Today's World Census Report
The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the World
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
|11.||The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia||Corporate Police State||“Why bother?”|
|12.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Capitalist Paradise||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|13.||The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri||Compulsory Consumerist State||“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”|
|14.||The Mysterious Airship of King Carl||Corporate Police State||“No it is not”|
|15.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|16.||The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland||Capitalist Paradise||“A Good Place to Raise Your Business”|
|17.||The Empire of Little Flowers||Capitalizt||“Roses have thorns!”|
|18.||The United States of Midlands||Corporate Bordello||“Don't just do something - stand there”|
|19.||The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads||Corporate Police State||“Obey or die”|
|20.||The People's Republic of Cutote||Corporate Police State||“None shall stop our conquest!”|
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