Axis of Absurdity
WA Delegate (non-executive): 
The Frozen Kingdom of Shackletopolis (elected 91 days ago)
Founder: 
The Cheftocratic Empire of Borkistan
Tags: Featured, Medium, Silly, and Neutral.
Regional Power: High
Axis of Absurdity contains 30 nations, the 323rd most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in Axis of Absurdity
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, Axis of Absurdity is ranked 7,029th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Irrelevant Rogue Nations of Bad Old Europe | Capitalist Paradise | “Nobody steals our chicks, and lives.” |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Neurotic Pandas | Father Knows Best State | “MUAHAHAHA” |
| 3. |  The Fuzzy Furry Faces of Funny Freedoms | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Because it's funny” |
| 4. |  The Free Land of Pookyvania | Anarchy | “What's for dinner?” |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Dreary Fat Boring Old | Compulsory Consumerist State | “How do YOU do?” |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Unicornith | Anarchy | “Give me liberty or peanuts” |
| 7. |  The Colony of Tribbbles | New York Times Democracy | “Tribbbles are Troubbble!” |
| 8. |  The Grand Duchy of Happy Happy Joy Joy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Happy, happy, joy, joy!” |
| 9. |  The People's Republic of Nadir | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Let's create rainbows” |
| 10. |  The Tiny Flowers of Splodinvarkia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Pthbbbt!” |
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Regional Happenings
- 5 days ago:
The Absurditocracy of ScrapyardApeland arrived from Throbbingwood. - 6 days ago:
The Malignant Mug of Milk arrived from The DCM. - 6 days ago:
The United States of Animal House arrived from The New Revolution. - 7 days ago: The Ittoman Empire of The State of It ceased to exist.
- 14 days ago:
The Armed Republic of Davethebastardistan arrived from Region of wine and beer. - 18 days ago: The Free Land of Kegsylvania ceased to exist.
- 26 days ago: The Colony of Tiny Flying Sheep ceased to exist.
- 27 days ago:
The Aromatic Collective of Foul-Smelling Cheeses arrived from Australia. - 32 days ago: The Sunny Lands of Royal Strawberry ceased to exist.
- 37 days ago: The Empire of Laithlind ceased to exist.
Axis of Absurdity Regional Message Board
Loading...That was a marshmallow filled dirty sock.
*vomits marshmallows days after the fact, creating a sock and rotten marshmallow riddled rancid smell*
This is absurd!
we focus so much on the absurd...should we not focus on our axis side? Axis swingers!
*vomits in the name of absurdity over excessive Axis-ive-ness*
perhaps you should have your gastritis checked out by a gastrologist (a person who foretells the future from checking out stomachs, I believe)
*vomits all over gastrologist*
How can you be fat when you are always upchucking?
I am the Duke of something or other.
