker stalker army ceased to exist.
- : I love you beeker arrived from Lazarus.
- : Beeker stalker army arrived from Lazarus.
- : Beeker legion arrived from Osiris.
- : The Insane Cult Following of STALKER of B E E K E R started regional boosting for The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker.
- : The Principality of Defender Z of the region Bettie Page vs Jayne Mansfield Catfight cancelled the closure of its embassy in Beeker Island.
Beeker Island Regional Message Board
Congrats on being featured have a giant cookie to celebrate (::)
Beeker legion, Beeker Foot Sucker, Hail beeker, and I love you beeker
Day 4 of our mission to visit featured nations. Peace to all nations on our beautiful Earth!
Beeker legion, Beeker Foot Sucker, and Hail beeker
Featured Again!? I take this as a clear endorsement of Beekersim from Max Berry himself! All hail the true muppet god, and may he strike down all non-believers with his meeping meep!!
First poll records:
Thou accepted Beeker into your heart upon realizing...?
Beeker created reality, then went back in time to the future to be born in 1603 in a log cabin that orbits the Moon!: 1 Kopje Koffie.
Beeker's major skills in both MEEPING and MUPPETING!: 0
Cause he invented the color blue and is rumored to have beaten up Chuck Norris!: 2 The United Motherland and The Stalker.
At the age of 22 he married his first love Susan the ostrich who gave birth to Ostrich Boy Joey the pink kangaroo of planet Zuul: 1 North Urea.
That both Scooby Doo and Tom Cruise said Beeker was there biggest hero and idol.: 0
B E E K E R is the father of both Barack Obama and Michelle Obama.: 1 Horsesass.
Beeker is in fact 1204 years old, and has lived even longer. He can speak over 17 languages and is the mother of Genghis Khan.: 0
Cause Beeker introduced the Beatles to each other and wrote the US Constitution.: 0
For Tricking the world into believing Australia and Kangaroos are real, even though they don't really exist.: 0
Cause In 2045 Beeker got the 7th planet from the sun re-named Uranus because he thought it was funny.: 0
Cause Jesus, Muhammad, and Moses personally told you, B E E K E R is the true savoir, and their biggest inspiration.: 0
All of the Above. MEEP!: 5 STALKER of B E E K E R, Black cats luck, Cantalupo, The repulic of awesome, and Tlik.
Congratulations on being featured! I see on the RMB that you have been featured some times before, looks like the gods of RNG is by your side once more! Anyone want some cake? *Sets out cake*
ZOMG, featured a THIRD time?? Max must really love muppets almost as much as me!! :D
Welcome welcome, one and all. We are the muppets of NS, true hardcore face punching taco eating troublemakers.
Thanks for the Cake! Your life will be spared when we take over Earth.