AustritariaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Austritaria

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Austritaria is ranked 5,686th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United Empire of MenatoloCapitalist Paradise“Money is Power”
2.The Empire of ArdeleaCompulsory Consumerist State“Unity Under Heaven”
3.The Soviet Federation of Groznyj LeichCorporate Police State“Вместе мы стоим,чтобы никогда не падать! Для федерации!”
4.The Fascist Confederacy of Of East AsiaIron Fist Consumerists“Happiness comes through hard work or die trying”
5.The Reichsbund of The WeltenbaumMoralistic Democracy“Brüderlichkeit, Freiheit, Gerechtigkeit”
6.The Free Republic of NobiqueCorporate Bordello“Deus est qui omnem mundum regit et nobiscum deus ”
7.The Armed Republic of The Safalisian IslesCompulsory Consumerist State“Immortal, unrelenting.”
8.The United States of BandillayAnarchy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
9.The Kingdom of HebrideNew York Times Democracy“God save the Queen”
10.The Kingdom of ConstantineaCivil Rights Lovefest“Divide and Conquer”
by Max Barry

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