Today's World Census Report
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
|1.||The Holy Empire of Tenkistan||Anarchy||“Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!”|
|2.||The Anarchy of Blogotopia||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Piss Off”|
|3.||The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles||Left-Leaning College State||“What goes around, comes around.”|
|4.||The Catfight Referee of Boodonia||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Let's invite over a bunch of immigrants and make cars!”|
|5.||The People's Republic of Birchwater||Left-wing Utopia||“Ars longa, vita brevis”|
|6.||The Republic of MegaTokyo-3||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“This is a theme to a fake revolution!”|
|7.||The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma||Left-wing Utopia||“You are only coming through in waves.”|
|8.||The Hippy State of Zerophix||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Stick It To The Man, Maaan!”|
|9.||The Reality TV Show of Scownyland||Democratic Socialists||“What you know you don't know CAN hurt you”|
|10.||The Modified Acceleration Engine of HotRodia||Anarchy||“Live Free or Drive Hard”|
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