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Judge - Pru thinks it's more wombat than muskrat and she should know.
I wasn't aware that SpinBushy was acquainted with stench - thanks for the info. ;)
SpinBushey is a master at detection of stench, in various situations, not personal stench as you disguisedly put it. After all when you deal with the public on a level that she does you have to be A LA FRESH 24/7. I think we can change the word stench to the word aromatic in this instance although the stench of any perfume is never any different than the smell or aroma of perfume. Its all about a persons vocabulary and selection of words that they use to describe certain things, don't you think EVA.
I y'all's are looking for your garden gnomes, please proceed to the lawn near the f'bette. :) I snapped this of our World Cup AVDBTR Gnomes. :)
http://i.imgur.com/NGUSo4L.jpg
*falls off hammock from laughter* JUDGIE!!!!!!!! ;p
I'm going back to sleep.
Everyone on tippytoes, Mimes has dropped off again...he must have a charmed life to just sleep when he wants too. :)
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Now, if Madame was here, Mimes wouldn't be awake. Why with those clodhoppers she wears. *stomp, stomp!* I take it she is enjoying life as Babs longtime partner in life over on the Isle of Baooney. I hear they live in one of those bungalows over water like you see in Bora Bora.
Now, back to Mimes and his sleep. Mimes, did you know sleep is overrated?
Thru fireworks and everything-how do you do it Mimes?
Tennis over football, Judgie?
Everytime Kibbie, I could never play football growing up so I never had an interest in the game. I can tell you that the American world cup team are true footy fellahs, never diving or moaning, they just got on with their matches and the world has noticed their achievements. Our European and UK players are all over paid and mollycoddled, and they go down for the least thing.....England will have to really harden up if it wants to get back to the glory of 1966 or when ever we last won the world cup. On a lighter note I was reading earlier that a group of girls in Arkansas are being paid to take part in a university experiment by letting the hair under their arms grow for ten whole weeks. I forget the reason they are doing it for...anybody's guess. I have sent the Uni address to EVA just in case she wants to take part cos I know she is into Sasquatch and furry personals.
:)
Yes, the fake falls keep me from enjoying it sometimes. Sometimes 7 yr old girls look tougher.
Oh the Arkansas experiment sounds itchy.
I wont tell you what I am thinking about itchy...Ha Ha HA HA HA HA! But it does remind me of a joke about life in Hilly Billy country circa 1860 when the toilet was a small wooden affair out back of the shack they all lived in. The wife had been nagging her husband about the state of the toilet for weeks and he ignored her. So one day she said there's something down that toilet, get it out before it all blocks up. He duly went and looked down the hole and shouted back that there was nothing there at all, she replied you will have to get you head down there to see it so he stuck his head down the hole and still could not see anything. When he started to raise his head outta the hole he started shouting and moaning, his wife hollered "WHATS UP" he yelled back my beard keeps snagging in all the cracks and crannies round this wooden seat, she yelled back.."Yes I Know, It Hurts Don't it"
:)
Bwahaha
Terrible terrible!
I know, but it brought a smile to your face....might have even made you laugh..... :)
**Yawn** That was a great rest. How do I do it? HOW DO I DO IT?! WITH GUSTO AND BRAVERY!
*must go to the foundry and get a medal struck in Honour of Mimes Gusto and Bravery*
How does this man do it, keeping on top of his game so superbly ?
Bravo!!
;)
Judge, thank you, thank you, and thank you.
Now, we must discuss Gonzo day in 10 days. Who will provide the whoopee cushions and who will provide the liquor?
Round of applause people. We've got funny people residing here at the Van'ry.
Kibbie, Judgie, and Mimes.... Care for a drink? I need to go pick some fresh mint from Eva's garden, so y'all's can try out my dirty mojito.
Watch out for Eva's motion detector lawn gnomes. You don't want to know what happens when they're turned on.
More gnomes?
It's an unfortunate thing, but yes.
+Whats unfortunate, Eva or the Gnomes+
Tsk, tsk, Judge. The gnomes!
How big can my glass be Percy?
:) everyday judgie :)
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