A Van Down by the RiverWorld Census

The Most Ignorant Citizens in A Van Down by the River

The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."

As a region, A Van Down by the River is ranked 7,748th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Promised Land of Eretz YisraelCorporate Police State“Promised Land”
2.The Holy Republic of Loud MimesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You'd be home if you lived here.”
3.The Federation of Land of Lego BuildersInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I never ask that question, until I've already done it”
4.The Queendom of JaeniferLeft-Leaning College State“Work, Family, Motherland”
5.The Nine Lives of Percy J PicklefaceInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Don't wake the Baboon! ”
6.The Jewels and Binoculars of Eva ZeiselCivil Rights Lovefest“He left them behind ...”
by Max Barry

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