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Nightkill the emperor

I'll probably keep the flag for a day or two.

Or just move to Israel, learn Hebrew, embrace my Bene Israeli roots and become a full-fledged Zionist.

Nightkill the emperor wrote:I'll probably keep the flag for a day or two.

Or just move to Israel, learn Hebrew, embrace my Bene Israeli roots and become a full-fledged Zionist.

I've always wanted to learn Hebrew. That and work medicine in the Strip.

Nightkill the emperor

Some kid questioning his faith is asking NSG for help.

That cannot go well.

Nightkill the emperor wrote:Some kid questioning his faith is asking NSG for help.

That cannot go well.

Poor bastard.

Nightkill the emperor wrote:Some kid questioning his faith is asking NSG for help.

That cannot go well.

Missionaries inbound in 5...4...3... :p

Hm. I might see about updating my flag later this evening. I need a layered version of it saved as a document native to my image editor or something so I can go in and replace the anchor as needed for various occasions.

Nationstatelandsville

Astrolinium wrote:Hm. I might see about updating my flag later this evening. I need a layered version of it saved as a document native to my image editor or something so I can go in and replace the anchor as needed for various occasions.

In honor of Memorial Day, make the anchor a waiting list.

Nightkill the emperor

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/18/waco-texas-biker-gang_n_7307050.html

Nightkill the emperor wrote:Some kid questioning his faith is asking NSG for help.

That cannot go well.

viewtopic.php?p=24615388#p24615388

I did my best.

Nightkill the emperor

" God's love abides. You may not see it. You may not hear it. You may not believe it. But you will never have to face this world alone"

Aww.

Imperial--japan and Nightkill the emperor

Nightkill the emperor

http://www.buzzfeed.com/shayanroy/blame-it-on-the-intern

Nightkill the emperor

http://m.firstpost.com/india/indias-liberal-heart-citizenship-hindu-refugees-quadruples-modi-2255798.html
I agree with this article quite a bit.

Imperial--japan

And now that my education slowly draws to an end, I ought to find a job.

Navy made themselves sound rather appealing.

Nationstatelandsville

Imperial--japan wrote:And now that my education slowly draws to an end, I ought to find a job.

Navy made themselves sound rather appealing.

Holy hell has it been a while since I've heard from you.

Imperial--japan

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Holy hell has it been a while since I've heard from you.

I've been around on P2TM. I tend to blend in with the plebs.

It's nice to know I'm remembered though. Truly warms my heart.

Nightkill the emperor

http://www.vice.com/read/a-tech-guy-from-detroit-created-a-dating-app-that-matches-israelis-with-palestinians

This f*ck is gonna cause world peace with Tinder.

Nightkill the emperor

http://16inchcity.com/presidential-candidate-ted-cruz-fails-to-identify-clitoris-on-female-anatomy-chart/

You can't really blame him. He's never been near one.

Nationstatelandsville

Nightkill the emperor wrote:http://16inchcity.com/presidential-candidate-ted-cruz-fails-to-identify-clitoris-on-female-anatomy-chart/

You can't really blame him. He's never been near one.

A friend of mine once tried to explain female anatomy to Pittsburgh Indian.

He... doesn't get it.

Nationstatelandsville

Some glorious f*cker got Ted Cruz to say "clit", and is thus now President.

Nightkill the emperor

Nationstatelandsville wrote:A friend of mine once tried to explain female anatomy to Pittsburgh Indian.

He... doesn't get it.

Doesn't he have a girlfriend?

Poor girl.

Nightkill the emperor

http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/cruzfails.asp

F*ck!

Nationstatelandsville

Nightkill the emperor wrote:http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/cruzfails.asp

F*ck!

My life is ruined.

Nightkill the emperor

Nebraska has banned the death penalty.

This is problematic for G-Tech, as he made quite a lot of money off Nebraska's official method of execution, G beating them to death with a corn cob.

Nightkill the emperor wrote:Nebraska has banned the death penalty.

This is problematic for G-Tech, as he made quite a lot of money off Nebraska's official method of execution, G beating them to death with a corn cob.

Eh, it's a good thing really. The official methods were sloppy, and took forever to run the appeals through. We even had to coat the corn cob in sedatives, which were expensive.

Now we'll just be using the more informal Vladimir-the-Cornpaler-while-in-police-custody method. Saves on court fees, and gives the East Coast sobs a moral victory.

Nationstatelandsville

Here in Pennsylvania, our preferred method is throwing the subject into the middle of Philly, but a Steelers' logo branded into his forehead. Good luck, f*ckface.

Though whether or not we actually follow through depends on the governor at the time. I don't know what Wolf is doing.

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