Today's World Census Report
The Most Primitive in the World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed solely to the unknowable will of the gods.
|11.||The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads||Corporate Police State||“Obey or die”|
|12.||The Oppressed Peoples of Banhamma||Authoritarian Democracy||“Ban it all! BAN IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!”|
|13.||The Holy Blue Oppressed Peoples of Nadir Dystopia||Corporate Police State||“Gloom Over Dominated”|
|14.||The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”|
|15.||The Indefatigable Fiefdom of Spunky Doughnut||Iron Fist Consumerists||“The Pies! THE PIES!!! The Pies.........................”|
|16.||The Theocracy of Opodeldok||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Spirituality is the Key to Happiness”|
|17.||The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad||Corporate Police State||“An equal opportunity hate group.”|
|18.||The Kingdumb of George Dublyuh Bush||Corporate Police State||“Da pen is da place whare wee keeps da pigs”|
|19.||The Phantom HA HA HA HA HA of Krankor||Corporate Police State||“Your weapons are useless against me! HA HA HA HA HA!”|
|20.||The Thearchic Lunar Wasteland of Argent Mesa||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Pray to me, my wretched playthings, and I will laugh!”|
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