by Max Barry

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Region: Greater Dienstad

Nah nah guys you're going about this all wrong. Gordons. Multi-Purpose Gordon Landing Craft to be precise.

Think of those wooden sleds you played on when you were a child. Now make it ten times larger, put a heat shield on front, make it out of an osmium-irridum alloy, and stick a squad of powered infantry on the back. Spray the Infantry down with a heat retardant thing, crank their nuclear reactors up to full, and shoot them towards the ground with just enough power in the lander's engines to jink them all over the sky and slow them to a safe velocity before hitting the ground.

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