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Alcatrazin wrote:I swear the AI in Civ is so freaking weird. Ghandi likes to drop nukes on your capital if you even look at his friend the wrong way, Elizabeth will sail her armada half way across the entire ocean just to capture your one coastal city, Augustus Caesar is over there sucking dick while he slowly takes over entire continents, Catherine will not make piece even if Moscow is surrounded, and Boudika's menstrual cycle is in full swing all the time. It is like all the world's great leaders have schizophrenia.

Except Boudika...Boudika is just female.

New-netherealm

Alcatrazin wrote:I swear the AI in Civ is so freaking weird. Ghandi likes to drop nukes on your capital if you even look at his friend the wrong way, Elizabeth will sail her armada half way across the entire ocean just to capture your one coastal city, Augustus Caesar is over there sucking dick while he slowly takes over entire continents, Catherine will not make piece even if Moscow is surrounded, and Boudika's menstrual cycle is in full swing all the time. It is like all the world's great leaders have schizophrenia.

I like Caesar...

New-netherealm wrote:I like Caesar...

*squints* Cuz you a dick sucker too.

Alcatrazin wrote:*squints* Cuz you a dick sucker too.

Must resist urge to make insensitive joke.

Ism wrote:Must resist urge to make insensitive joke.

*squints*

New-netherealm

Alcatrazin wrote:*squints* Cuz you a dick sucker too.

How rude!

Alcatrazin wrote:I swear the AI in Civ is so freaking weird. Ghandi likes to drop nukes on your capital if you even look at his friend the wrong way, Elizabeth will sail her armada half way across the entire ocean just to capture your one coastal city, Augustus Caesar is over there sucking dick while he slowly takes over entire continents, Catherine will not make piece even if Moscow is surrounded, and Boudika's menstrual cycle is in full swing all the time. It is like all the world's great leaders have schizophrenia.

I just watched China and Russia have 80 turn war over one city state... Nobody got the city... And speaking of Gandi he had a bunch of troops and destroyers on my borders, but we were friends so I didn't worry about. I've never been so wrong.

Bougheyia wrote:I just watched China and Russia have 80 turn war over one city state... Nobody got the city... And speaking of Gandi he had a bunch of troops and destroyers on my borders, but we were friends so I didn't worry about. I've never been so wrong.

I've heard the AI gets better on Deity, but I can hardly get out of the classical era on king T_T I've only played Civ 5 with other people once... I hated it.

Alcatrazin wrote:I've heard the AI gets better on Deity, but I can hardly get out of the classical era on king T_T I've only played Civ 5 with other people once... I hated it.

I've only played Civilization Revolution, which seems pretty take by comparison. There are still odd things, and I often find that on warlord and up World Wars become frequent, generally me vs every other nation. Sometimes even nations I haven't met. Suffice to say, I never make it at emperor.

So what are you guy's least favorite civs to play as?
Mine is Siam.

Meh

Alcatrazin wrote:So what are you guy's least favorite civs to play as?
Mine is Siam.

Probably Siam for me to. Or Gandi.

New-netherealm

There really isn't any civ I can't play as...

Well aren't you special! *Confiscates New-N computer because this cracka using cheat codes*

New-netherealm

Bougheyia wrote:Well aren't you special! *Confiscates New-N computer because this cracka using cheat codes*

*Takes back computer and runs away*

Venice and Portugal are probably my favorites.

Alcatrazin wrote:Venice and Portugal are probably my favorites.

I enjoy playing as Saladin of the Arabs.

Uraq wrote:I enjoy playing as Saladin of the Arabs.

Yeah Saladin was a pretty awesome person.

Well, I passed out in Psychology today... everybody was laughing...

Alcatrazin wrote:Well, I passed out in Psychology today... everybody was laughing...

Really? What happened Al?

Ism wrote:Really? What happened Al?

Uh... we were watching a video in Psychology about this man that had his frontal lobe detached by a iron spike that was driven through his head... and yeah, I sort of...passed out... There was a recreation of the event, and even though it was really bad-- I mean like Justin Bieber bad--, it was enough to gross me out.

Alcatrazin wrote:Uh... we were watching a video in Psychology about this man that had his frontal lobe detached by a iron spike that was driven through his head... and yeah, I sort of...passed out... There was a recreation of the event, and even though it was really bad-- I mean like Justin Bieber bad--, it was enough to gross me out.

Yeah, I could see watching someone's brain split apart be a bit upsetting.

New-netherealm

Ism wrote:Yeah, I could see watching someone's brain split apart be a bit upsetting.

I can imagine...

Well it certainly sounds interesting.

The lost souls

I guess.

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