Today's World Census Report
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
|21.||The Oppressed Peoples of Cistix||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Yeah! Too much Cistix!”|
|22.||The Athenian Paradise of Otaku Stratus||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Think, stupid!”|
|23.||The Cranky Old Grizzly of BearNation||Anarchy||“Founded 29 May 2004.”|
|24.||The Just of Tzo||Left-wing Utopia||“For Mercy and Justice”|
|25.||The Festering Mutations of Mindless contempt||Anarchy||“Freedom is Absolute - Under Penalty of Death”|
|26.||The Lingering Melancholy of General Malaise||Capitalizt||“When nothing is illegal there shall be no more crime!”|
|27.||The Xenophobic Isolationists of Just leave me alone||Capitalizt||“Only revenge shall make us forget!”|
|28.||The I Won't Move to Your Region of Havl||Left-wing Utopia||“Be kind; rewind.”|
|29.||The Incorporated States of Sehlysdre||Anarchy||“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”|
|30.||The First X-Man of New Old New New York||Anarchy||“Setting the pace since 5 June 2004.”|
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