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Governor: None.

WA Delegate: The Hen pecked husbands of Crazymonkeyjungle (elected )

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Most Nations: 324th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 988th
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🌼 Welcome to Yorkshire
🪄 Ruled in a unique socially experimental way
🎩 The grand ruler lives the high life, while the serfs sacrifice simple pleasures for the greater good
🪙 Taxes are abolished, instead the state looks after all the money
🔮 Not what Jobby created, but what he intended

Here in Yorkshire, we tell it like it is, but we are a peaceful lot.
We are a proud nation with a great deal of history.
Anyone can reside here, preferably Yorkshire folk, but we are open to everyone.
We are a diverse lot, but despite that, we do our best to maintain happy relations with other members.
Invaders we don't need, we have nothing here for you. Please respect our traditions.

We are Yorkshire.
WA members, please endorse our delegate: 🥜 🐒 🌿 Crazymonkeyjungle


Tags: Casual, Featured, Governorless, Large, and Silly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Yorkshire contains 91 nations, the 324th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in Yorkshire

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, Yorkshire is ranked 9,061st in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of RygateAnarchy“Bully”
2.The Democratic States of ParinthIron Fist Consumerists“Nuts!”
3.The Reddening Sunset of EveningScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Amazing”
4.The Republic of ForinInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Force through union.”
5.The Republic of QaralCapitalist Paradise“In God we trust!”
6.The Republic of KnarghyaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Cogito Ergo Sum”
7.The Community of RidorInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Seeing is believing”
8.The United Kingdom of VaradanAuthoritarian Democracy“Brave at heart”
9.The Republic of Ruth2Democratic Socialists“Cuddle”
10.The Armed Republic of TinorInoffensive Centrist Democracy“E pluribus Unum”
1234. . .910»

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Yorkshire Regional Message Board

In yesterday's snap election, I was again claimed 100% of the vote.

Turnout was very low despite a 30 second warning about the election.

Actually turnout was 100% given that I'm the only person deemed suitable to vote.

Crazymonkeyjungle wrote:In yesterday's snap election, I was again claimed 100% of the vote.

Turnout was very low despite a 30 second warning about the election.

Actually turnout was 100% given that I'm the only person deemed suitable to vote.

And somehow you managed to vote over 400 times. Curious.

This just in!

Crazymonkey has been determined that majority of the population wants you blasted into outer space. The vote was 100% with 1 vote casted!! What a great turn out!

The White Witch wrote:And somehow you managed to vote over 400 times. Curious.

Thats because Im 400 time better than you, stop sending flowers

Korasky wrote:This just in!

Crazymonkey has been determined that majority of the population wants you blasted into outer space. The vote was 100% with 1 vote casted!! What a great turn out!

If you dont like it free trips to space are available, go out and build a new life with the rest of the 'just stop O2' brigade.

Crazymonkeyjungle wrote:Thats because Im 400 time better than you, stop sending flowers

My mistake, I thought you were allergic. I'll stop sending them.

Im allergic to witch flowers, most people are.

Crazymonkeyjungle wrote:Im allergic to witch flowers, most people are.

Sends a mysterious gift of witch flowers 💐

Once upon a time, in the whimsical realm of Yorkshire, ruled by the eccentric and somewhat nutty Crazymonkey, a decree was issued that shook the very trees of the kingdom: acorns were outlawed! This unprecedented edict was not without its reasons; the Crazymonkey believed acorns cluttered his kingdom with their unpredictability - one day they were innocuous little seeds, and the next, they sprouted into vast oaks without so much as a "by your leave."

This ban did not sit well with Korasky, the Monkey Prince, known far and wide for his luxurious acorn-studded crown and his love for acorn tea at precisely three o'clock each afternoon. Distraught and somewhat peckish without his acorn fix, Korasky sought the counsel of the only creature believed to be more powerful and, arguably, more eccentric than the Crazymonkey himself - the White Witch of Yorkshire, a master of culinary magic and the only being who could turn an acorn into a feast or a flying carpet, depending on her mood.

Together, they concocted a plan so audacious, so utterly bonkers, that it could only have sprung from the minds of a desperate acorn aficionado and a witch who once turned a badger into a teapot for back-talking.

Their plan? To launch the Crazymonkey into space using nothing but the sheer force of acorns. How, you ask? Through the mystical and highly explosive acorn cannon, a marvel of witch-engineering and monkey ingenuity, fueled by the very acorns the Crazymonkey had outlawed.

The day of the grand "blast-off" arrived under the guise of celebrating the first-ever "Festival of the Flying Monkey." The Crazymonkey, ever so flattered by the attention and the promise of a statue in his honor (made from acorns, naturally), attended the festivities with all the pomp and circumstance befitting a ruler of his caliber.

As the cannon was unveiled, the Crazymonkey's curiosity turned to alarm, but it was too late. With a spark of magic from the White Witch, a cheer from Korasky, and a chorus of monkey hoots from the audience, the acorn cannon roared to life. The last thing the Crazymonkey saw before the world became a blur was a sea of acorns, as if the very sky rained the forbidden nuts.

Propelled by the power of the banned seed, the Crazymonkey soared higher and higher, past the clouds, past the birds, and straight into the starry embrace of space, where, legend has it, he rules a new kingdom on a moon made entirely of acorns.

Back in Yorkshire, Korasky was hailed as a hero, and the White Witch, as a genius. Acorns were no longer banned but celebrated, and the Festival of the Flying Monkey became an annual event where everyone, young and old, would wear their finest acorn hats and share tales of the day the Crazymonkey was blasted into a nutty orbit, a reminder that in Yorkshire, anything is possible with a little bit of magic and a lot of acorns.

Meanwhile, Crazy monkey meets the crew of the starship enterprise, bribes Scotty with Yorkshire pudding recipes and prepares to be beamed down back to Yorkshire. tune in next week to boldly go where no monkey has gone before.

Korasky is given a red tunic to wear at the festival.

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