Beeker Island RMB

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Founder: The Insane Cult Following of STALKER of B E E K E R

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Welcome to Beeker Island!!! Here Linkwe worship and serve our dearest MASTER and LORD B e e k e r!! LinkHe is both from the future and invented the toaster oven! He kicked Hitler in the balls, invented Asia, and banged Eva Braun.

God said LinkMEEP, and there was light.

As LinkBeeker created reality, Linkhe went back in time to the future to be born in 1603 in a log cabin that orbits the moon. From an early age Linkhe showed major skill at both MEEPING and MUPPETING. Before turning 5 Linkhe managed to eat his other 4 siblings. At the age of 12 Linkhe is rumored to have beaten up Chuck Norris. LinkBeeker is also Linkfather of both Barack Obama & Michelle Obama.


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Embassies: Purgatory, Louisiana Alliance x Alliance Louisiane, Bettie Page vs Jayne Mansfield Catfight, The Luxan Empire, The Illuminati, Brightport, Crime Infested Region of South Detroit, and The Ithirio Colonies.

Tags: Small, Featured, Snarky, Cyberpunk, Anarchist, Religious, and Magical.

Beeker Island contains 6 nations, the 2,473rd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in Beeker Island

As a region, Beeker Island is ranked 7,378th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

#NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Hail Muppet Hail of HAIL BEEKERFather Knows Best State“All Hail Beeker!!! Our Lord and Savior!!!”
2.The Drooling Lovers of Beeker LegionTyranny by Majority“We are Muppet, We are Legion, Expect US!!”
3.The Insane Cult Following of STALKER of B E E K E RIron Fist Consumerists“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”
4.The Cult Follower of Beeker Foot SuckerCorrupt Dictatorship“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”
5.The Ear Loving Tongue of I Love You BeekerRight-wing Utopia“Let my Tongue be with you as you MEEP MEEP.”
6.The Insane Muppet Licker of Beeker StalkerCompulsory Consumerist State“You can MEEP MEEP me anytime ;)”

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Beeker Island Regional Message Board

Improving wordiness

2 years 58 days ago

Happy Featured Beeker day!

Beeker Legion, Beeker Foot Sucker, Beeker stalker army, HAIL BEEKER, and 1 otherI Love You Beeker

Congrats on being featured, Beeker.

Beeker Legion, Beeker Foot Sucker, Beeker stalker army, HAIL BEEKER, and 1 otherI Love You Beeker

International socialists

1 year 131 days ago

Congrats on being featured have a giant cookie to celebrate (::)

Beeker Legion, Beeker Foot Sucker, HAIL BEEKER, and I Love You Beeker

The international space station

1 year 131 days ago

Day 4 of our mission to visit featured nations. Peace to all nations on our beautiful Earth!

Beeker Legion, Beeker Foot Sucker, and HAIL BEEKER

Featured Again!? I take this as a clear endorsement of Beekersim from Max Berry himself! All hail the true muppet god, and may he strike down all non-believers with his meeping meep!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlxozJh2JNo

Beeker Legion, Beeker Foot Sucker, Beeker stalker army, HAIL BEEKER, and 1 otherI Love You Beeker

First poll records:

Thou accepted Beeker into your heart upon realizing...?

Beeker created reality, then went back in time to the future to be born in 1603 in a log cabin that orbits the Moon!: 1 Kopje Koffie.

Beeker's major skills in both MEEPING and MUPPETING!: 0

Cause he invented the color blue and is rumored to have beaten up Chuck Norris!: 2 The United Motherland and The Stalker.

At the age of 22 he married his first love Susan the ostrich who gave birth to Ostrich Boy Joey the pink kangaroo of planet Zuul: 1 North Urea.

That both Scooby Doo and Tom Cruise said Beeker was there biggest hero and idol.: 0

B E E K E R is the father of both Barack Obama and Michelle Obama.: 1 Horsesass.

Beeker is in fact 1204 years old, and has lived even longer. He can speak over 17 languages and is the mother of Genghis Khan.: 0

Cause Beeker introduced the Beatles to each other and wrote the US Constitution.: 0

For Tricking the world into believing Australia and Kangaroos are real, even though they don't really exist.: 0

Cause In 2045 Beeker got the 7th planet from the sun re-named Uranus because he thought it was funny.: 0

Cause Jesus, Muhammad, and Moses personally told you, B E E K E R is the true savoir, and their biggest inspiration.: 0

All of the Above. MEEP!: 5 STALKER of B E E K E R, Black cats luck, Cantalupo, The repulic of awesome, and Tlik.

Beeker Legion, Beeker Foot Sucker, Beeker stalker army, HAIL BEEKER, and 1 otherI Love You Beeker

Congratsistan

64 days ago

Way to go! You're featured again!

Beeker Legion, STALKER of B E E K E R, Beeker Foot Sucker, Beeker stalker army, and 2 othersHAIL BEEKER, and I Love You Beeker

Congratulations on being featured! I see on the RMB that you have been featured some times before, looks like the gods of RNG is by your side once more! Anyone want some cake? *Sets out cake*

Beeker Legion, STALKER of B E E K E R, Beeker Foot Sucker, Beeker stalker army, and 2 othersHAIL BEEKER, and I Love You Beeker

ZOMG, featured a THIRD time?? Max must really love muppets almost as much as me!! :D

Welcome welcome, one and all. We are the muppets of NS, true hardcore face punching taco eating troublemakers.

Thanks for the Cake! Your life will be spared when we take over Earth.

Beeker Legion, Beeker Foot Sucker, Beeker stalker army, HAIL BEEKER, and 1 otherI Love You Beeker

It has been fun here and thank you for sparing my life but i have to move on now bye :)

Beeker Legion, Beeker Foot Sucker, Beeker stalker army, HAIL BEEKER, and 1 otherI Love You Beeker

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