Today's World Census Report
The Most Primitive in the World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed solely to the unknowable will of the gods.
|1.||The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep south Borland||Authoritarian Democracy||“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”|
|2.||The Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface||Corporate Police State||“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”|
|3.||The Most Unholy Authocracy of Redrake||Moralistic Democracy||“Where Men Are Men... and the sheep run scared”|
|4.||The Holy Objectivist Republic of DizKneeLandRand||Iron Fist Consumerists||“DizKneeLandrand iz fun”|
|5.||The Intolerancy of Losfebev||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Shut up! Who asked you?”|
|6.||The Dark Dominion of Dhurthrak||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The Darkness rules all.”|
|7.||The Holy Matriarchy of Our Lady of The Nunnish Nations||Psychotic Dictatorship||“A Nation of Sisters who can Raise a few Blisters!”|
|8.||The Most Serene Republic of Queens Jewels||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“In short, luck is always to blame.”|
|9.||The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Be aristocratic”|
|10.||The Confederacy of The Goggles||Corporate Police State||“Deo Vindice”|
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