Alabama
WA Delegate: None.
Founder:
The Constitutional Monarchy of Bananabama
Embassies: Right to Life and Africa.
Tags: Conservative and Minuscule.
Alabama contains 3 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Shortest Average Lifespan in Alabama
Citizens of nations ranked highly tend to die earlier, whether from poor health, crime, accident, or government encouragement.
As a region, Alabama is ranked 1,233rd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Constitutional Monarchy of Bananabama | Father Knows Best State | “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana” |
| 2. | The Reckless Abandon of Human Cannonball | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Wahoooooooooooooooo!” |
| 3. | The Republic of Pants on the Ground | Moralistic Democracy | “One nation, one language.” |
Regional Happenings
- 40 days ago:
The Community of Minnafornia departed this region for Florida. - 61 days ago:
The Community of Minnafornia arrived from Mississippi. - 65 days ago:
The Community of Embassy Lords of the region Foreign Office proposed constructing embassies. - 123 days ago: Embassy established between Africa and Alabama.
- 126 days ago:
The Constitutional Monarchy of Bananabama agreed to construct embassies with Africa. - 127 days ago:
The Timbuktu Azawad Touaregs of General Hein of the region Africa proposed constructing embassies. - 161 days ago: Embassy cancelled between Utopian vision and Alabama.
- 169 days ago:
The Hanging Chad of Butterfly Ballot of the region Florida proposed constructing embassies. - 184 days ago:
The Confederacy of Krotalon departed this region for The South. - 193 days ago: Embassy cancelled between Lisbon and Alabama.
Alabama Regional Message Board
Won'tcha come with me to alabammy,
Back to the arms of my dear ol' mammy,
Her cookin's lousy and her hands are clammy,
But what the hell, it's home.
Yes, for paradise the southland is my nominee.
Jes' give me a ham hock and a grit of hominy.
I have come here to get an excellent education.
Our Governor once barricaded the doors of our public schools to insure an excellent education for the good people of Alabama.
We have some new Nations. Welcome.
Merry Christmas, y'all.
So which Republican candidate are you voting for?
A moot question now.








