A Van Down by the RiverWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in A Van Down by the River

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, A Van Down by the River is ranked 4,532nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Jewels and Binoculars of Eva ZeiselNew York Times Democracy“He left them behind ...”
2.The Nine Lives of Percy J PicklefaceInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Don't wake the Baboon! ”
3.The Federation of Land of Lego BuildersInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I never ask that question, until I've already done it”
4.The Queendom of JaeniferLeft-Leaning College State“Work, Family, Motherland”
5.The Holy Republic of Loud MimesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You'd be home if you lived here.”
6.The Promised Land of Eretz YisraelCorporate Police State“Promised Land”
by Max Barry

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