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I can't get laid if I'm in my f0cking room! Screw it *leaps out the window and rides off to meet FLOAT for some hardcore partying*
*Heavy sigh.*
Kids these days. Always making silly decisions based on hormones. When will they grow up and learn?
*Proceeds to enlist more breeders and host the 326th Annual Love Festival.*
:)
*returns with a couple of bottles of Black Briar Mead* Hi! I'm Ho-*sees the breeders*-oly sausage fest batman! Nope. just nope. just too much... I'm gonn- *steps outside to puke* Ma! Shame on ye! What will dad think? And whaddya think of doin an orgy without me? Granted now I can see cuz there are more sausages here than an Italian meat processing plant! *notices a female breeder walking along* oh, you've invited your pals over for a coffee klatch, I see how it is. Seriously, you lecture me about hormones when you're in bloody- *realizes that said breeder is his age, and is "a nine and hella fine"* ...heat...*sets bottles down* one moment...
I volunteer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIpk8A8Ts3s
GO TO YOUR ROOM YOU DRUNKARD.
IF YOU CAN'T WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE THEN YOU DON'T GET ANY TIME.
No. Silence infidel.
*scootches over to aforementioned breeder and strikes up a conversation*
Wait for me, dear! I gotta get in on this.
An Irishman! :D
*ushers all the male breeders out* Case and point. We're as impulsive as the adults.
Hey, no. No. Go to your room. No.
I just was there! Fine *sits there, pens another masterpiece, and exercises until he gets a six-pack* She accuses me of desiring to be a perpetual virgin, and she locks me in my room. Seems legit. *sighs* Has she seen Nargy's "special collection" of toy horses?
You can't get a six pack in one night. Silly child.
No. IN TALOS I TRUST!
I did in two nights *flexes abs* Three for one night, three for the other. See?
Silly fake muscles.
BP, halp.
I would say touch em... but... you're my mom and...yeah...
Okay now that that strange episode of Ainurian history is over, let's talk weapons.
BP, you mentioned infantry weapons? What are your MANPADs like?
Depends on your specific needs. We mostly make use of CLOS missiles for our own MANPADSs, but we do have the more popular 'fire and forget' types available for retail.
The BPAF prefers CLOS missiles as they are functionally unhindered by most countermeasure systems, but we understand that for less well-trained forces (such as conscript armies, penal legions, or insurgents) this weapon type is not nearly as useful.
I've been playing for a while now, but I still don't know; how does one increase their regional influence?
Fire and forget would be better, but we'll take CLOS as well. Usually, when MANPADs need to be used, it's as a last-ditch air defense effort or to eliminate the threat of a helicopter gunship. Soldiers will usually neither have the time nor the focus to be able to use any other weapon. That being said, CLOS would ensure a target hit, so for accuracy's sake we would like that too. Do you have any missile systems that can do both?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Probably has something to do with your WA status. I've been a minnow for my entire existence despite being one of the more powerful nations in the region.
I need you nelly
That stays around and deals with our IC sh*t
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