Animal House
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: Darthmouth111
Embassies: Ulthar, the Local Supermarket, and Philosophy 115.
Tags: Small, Surreal, Silly, and Founderless.
Animal House contains 7 nations, the 1,882nd most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in Animal House
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, Animal House is ranked 5,017th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Uber Muffin Tweakers of PanHeads | Capitalist Paradise | “Let's Ride” |
| 2. |  The Principality of 32 Doors | Democratic Socialists | “Where's me sysex?” |
| 3. |  The Republic of Zzzs | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?” |
| 4. |  The Incorporated States of Fried Squid Eyes | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Have at it!” |
| 5. |  The Empire of Stanford University | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Wind of Fredom Blows” |
| 6. |  The Protectorate of Okishim | Capitalist Paradise | “These are times we'll miss” |
Regional Happenings
- 10 hours ago:
The Sleek Black Artistry of Glorious Pismos arrived from Lazarus. - 1 day 13 hours ago: The Sleek Black Artistry of Glorious Pismos ceased to exist.
- 1 day 22 hours ago:
The United States of Captain Bog departed this region for Bacon. - 4 days ago:
The Principality of 32 Doors arrived from The South Pacific. - 21 days ago:
The Empire of Stanford University arrived from The East Pacific. - 26 days ago: The United States of Captain Bog arrived from Loopy Lions.
- 35 days ago: The Incorporated States of Fried Squid Eyes arrived from Balder.
- 42 days ago:
The Republic of Pinky und der Brain departed this region for Capitalist Paradise. - 46 days ago:
The Kingdom of King Three D departed this region for The United Kingdom of Britain. - 49 days ago: The Kingdom of King Three D arrived from The Pacific.
Animal House Regional Message Board
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111 is gone again? he's just up and gone? no good-bye, no touching last words in a departing speech? no little tokens distributed between us, to remember him by? no tearful farewells and good wishes to the region he's leaving bereft and defenseless by abandoning us - again?
no "here's your Segway back GP, I know it cost you a fortune to modify it for me, and I'd hate to stick you for all that money"?
well, he'd better be coming back. our region is shrinking.
what's happening here guys? looks like a police raid or something. where's everybody going?
sigh...lookin bad
sad, isn't it? how do we fix this? and where's Animal House Recruiter and Dartmouth 111 when we need them most?
c'mon, really? nobody left here that cares about the old frat house? what was the point of all those parties, all that beer, all those girls, all that mayhem, all that beer, all those girls, all that be------ I uh, what was I saying? anyway, are we really letting Animal House die a slow painful death?
still saying hello in case somebody answers and still riding my Souped-Up Segway. sooner or later somebody's gotta come back here. this is Animal House!
Hey, you guys.
I'm lookin' for the Inspectors.
They be checkin' for wingnuts and shi*, an' I'm a be checkin' fo' them.
They been here, I know it.
TOILET HYGIENE AND THE AMERICAN WAY.
Who's gonna help me out? Hmm?
never heard of 'em
ok, I've looked for your inspectors. they aren't anywhere.
