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Nightkill the emperor wrote:Welcome to London.

Racism and Poles.

No, the Pole is not from there, actually.

Also, I got an highfive from a black guy on the street, which was random but funny.

Nude east ireland

Agritum wrote:No, the Pole is not from there, actually.

Also, I got an highfive from a black guy on the street, which was random but funny.

One time I was walking out of a fair; fairs are boring.

A man put out his fist as I was walking by, so I instinctively bumped it with my fist. As it turns out, he was getting his wrist stamped with a little symbol that would allow him to wander freely through the fair.

Agritum wrote:No, the Pole is not from there, actually.

Also, I got an highfive from a black guy on the street, which was random but funny.

I'm sure she'll stay around there, along with five dozen family members.

Nationstatelandsville

Nude east ireland wrote:One time I was walking out of a fair; fairs are boring.

A man put out his fist as I was walking by, so I instinctively bumped it with my fist. As it turns out, he was getting his wrist stamped with a little symbol that would allow him to wander freely through the fair.

There's an art teacher at my school who, every Friday, stands in the middle of the hall and screams "HIGH FIVE FRIDAY!".

If you reject him, in the eyes of my peers, you're a Nazi.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:There's an art teacher at my school who, every Friday, stands in the middle of the hall and screams "HIGH FIVE FRIDAY!".

If you reject him, in the eyes of my peers, you're a Nazi.

Is his name "The Todd"?

Nude east ireland

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nazi.

In my school, we still do the Roman salute while saying the pledge.

That is a lie.

Nude east ireland wrote:In my school, we still do the Roman salute while saying the pledge.

That is a lie.

Wait, you do the Roman salute? And no one says anything?

Nude east ireland

Neo arcad wrote:Wait, you do the Roman salute? And no one says anything?

Nude east ireland wrote:That is a lie.

Nationstatelandsville

Neo arcad wrote:Is his name "The Todd"?

I don't know his name.

He's a squat forty-year-old with more in common with a toad than anyone who would be called "the Todd".

Nationstatelandsville

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3415#comic

This is true.

Nightkill the emperor

Nationstatelandsville wrote:http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3415#comic

This is true.

Elfen High summarised.

Nightkill the emperor

The skies have declared war on my people this year.

Nationstatelandsville

Nightkill the emperor wrote:The skies have declared war on my people this year.

My battle with the Winterghast is not anywhere near over; we are both simply preparing.

Nightkill the emperor

Nationstatelandsville wrote:My battle with the Winterghast is not anywhere near over; we are both simply preparing.

It takes a lot to make us cancel work.

But nobody wants to get to the office in their boat during a thunderstorm.

I'm only slightly exaggerating.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:My battle with the Winterghast is not anywhere near over; we are both simply preparing.

I'm currently battling the British cousin of the Italian Summerghoul. It's much more devious than I expected.

Nightkill the emperor

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-lebron-james-leaning-toward-joining-alqae,36417/

Creative vikings

What's this NS++ stuff about, then?

Nationstatelandsville

Creative vikings wrote:What's this NS++ stuff about, then?

The user is banned, threatened to use a proposed feature on his enemies, and might use his creation for dumb revenge.

Creative vikings

Nationstatelandsville wrote:The user is banned, threatened to use a proposed feature on his enemies, and might use his creation for dumb revenge.

Ah.
Has he altered the NS Wikipedia page to increase his edgy aura's glow?

Nationstatelandsville

Creative vikings wrote:Ah.
Has he altered the NS Wikipedia page to increase his edgy aura's glow?

Not to my knowledge, I was just told to do this by Esty.

I have weak will, you know.

Creative vikings

Also I think I should acknowledge the life of Vlad, a great guy indeed.

I'll never forget the story of how he got wasted and woke up in some chicks bed and subsequently ruined her linens for as long as I have a good grasp of what humour is.

Creative vikings wrote:Also I think I should acknowledge the life of Vlad, a great guy indeed.

I'll never forget the story of how he got wasted and woke up in some chicks bed and subsequently ruined her linens for as long as I have a good grasp of what humour is.

I never heard that one... tell it for me in full, will you? For Vlad's sake.

Creative vikings

Neo arcad wrote:I never heard that one... tell it for me in full, will you? For Vlad's sake.

Uncle Vlad's Escape

"It started out like any Friday night for me: Drinking and doing blow at a nearby strip club. However, my friend brought some really heavy hitting stuff, and I guess I did too much and started having miniature black outs. The liquor likely didn't help. All I know is that I managed to draw the lucky cards and get one of the more desperate strippers, because I ended up having a chance to shell out some extra cash in the back room. Having got satisfaction, my duty at the strip club over, I'm told the majority of us left for a party an obscure acquaintance was throwing. At this party, I vaguely remember being handed what I thought was a joint of cannabis, but what I was going to discover was actually opium soaked in LSD. Needless to say, this did not react with the blow and liquor and more liquor I was currently drinking well, and I have a total black out. From the bruises, soreness, and cuts, and from the pictures on my phone, I appear to have gotten in a fight, vomited in someone's lap, and some other things I don't feel I can mention outside of private messaging.

Well, I apparently managed to seduce some whore at the party, because I wake up around 5:30 in the morning sore as f*ck and generally worse for wear. Holy god, my stomach hurt. I felt like I was going to burst from gas. Now, my back is to the girl, and I don't want to wake her, so I just sort of lean to fart and. . . well. . . it wasn't gas that came out. More of a spray, if anything. Well, it's sort of ruined the sheets and the blanket, it's running down my back, and it's no more than a few cm from her. So I quickly, yet very quietly, get up and get to the bathroom. Just my f*cking luck, no toilet paper or rags. But much to my relief, she had some of these ornate, fancy towels embroidered with what is, in all likeliness, her initials. Pressed for time and in a bind, I use them to 'dust myself off' and head back into the other room. Well, by this time, she's awake. And to put it bluntly, not very happy. Being the charismatic genius I am, I say the following golden words:

"Uhhh. . . uhm, I noticed someone f*cking shat in your bed, and the bathroom is just as bad. Man, you must have had a crazy party before I got here. I'm just gonna go."

Well, she doesn't exactly take kindly to this, and runs into the bathroom. Now, about the same time I'm picking up my clothes and making a break for it, I'm hearing an ear piercing screech from the bathroom. Luckily, I'm already out of her house and in my van before she can assault me. As I'm hurriedly getting out of the situation, via driving over her yard and thus leaving tire tracks through it, she's screaming at me and shaking her fist. She throws what looked to be a high heel, but she's a terrible shot and misses. It's about halfway home that I realise that I'm not wearing pants, nor do I have my wallet or phone. Now, I don't want either of those things in the hands of someone whose bed and bathroom towels I just ruined forever, but she's still home, so I'm stuck. I go home, take a shower, and take a nap. Fast forward two hours later, and I park my van a little ways away from her house, and I creep up on it by myself. Luckily, no one is home. The doors are locked, but the bedroom window isn't. To wrap the story up, I get my things (which had managed to lodge themselves under her bed), grab a quick snack from her refrigerator, and get the hell out of there.

And that's how I live my life."

He, truly, was a man who lived life more in one night than some do in a decade.

Creative vikings

I got a TG from one Tiami:
"Greetings! I recognized that you were honoring Vlad on your RMB. I just wanted to say thank you for that.
Sondria was his final region before be passed away, so we have honored him as well with a flag change and a change to the WFE. If your region is up for it, feel free to check it out!

Tiami"

Could be something we could do.

Nightkill the emperor

Creative vikings wrote:I got a TG from one Tiami:
"Greetings! I recognized that you were honoring Vlad on your RMB. I just wanted to say thank you for that.
Sondria was his final region before be passed away, so we have honored him as well with a flag change and a change to the WFE. If your region is up for it, feel free to check it out!

Tiami"

Could be something we could do.

I like this idea.

Nat, get on it. I'm exhausted.

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