Today's World Census Report
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were the rudest.
|1.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Capitalist Paradise||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|2.||The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri||Compulsory Consumerist State||“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”|
|3.||The Dominion of Complete Bastards||Corporate Police State||“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”|
|4.||The Revolutionary Force of Nak nak||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Power to the people!!All hail Nak Nak!!”|
|5.||The Empire of Little Flowers||Capitalizt||“Roses have thorns!”|
|6.||The Soul-Crushing Factories of Wulfhelm||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”|
|7.||The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista||Capitalist Paradise||“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”|
|8.||The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Why bother?”|
|9.||The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier||Corporate Bordello||“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”|
|10.||The Exalted Supremacy of East Borland||Corporate Police State||“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”|
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