The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in A Van Down by the River
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, A Van Down by the River is ranked 6,822nd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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