Today's World Census Report
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
|98,831.||The Rogue Nation of Odd Earth||Democratic Socialists||“Look up”|
|98,832.||The Dictatorship of Lepageia||Psychotic Dictatorship||“You shall be trusting, loyal, obedient, to your leader”|
|98,833.||The Nomadic Peoples of Viraxi||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Live Bravely, Fight Bravely”|
|98,834.||The Republic of United Thele Decdomest||Democratic Socialists||“From Many, One”|
|98,835.||The Armed Republic of The Free Glades||Father Knows Best State||“A people, a Kingdom, a leader”|
|98,836.||The Republic of Peace Wapiti Academy||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We Will Endure”|
|98,837.||The Constitutional Monarchy of El Chuparosa||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Murica dangit”|
|98,838.||The Empire of Russkoye tsarstvo||New York Times Democracy||“In Mother Russia, challenges accept you. Cyka Blyat.”|
|98,839.||The Rogue Nation of Sovijet||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Freedom for the wolves has often meant death to the sheep”|
|98,840.||The Empire of Potatoeist Science||Left-Leaning College State||“Potatoes and Knowledge for All”|
Currently online: 8,918 nations.