The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Australia
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Australia is ranked 7,823rd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Rogue Nation of The Commonwealth of Aus||Capitalist Paradise||“Australians all let us rejoice”|
|2.||The Kingdom of Southern Sons Aus||Capitalist Paradise||“Such Is Life”|
|3.||The Dictatorship of Skippy The Bush Kangaroo||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Why for the love of God did I make another nation”|
|4.||The Grandpa knows best state of Zimbabwe||Capitalist Paradise||“Zimbabwe”|
|5.||The Incorporated States of Rumbuck||Democratic Socialists||“To the task, we are equal!”|
|6.||The Republic of Neale Junction||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Thanks to all those who helped refound Australia KR”|
|7.||The Minister for Boredom of Tony Abott||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Politics is a choice between various imperfect options”|
|8.||The One nation of Arai Rosanjin||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Eat Anything”|
|9.||The Jingoistic States of The Yokolhel||Corrupt Dictatorship||“By The People For The People”|
|10.||The Klaus Devestatorie Empire of MarkLatham||Capitalist Paradise||“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”|