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Hello again Groland! We're now nearly halfway through the zombie apocalypse and things don't look to good for the survivors! With only a 20% global survival rate, it seems that the zombies are winning! So, if those of us whose hearts still beat wish to vanquish the undead horde, we must work together! As such, I would like to offer you the services of My Pants so you may heal in safety before returning to the fray! Just hop into My Pants and we'll heal you (assuming we're not afk!) as fast as possible, then you may head back out or rest a while in safety and comfort.

Regardless of your choice, may I wish you the best of luck and lots of fun in the coming hours!

Remember - "There ain't no infection in My Pants!"