Today's World Census Report
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
|98811.||The Incorporated States of Haruspex International Armaments||Capitalist Paradise||“Nothing is illegal in the eyes of the corporation”|
|98812.||The Empire of The Holy Dubstep||Capitalist Paradise||“Only the Pure of Ear will survive our reign”|
|98813.||The Matriarchy of Silveriemoon||Democratic Socialists||“What goes around comes around, or else it stops.”|
|98814.||The Grand Duchy of Cosszka||Father Knows Best State||“Our Cosszka”|
|98815.||The Colony of Stochasticide||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“This must be my lucky day”|
|98816.||The Dictatorship of The Communist Republic of Zach||Father Knows Best State||“BINGO!!!”|
|98817.||The Jingoistic States of Tereklandia||Corporate Police State||“Freedom is slavery. Oppression is liberation.”|
|98818.||The Incorporated States of Rhinosaur Jones||Capitalist Paradise||“FACK RAY ALLEN IMMA KILL THAT NIGGA”|
|98819.||The Confederacy of Gresteriam||Moralistic Democracy||“Beware the Sasquatch. ”|
|98820.||The Shadowing Dominion of The Night Stalker||Corporate Police State||“Is Schrödinger's Cat Alive or Dead?”|
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