The WorldWorld Census

The Nudest in the World

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Jingoistic States of Hen TaoAnarchy“I watch it for the plot!”
2.The Theocracy of Our Lady Holy Virgin Merry Trump ToupeeAnarchy“Nobody Loves Me Toupée...”
3.The Radioactive Republic of JasqueAnarchy“Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.”
4.The Endless Barren Wasteland of PoopsadonAnarchy“Proud to be a Vagrant, cuz at least I know I'm free”
5.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil SharpenersAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
6.The Rogue Nation of With My PitchforkAnarchy“With Great Pitchforks come great humor.”
7.The Free Land of EurpanAnarchy“Freedom Freedom Money Freedom”
8.The Lawless Land of The Mexican BorderAnarchy“Just go past...”
9.The Democratic States of IDAACivil Rights Lovefest“ you only live once that's the motto”
10.The United Socialist States of SterayalcyrScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Listen, shut up.”
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by Max Barry

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