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Founder: The Neverending Story of East Hylia
Aperture Laboratories is home to a single nation.
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The Best Weather in Aperture Laboratories
The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.
As a region, Aperture Laboratories is ranked 15,471st in the world for Best Weather.
|1.||The Neverending Story of East Hylia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Excogitavi; Accepi; Vici”|
- 96 days ago: The Neverending Story of East Hylia arrived from New tibet.
- 96 days ago: The region was founded by The Neverending Story of East Hylia.
Aperture Laboratories Regional Message Board
They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants - not here. At Aperture we do all our science from scratch; no hand holding.
Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator and it makes a happy face.
The lab boys say that might be a fear reaction. I'm no psychiatrist, but coming from a bunch of eggheads who wouldn't recognize the thrill of danger if it walked up and snapped their little pink bras, that sounds like projection.